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The pig’s thoughts are overturned

3. Oh my God! My clothes have lost weight again

2. When I don’t fall asleep in class, I get drunk at the wine table~

1. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear my underwear Inside.

2. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

3. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world...

4. Follow other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go.

5. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years!

6. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth!

1. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

2. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel - my mother said, it is a birdman.

3. Time is the same as cleavage, if you squeeze it there will still be some.

4. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

5. Don’t be careless about animals that are still alive after bleeding for a week...

6. I, a college student, have goals in life: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland.

7. Women remember: they must eat well, have fun, sleep well and drink well. Once we are exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husband, have sex with our boyfriend, and even beat our children.

1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn I harvested many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Village", and I got my wish and became the village chief.

2. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty...

3. I have made great progress in losing weight. Success, look, all three of my chins are pointed!

4. The trouble with chocolate is: when you eat it, it’s gone.

5. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

6. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

7. A big belly is not scary. What is scary is that it is big and empty.

8. The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there are problems in your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

9. If a woman shows herself to be generous first, then a man will not dare to be stingy.

10. People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed.

1. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snow-capped mountains that have not been climbed, rivers that have not been crossed, giant dragons that have not been killed, and beauties that have not been bathed... Tell her to continue sleeping!

2. The person I love is a stunning beauty, and one day she will come to marry me riding a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but not its owner.

1. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have shame, it will be invincible.

2. Do nothing but do nothing, do nothing but do nothing.

3. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life.

4. If you are cool, you will be cool, and you will have the chastity of being cool; if you are mean, you will be mean, and if you are mean, you will have the dignity of being mean.

5. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least a pair of whales...

6. Success in life does not lie in getting a good pair of fish. cards, but how to play bad cards well.

8. When you were born, you cried and everyone smiled; when you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

10. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.

11. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. .

2. Experts look at doorways, laymen look at sidewalks.

3. Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside!

4. I met a MM with a personalized signature: I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I’m tired of doing laundry and cooking.

5. Encountered a GG personalized signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

6. Encountered an old Shaanxi personality with his signature: Ugly girls tend to cause mischief, black buns tend to contain vegetables.

7. Encountered our teacher’s personalized signature: Tell you that the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences will be very serious

8. Encountered a writer’s personalized signature: Maybe it seems like, However, this may not necessarily be the case.

9. When you encounter a love saint’s personalized signature: What you have said does not count, the person you like changes every day.

10. The personality signature of the sleeping king in the class: three full meals in the morning, noon and evening, and six empty stomachs before and after meals.

1. Offline on time at 12 midnight! Otherwise, the princess will turn back into Cinderella.

2. Hello, is this China Mobile? My name is China Unicom and my PHS is broken. Can you send China Railway Telecom to fix it?

3. I am an academician of the Advanced Diving Academy of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, a Nobel Prize for long-term disconnection, and an Oscar for lifetime invisibility...

4. I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and a fellow traveler on earth. pig!

7. Five Horses Dismembered——Would you like a piece?

8. God said: "Let there be light." I said: "No!" So we had dark night.

9. I pinned the KONKA TV remote control to my waistband and pretended to have bought a new NOKIA mobile phone.

10. I think I would enjoy the morning if it came later.

2. Life is so fucking fun, because life keeps fucking playing with me.

3. Buddha said: "It takes 500 looks back in the past life in exchange for one pass in this life." I would rather exchange one pass in the next life in exchange for 500 looks back in this life.

4. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

5. I am an actor, and my eyes widen when I see a beautiful girl...

6. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly...

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7. I want to fall in love prematurely, but it’s too late...

9. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

10. Don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

1. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go!

2. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

3. Guests, please respect yourself, this little girl only sells herself but not her art.

4. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

7. Go the way of NB and let SB speak!

8. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

9. Zi said on the river: "It would be great to have a boat!"

10. Driving is not difficult, I'm afraid there are new people!

1. We are looking for little girls, and *** will come with us to fill the water; I will fill the head of the Yangtze River, and you will fill the tail of the Yangtze River.

2. Love at first sight, then fades, and then exhausts.

3. A person is not alone, he is lonely only when he wants to be alone.

4. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

5. If I could see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front!

6. Work QQ, no small talk, if you want to force a chat, it will cost 50 cents per word; punctuation marks, half price, 20% off for more than 1,000 words; emoticons, 10 yuan monthly subscription, voice and video, not available yet Activation; make payment first and then chat, chat as soon as payment is received, pay online, provide invoice; no monthly rent payment, individual charges, holidays and weekends, business as usual; agents are wanted,

1. If there is a problem first Find the cause within yourself, and don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth when you have constipation.

