Humorous love, funny short message copy, what humorous love sentences are there?

1, and you made me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling on the electric heater is unbearable!

I am grateful to let a girl stay for one night.

3, incompatible with this world, only appreciate each other with you!

I want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people.

5. Honey, where are you? I'm lost.

6. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me will die.

7. People like you have nothing to talk about except love.

8. You are the Wan Li of the Galaxy, and hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you.

9. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

10 I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.