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What message should I send to my girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Valentine's Day SMS: Valentine's Day SMS: If the frog didn't turn into a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't turn into a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe. Because I still have you around! Valentine's Day SMS: My presence is only+= in your life. For me, your existence in my life is a+= formula. Valentine's Day SMS: I wrote a love letter, sent roses, took photos, made phone calls and sent messages. Wish! Valentine's Day SMS: If there is love in the sky, if the dream will come true, let my heart love it completely. My love for you is indescribable, just like wind and rain, and this feeling will never change. Valentine's Day SMS: Every day is a festival for people with feelings. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life! Valentine's Day SMS: All's well that ends well for lovers, but all's well for lovers; Infatuated people are uncertain, and thin lovers are like wolves; I am passionate, self-indulgent and miserable; Many lovers are tired of coping, and the real lover must belong to you! Dear husband, remember: if the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, her wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home. Valentine's Day SMS: I said it was for my silence, and I said it was for my silence; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent. Valentine's Day SMS: Every day is a festival for people with feelings. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. Valentine's Day SMS: Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you. Valentine's Day SMS: I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite. Today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you! Valentine's Day SMS: Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years is too long. Love you for many years, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength. Valentine's Day SMS: If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you. Valentine's Day SMS: The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either degenerating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day! Valentine's Day SMS: Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! Valentine's Day SMS: You are poison, which permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. Please don't forget to give me the antidote! Valentine's Day Message: Parting is to love what wind is to flame: it can extinguish Mars, but it can also fan the flame. Valentine's Day SMS: Love itself is a territory. It has its own shade, paths and houses, and even its own sun, moon and stars. Valentine's Day SMS: Without wisdom, life will only be eclipsed; If there is no love in my life, it will be destroyed. Valentine's Day SMS: Love stays at the top of the mountain, above the valley of reason. Love is the sublimation of life, the peak of life, and it rarely appears. Valentine's Day SMS: Missing is like chocolate, bitter and sweet. Dare not miss you, dare not miss you, dare not say miss you, dare not miss you more. In fact, I really miss you Valentine's Day SMS: One second surprises you, one minute touches you, one hour romanticizes you, one day warms you, one month warms you, one year is happy, and I love you all my life! Valentine's Day SMS: The phone makes me breathless, and the SMS is soft to press. I will rinse you at both ends for three days and accompany you shopping until your legs are short. What's the point of being mean and flattering? You will take over the rest of your life. Valentine's Day SMS: If missing is a wisp of smoke, let the wind blow to you and let you know how much I miss you; If you are worried about a drop of rain, let the heavy rain fall on your head and let you know how much I miss you; Have you caught a cold? Valentine's Day SMS: The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. Finishing 2: Today I will take you to a warm place: Lane 520, Missing Road, Love Street, Love City 13 14! The landlord is your favorite person, the lease is 10 thousand years, and the rent is the love of your life! Happy Valentine's Day! I treat your heart with infatuation. I'm not gonna die. You make me sad. You are my sweetheart. This represents my sincerity. I hope to get your concern and wish you inner happiness! Die mercilessly! There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, idiots will finish reading it. (Editor in charge: admin) Deep in the Internet, it's raining. You are a worm in my stomach. You know everything I want, everything is self-evident! Happy Valentine's Day, baby! I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you everywhere. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years! Buy your own roses, forget it, you will be laughed at; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover! Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day! My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you! Love letter, I wrote it; I made the call; Roses are from me; Blessing is what I said: Happy white day! I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up. Valentine's day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, this is impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't want you, which is more unfair than Dou E; If I don't send you a text message, it's lightning. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, idiots will finish reading it. Happy Valentine's Day. I miss you so much. I cut off the phone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day! Steamed bread is valuable, but steamed bread is more expensive. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day! Mud is a short mouth! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! Very reliable. If you don't buy flowers for your wife on Valentine's Day, she will put a handful of dishes in your vase and wait for you to get a feather duster, kneeling keyboard! So be sure to buy flowers to go home! The script I wrote for you, theme: signal, protagonist: you and me, stage: mobile phone screen, scene: the lights are on, I miss you in the distance, and my thumb is gently pressed out-I miss you, please turn it on and receive it. On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to your place, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head! Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and my liver have been "stolen" by you ... Can I chat with my heart and heart members this Valentine's Day? Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you". exe”。 Please bring your love to help me detoxify in February 14! Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose! QQ Space You are my bread to fill my hunger, you are my fruit knife to commit suicide, you are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of my life! Baby, baby, I'm guilty. I didn't buy roses today. Not that it's not important to you. The street is really expensive. I have to wait in line to buy it. I have no money to spend any more. If you insist on not sending me messages, I will isolate you politically, block you economically, torture you mentally and degrade you in my post. What you do is up to you. Outside the castle peak building outside the mountain, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze makes him intoxicated, and he only treats dinosaurs as beautiful girls. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day! Buy your own roses, and you will be laughed at if you forget; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle and forget it. If there is no candlestick, use a wine bottle. Burning fried chicken, forget it, no ability; Valentine's day, forget it, go to sleep! Good morning! Happy Valentine's Day. Give me a diamond ring. It's on sale now, as long as 880 yuan RMB. Valentine's day, no money; I want to go out for a walk, but I am afraid of being suspected; Honey, we have to watch domestic 007 a hundred times at home. You are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide! QQ Personality Grouping You blink and I die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die! Happy Valentine's Day! Finishing 3: Living in a shack with the one you love is also a paradise. When love talks, just like the chorus of the gods, the whole heaven is intoxicated with Yue Xian. That day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I followed the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground. You are poison, seeping into my blood, seeping into my nerves and controlling my brain. Please don't forget, give me the antidote! You are like lice on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you! You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright! Happy Valentine's Day. The person I love is taken. People who love me are terrible, either getting worse in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day! In the late summer night, a frog lurks in the grass, and a little dim light passes by. The frog was suspected to be a prey, so it clamped its stomach with its tongue. Suddenly the frog jumped up and cursed: Shit, who threw the cigarette butt? Happy Valentine's Day! Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "For you, I can spend nine days on the moon, but I can go to the five oceans to catch it!" " "Because: that" moon "is you, and that" hug "is you! I am very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey! ... when I saw you, I didn't move You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged rat eyes, a mouth under the nose, dripping with saliva, you little goblin, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! Want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! You, I have surrendered unconditionally. Valentine's Day is coming, so sign a love contract! Otherwise nobody wants me! I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations. I will love you wholeheartedly for life! Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house is not built, and the car wants to buy it; Only love for you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea! Finishing 4: 1, all people, every day is a holiday. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to you, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head! Happy Valentine's Day. Raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, and travel is a kind of date. It's not that no one is with you. Just don't drink coffee, it will break when it rains. Only you are perfect. 4. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh … honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! If you want me, I will give it to you. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said you didn't want me to give it to you! Be reasonable, I don't love you, who loves you! 6. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid, and he will tell you for me. I only like you, I only care about you, I only wait for you. QQ space 7. Meet you in the afternoon of summer dusk, miss you in the long wind and frost of early winter, kiss you in the spring of grass green, just ask you gently-let me love you for a lifetime, ok? 8. I don't want to see you all day, my eyes are straight and I have no strength. I picked up my mobile phone three times, and my limbs were cold and sweaty, and my insides were sighing and blaming myself. Over time, I had an idea. I will wait for you at ten o'clock. 9. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; I'm obsessed with your love, I love you, I'm dying! 10, loving you is the most important thing in my day, thinking about you is the happiest thing in my day, watching you is the most enjoyable thing in my day, and loving and thinking about you is the thing I will do all my life. 1 1, love+love = two loves; Love-love = selfless love; Love × love = infinite love; Love = the only love, Happy Valentine's Day! 12, if I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment, imprisonment in your heart and no bail.

13. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. 14, I will get an electric shock when I see you; If you can't see you, you want to charge; Without you, I will lose my strength. Love you is my profession, miss you is my profession, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! 15, my thinking is not as fast as you think, my clothes are not fashionable, I can't get along with anyone, I'm not welcome anywhere, my heart stops when I'm fine, and pneumonia is atypical! Non-mainstream screen name 16, there is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, idiots will finish reading it. Don't be angry, Doby. 17 you little leprechaun, you poisoned me with your love poison but refused to give me the antidote! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love! 18, mood prediction: I will miss you tonight to tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you very much in the afternoon. Affected by this mood, the night will become a fantasy, and this weather will last until I see you. Will you marry me? I will make you the second happiest person in the world! Why is it the second happiest person? Because I am the happiest person! ! Dear, you smile sweetly, like a flower in full bloom in the spring breeze. Why do I smile so sweetly? Because you sent me a text message. 2 1, do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above. Finishing five: what we are pursuing-sending a piece of infatuation ● The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken person is waiting for your call! ● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach. ● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright! Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime! I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you. ● You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you! I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up. Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He will help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you. You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote! Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad. If I turn every thought about you into a flower, there will always be a garden full of flowers around me. An old couple-the romance of daily necessities ● Love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! ? I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite. Today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you! ● Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you. ● Everyone, every day is a festival. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love. I speak for me, and I speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent. I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will! Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?" ● Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home. Friends of the opposite sex-lying to you is like your QQ space ● Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will be flooded. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! ● The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day! ● If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even an idiot will accomplish it. You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose! You are like lice on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you! ● Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud) Old lover-helpless and laughing ● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean. If loving you is a mistake, I'd rather make it worse, even if it's a mistake all my life! ● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, lovers' holiday independence and self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful. Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life. ● The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you. It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly! Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. ● Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness. Love your lover-deep feelings are on the verge ● When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it, let's get married! I have no time to participate in your past, and I won't miss your future again! In sincerity, get to know you; Linxi is with you day and night. Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I can't live without you E: All of the above. I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms. Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love multiplied by love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1= 1. If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't become a bubble, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I still have you around. The vast sea of people, navigate by your name; On a cold night, hold your name to keep warm; Live a long life and travel with your name. Love is the yearning of the heart, the ringing of feelings, the collision of inspiration, the shining of electric light, the sweet dew and the intoxicating pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day! Seeing you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart! Baby: I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.