2. The road is long and long, and I will go up and down to ask for help.

4. Knit me a scarf and I am willing to repay you with my lifelong care.

Otherwise, just strangle me with your scarf!

5. Men pretend to understand when they don’t understand, but women do the opposite.

6. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China’s family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

1. When birds are big, they can be found in any forest.

2. The garden is filled with spring scenery and I can’t keep it in, so I pull Hongxing out of the wall.

3. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

4. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

5. My wife is my wife and my wife is my wife.

6. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a cesspool.

7. I drank to drown the pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.

8. I am your kite, the string is in your hand, but the only thing that accompanies me is the wind.

9. Others are pretending to be serious, so I can only pretend to be unserious.

1. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

2. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall!

3. I’m like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but looking for No way out.

4. Senior brother, do you know? The second brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's.

6. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible.

7. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but once you use it, it is not enough~

8. Pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to notice it. .

9. Friends around me, hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well~~~

12. I have always regarded handsome guys and money as dirt. , and they have always looked at me like this

13. Don’t compare yourself to me, I am too lazy to compare with you

16. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four things to say Say. Including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I have finished what I said...

18. My big name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata. ..

21. The farmer’s three punches hurt a little

22. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, everyone loved me, but now I am loved by bitches

23. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs

24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi

25. Carrying mice Knife, look for cats all over the street

26. As long as you work hard and poop seriously

27. Who is the fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because it is said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao have arrived

29. Only when there is a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the "descendant of the dragon."

32. Lie down wherever you fall

33. If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I am HELLO KITTY!

34. A donkey is a wrong idea~

◆A woman is fat, plump, slim, tall, slender, short, petite; a fat man is fat, a pig is thin, a rib is tall, a bamboo pole Short is a winter melon

◆Professor: 90% of adult women in our country are not virgins. The president sent a letter to other 10% of women. Have you heard about this? The girls shook their heads. "Then you haven't received the letter!"

◆"How much do you love me?" "As much as a dime.

"Is that all?" "Isn't a dime equal to ten cents?" ”

◆You are very creative. Living is your courage. Being ugly is not your original intention. It is God who lost his temper. If you continue to live, without you, who will bring out the beauty of the world!

01. The early bird catches the worm, the early bird catches the worm!

02. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish, and finally I said, "Japanese people also have personal characters." ", she then agreed that whales are not fish.

03. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is not right, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

04. If replying was a virtue, I would have become a saint long ago.

05. Life cannot be like cooking, having all the ingredients ready before cooking.

07. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way, and let them find you.

08. There is an old legend that people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will. Immortality...

09. Can the eggs of the world unite to break the stone? So we have to be more realistic...

11. Summer is not good, poor. I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind...

12. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup...

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15. A group of Japanese people came to visit our school today - to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!

16. No matter how far you think, you will Get away! !

17. My servant is also very poor, my gardener is also very poor, and my driver is also very poor...

18 When charging the bank, it said: “This is in line with international practice! When serving, he said: "We must consider China's national conditions!" ”

23. My friend’s name on his girlfriend’s mobile phone was “him”. Later they broke up and it became “it”...

24. There is nothing you don’t want. Come to me, don’t come to me if you have something to do!

27. Why should I kill your lover...

28. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet. Yes, you will learn everything when you go out.

Sister! Just follow me!

What does it have to do with you? /p>

33. There is no limit to learning, and there is always a chance to return!

37. I really want to call your grandpa: Dad!

38. Beijing University of Science and Technology lied to me! I have been in college for four years, so I plan to use the knowledge taught me by Beijing University of Science and Technology to deceive society for the rest of my life!

40. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock...

41. I have never seen such a disgusting school - the midterm exam is scheduled for May 8th! !

42. House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are more and more good men. The less...

43. If I become the emperor, I will make you the prince!

45. The reason why I have never become an excellent college student is my strong character!

46. Damn it, I got complained! The customer said that the mp3 file I gave him had no images!

48. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to 6. !

49. The sun rises in the east and it rains in the west. The teacher is ruthless and I am affectionate, so I have to fight with my classmates during the exam.

50. Hugging is such a strange thing! , they are so close, but can’t see each other’s faces

1. What the RMB should do is to follow the path of the US dollar, leaving the US dollar with nowhere to go.

2. Don’t want to. A priest who is an abbot is not a good priest!

3. If you can’t bear it, try again!

4. You know astronomy and geography, but you don’t understand English.

5. A good horse never turns back to eat grass, because when it turns back there is no more grass.

6. Life is like shit, even though you have worked hard, what comes out is still shit. .

7. Sleeping means you have to get up tomorrow~~! !

9. In 2009, as a person born in the 1980s, I still have a playful and smiling face!

10. A soldier who doesn’t want to be a soldier is not a good soldier

11. He looks quite fat, but he still looks quite fat after taking off his clothes!

14. A girl’s sincerity is valuable, but a young woman’s price is higher. If a rich woman is around, both can be thrown away.

