Mid-Autumn Festival: Complete Works of Creative Humor Desire

1, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, I don't want to say anything ... I will go to your house on an empty stomach after work today!

Funny Mid-Autumn Festival greetings highlights

Don't call me heartless. At least I sent you a dime message, wasting battery power and risking being radiated by electromagnetic waves, so I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance, regardless of the consequences!

3, Mid-Autumn Festival blessing is different, happiness is hidden inside, I don't compete with others. My greetings are quietly sent: reunion is warm and sweet, and a toast is raised to celebrate the family. I wish you a good mood for the Mid-Autumn Festival!

4. The breeze brings my blessing, the bright moon brings my greetings, and the Jade Rabbit leaves eternal blessings. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon!

If you dare to be unhappy in Mid-Autumn Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. If you dare again, I'll beat you into a second-hand one!

6, Mid-Autumn Festival full moon, happy family, auspicious Mid-Autumn Festival ceremony, auspicious elders, Mid-Autumn Festival wish peace, peace for all ages, happy Mid-Autumn Festival, happy reunion of relatives and friends! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and happy family.

7. Notice of Mid-Autumn Festival Administration: Anyone who still has moon cakes at home will be turned over to the state treasury, or they will not come to my home, and offenders will not be allowed to bask in the moon in the future!

8, the moon is high and the clouds are light, I miss you, smile, bring good luck, jump with heart, hug with blessings, live a good life, hug your waist with a happy life, and wish you a better Mid-Autumn Festival career.

9. China Mobile specially reminds you in the Mid-Autumn Festival that you have successfully customized the morning alarm clock service, and we will disturb you on time until you get up at 5 o'clock every day.

10. According to the Mid-Autumn Festival special law, you were sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to lifelong depression, and all your illness troubles were confiscated. This judgment is final and will be executed immediately.

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12, Ji Xing, send you a copy of Fu Lushou; Turn into a meteor to help you realize your wishes; Turn into a red star and shine on you; Become a planet around you; Become a star and accompany you to your old age! If you receive it, you shine the most in this Mid-Autumn Festival!

13, Mid-Autumn Festival wishes. I wish you a smooth work without worries, sweet love without quarrels, good family harmony, peace and disaster-free seasons, good health and happiness, and happiness will always surround you!

14, the bright line at the foot of my bed boss is suspected to be a guy with teeth on the ground. The guy with a cake is lifting himself to see it. I found it was moonlight and looked down at the old country man. Look at this information, stupid guy!

15, I wish you and your grandparents, mom and dad, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, and your family are round and eating meat with a round face, all like Wuxi Dafu!