National Day Humorous SMS Prompt Tone

1, freeze National day robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left, women stand on the right, perverts stand in the middle, hey! I'm talking about you, pretending to look at your cell phone! Send me a message! Happy National Day!

2. A lover is a road, and a friend is a pig. There is only one road in life, and there are many pigs on one road. Don't forget the way if you have money, and don't sell pigs if you lack money. Happiness, not getting lost, resting and feeding pigs. Happy National Day to my pig!

3, National Day, Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion spirit. I wish you a happy holiday and all your wishes come true.

4. Experience a one-day family tour on National Day and take the bus back and forth. Activities include cleaning my floor and kitchen, scrubbing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, bringing lunch for 2 10 people, and registering as soon as possible.

5. The National Day happened to meet the Mid-Autumn Festival, and life coincided with a smooth spirit. I wish you a happy holiday and family reunion! If you consider this festival, wait another 30 years! ! !

6. National Day activities: 1. Shangri-La Hotel, watching others eat; 2. Qiantang River Bridge, River Jumping Competition, 2 champion wreaths; 3. Survival challenge, walking alone at night in the Seventh Hospital of Hangzhou; 4. Truth or dare, shouting at the gate of the city government: You are all assholes; 5. Two-day tour of detention center; 6. Passion Experience-Prison Break!

7. This short message is made exclusively, with international inspection exemption and first-class quality. If there is any similarity, it is pure fiction. The recipient will have endless good luck and enjoy infinite happiness! Happy National Day.

8. Holiday National Day Order: During the holiday season, all friends who sincerely greet you and sincerely bless you should keep in mind and invite them to have a big meal. Happy National Day!

9. I wish in advance a happy National Day to those young people who have superficial scenery, inner hesitation, immature appearance, vicissitudes of life, seemingly brilliant, but in fact difficult to achieve, often depressed, more tired than mules, and busier than ants!

Before 10/day, 1 0, my short message rushed into the city, entered the countryside, spread all over the country, and finally entered your home. Wow! What a big pigsty! Hehe ~ ~ Happy National Day, piggy!