15. I swear I will never swear again!

16. I am short of money, lack of women, and short of heart, but he is not immoral!

18. Cherish drugs and stay away from life.

19. Half of my life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad luck.

20. Does true love still exist? Of course there are, there are a lot of them in TV series.

21. Flowers bloom not to fall, but to bloom more brilliantly.

22. If you are stupid, you are too smart!

23. Start from the heart

24. Legally speaking: a sexual relationship based on money is prostitution. I send you a text message and we have a "letter" Although the relationship is only a dime, I can still count as having prostituted you in my life!

25. Even though I lied to you, you have to believe me!

26. Women’s tears are the most useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it means you are useless.

27. Haha,,,, living is the last word.

28. Live, one day your life will burn out, your body will return to the earth, and flowers and plants will bloom. The soul turns into memories and lives forever in people's hearts. Everything in the world is endless and cyclical, and so is human life.

29. In public situations, I often choose to be polite, but in private I often disgrace myself.

30. There are two types of men: one is lustful and the other is very lustful; there are two types of women: one who pretends to be pure and one who pretends to be impure.

31. There is something special about ugly people, they are particularly ugly. The best among men.

31. I am very tired today. I just want to say four sentences, including what I said before and what follows. I have finished.

32. Before the exam, I thought I knew everything. After the exam, I realized that I didn’t understand anything.

33. It is better to spend money to spend money and spend money to spend the day.

34. Ugly people are also human beings. Because you are ugly, you are also a human being.

35. Busy---busy with your heart. Without your heart, you will be dead...

36. Hatred is like fire. Hate others but burn yourself.

37. Children who live in fairy tales will die in fairy tales.

39. Don’t test people, people cannot stand the test.

40. Joke bar catchphrase: I am also an Ox this year!

1. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!

2. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own bicycle!

3. If you like it, I'll buy it for you... (After realizing the other person's anger) Oh no, it's "Brother, I'll buy it for you!"

4. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

5. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even used a beauty trick yet!

6. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!

7. Mirrors always reflect light!

8. Is handsome enough to use P? Maybe he will be eaten by pawns!

9. Don’t worry if you leave it to me, nothing can go wrong!

10. Don’t be nervous, I’m not a good person...

12. Don’t thank me, how can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you!

13. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!

14. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you!

15. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

16. If you can’t reach it, try stepping on the right foot with your left foot.

17. Some people are alive, but she is already dead. Some people are alive, but he should have died long ago!

18. You said...you like me? Actually...at first...I actually...well, let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot.

19. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you!

20. The green hills are still there, just a little red.

21. Hey, say what should be said, and whisper what should not be said.

22. Scholars Can you call it stealing?

23. I hate it, don’t ask single men such questions!

24. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

25. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, you think I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

26. The weather is good today, windy and rainy.

27. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

28. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough...

29. The feet of three cobblers stink as much as one Zhuge Liang.

30. In this golden autumn with red maple leaves...

31. One will cut the thyroid hormone, and the other will not.

32. I will tie you up if you bother me again. Let’s borrow arrows from the straw boat!

33. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You have to pay back the money you owe!

34. A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let’s go to a restaurant, I’ll pay for the water pipe.

35 .Is there anything that should be left behind?

36. I have a blue dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right, with a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my waist.

38. A: It’s hard to swallow this revenge without revenge. Such a bad breath.

B: How can I make you die?

40. She is so fat that I can’t even twist her arm with my thigh.

41 .There is a road in the mountain of books. Start by doing it first, and learn from the endless sea of ??eight treasures to make porridge.

42. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandsons.

43. I can do my homework well!

44.A: Have you done your homework?

B: Sit down! Well, it’s still warm under the buttocks... You want it? Here you go.

45. Who is in charge today? He didn’t even wipe the blackboard!

46. How much does this shoe cost per pound?

47. My dog ??eyes were really blinded back then...

48. Is this blind man a blind man? ?

1. Ernong plays with pigs

2. If you kill the birdman, I will be an angel!

4. Live well, because we will die for a long time!!!

5. Have you ever heard the story of "The big pig said yes, and the little pig said no"?

7. Artificial intelligence and natural stupidity cannot be compared - because we advocate pure nature.

8. We should keep quiet when listening to sermons in church. It is very impolite to disturb others' sleep.

10. People are not smart, yet they imitate others’ baldness! !

11. You are electricity, Li Siguang, you are the only myth...

12. The scary thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

13. I am always wandering between A and C.

14. If you are not afraid of being used, you are afraid of being useless.

16. At noon on the day of hoeing, bend the bow to shoot the big eagle

17. The hair is gone without a trace, and the dandruff is even more outstanding!

18. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

19. I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to SB!

20. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a little woman cannot be without money for a day!

21. If Heaven fails me, I will be Hao; if you fail me, I will be shaken!

22. The garden is filled with spring scenery and cannot be contained, so I lure the red apricots out of the wall.

24. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. He doesn’t need paper to poop.

25. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns to get a good reputation?

26. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Damn, is this man not dead?

27. Live great and die under flowers!

28. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

29. I love you! What does it have to do with you?

31. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

32. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

33. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience? ! !

34. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

35. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig down?

36. You don’t have to study hard, but you can’t not review well.

37. I learned a saying from a friend: Ten words for you - as far as the fuck goes, get the fuck as far away as you can~ I remember the first time he said this to a group of us, I saw everyone counting on their fingers below to see if they had ten words...

38. The best way to deal with people who cover up their ignorance by keeping silent is to respond in their own way. Treat the person's body.

40. You even believe the advertisements. You will become stupid by reading!

41. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money!

42. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too weak.

44. I don’t know if I went to college or if the university went to me.

45. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

49. It is easy to quit smoking, but it is too difficult to quit you!

50. If you want to hang out in the world, it is best to be a bachelor! !

53. Rich people eventually get married.

54. What is love in the world? One thing brings down another thing.

56. I am Jesus’ son, coconut~!

57. College is all about learning!

60. Life can be made easy, but life can also be exquisite!

61. Other people’s money is my property.

63. I am the most honest person. Never tell lies. Except this sentence.

64. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

65. I’ve been really busy recently, and it’s even hard for me to get 16 hours of sleep a day!

66. Don’t wash it. If it weren’t for the mud, this car would be broken. It fell apart.

67. The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, let’s have another ice cream.

68. The three friends of Suihan - hot pot, cabbage, and hot quilt.

69. I have no intention of being different, but how can I have outstanding taste!

71. Why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep forever after death.

72. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a 100 yuan note, hold down "ctrl-c" and then press "ctrl-v"....

73. If a woman wants to please herself, she will allow a man to be poor if he wants to please himself!

75. You bald donkey, dare to steal the master's wife from a poor Taoist?

77. I said to the buddy sitting next to me~~You are only one step away from being a genius

78. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light...

80. God has given you a pair of wings, so they should be burned...

81. It is a universal truth to be a bitch, and you and I are just one of them

83. It is said that men become bad when they are rich, but I have been a good man for more than 20 years!

84. Face first on the ground, unable to recover.

86. When facing difficulties: If you are not afraid of death, are you still afraid of living? When facing danger: If you are not afraid of living, are you still afraid of death?

87. Tall means tall and is like a straw bag; short means short and can stand being stepped on; thin means thin and has muscles.

88. Only women and English are hard to find, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

89. There are three things that hurt people: worries, quarrels, and empty wallets. The most hurtful of all is an empty wallet.

91. When arguing with others, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

94. If God wants to cause people to perish, he must first make them crazy; if God wants to make people crazy, he must first make them buy a house.

95. When the sky falls, you hold it up, and I hold my cushion, haha...

96. The can ring loves the can, but the can has Coke in its heart!

97. Don’t be the next person, just be the first me.

100. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is still easier to get along with!

1. The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight - at the graduation job fair, someone said to him: "Brother, let me go, you are blocking my mobile phone signal."

2. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

4. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."

6. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

7. If a couple plays in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

8. Pure, fictitious, chaotic, beautiful.

9. Happiness means scratching an itch when you feel itchy. Unlucky means being itchy but not being able to scratch it. What’s even more unfortunate is that for a long time, neither the soul nor the body can feel the itch that is about to move.

10. Although I cannot be the descendant of a rich man, I must be the ancestor of a rich man.

11. God has not given me any great responsibility, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

12. Who holds my hand and curbs my madness for half my life; who kisses my eyes and covers my wandering for half my life.

13. I looked for her thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me.

15. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

16. Could it be that you are the little novice adopted by the mentally retarded master of the Shaolin Temple who was the only one in the world in swordsmanship and martial arts in Huashan Mountain? The imbecile pet dog Wangcai crushed the cockroach Xiaoqiang once rolled over A turd ball?

17. The first half of the short story I Love Your Mother will be broadcast here today. Please continue to enjoy the second half of the short story I Love Your Mother at the same time tomorrow...

18. Advertisements on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements on taxis: Traffic jam? Take the subway!

19. I received a text message on my mobile phone. There was a monkey in the zoo that was so ugly that everyone vomited. One day I went there and I vomited. One day you went there and the monkey vomited.