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Repost "The literary world is shit, no one should pretend to be cool"

The Chinese literary world in 2006 was a year of prosperity, development and harmony. In this year, we have seen many celebrities come on stage and perform wonderful movies for us. In order to commend their contributions, affirm their achievements and reward their efforts, the "2006 Literary Presence Award" is specially awarded as encouragement. Best Actor Nomination Han Han: The post-80s generation dominates the literary world, and of course Han Han is the first choice. This year, although Han Han, who is busy with racing, has no new works, he often dominates the news headlines, because for every hot event, his comments are hot news sought after by the media. It is not news that a dog bites a man, but it is not necessarily news that a man bites a dog. Han Han speaks It must be news! Guo Jingming: The popular idol writer has been active in the forefront of the literary world due to incidents such as refusing to apologize for plagiarism and rejecting "Grudge" due to royalties. It is said that he has recently become a magazine editor, and his name is "Mind Shuo". I don't know if he borrowed it from Japanese manga Saiyuki. The biggest reason why Guo Jingming was shortlisted was that on the cover of the forum-style youth novel "Everything About Lily Zhou" written by Shunji Iwai, the editor-in-chief, his name was twice as big as the author. What is this? This is the power of idols! Zhang Yiyi: Khan, we are born in the 80s again. I haven’t read Zhang Da’s book, and of course I haven’t seen his so-called streaking either. The reason why this famous Hunan writer was shortlisted was because he sent a text message to Li Xiang, a recently divorced girl, claiming that he wanted to propose naked, and if he didn't agree, he would publish Li Xiang's privacy. The great Zhang Yiyi, just like his name, fights alone and creates earth-shattering love stories. He tells us with facts that people can reach any level. Hong Feng: Shenyang writer Comrade Hong Feng went to the streets to beg because he could no longer receive his salary of 2,000 yuan, causing an uproar. In fact, Hong Feng is not fighting alone, nor is he competing alone. Huang Hui from Hunan, who longs to be kept by a rich woman, and Sun Zhiming, who claims to have sold himself to publish a book on the Internet, are his offensive and defensive allies. Together, they created a climax-filled feature film about a writer's prostitution. The final winner: Zhang Yiyi almost single-handedly created the most popular streaking incident of the year, and he still carried the banner of love. Even now, when the hype is rampant, even master-level figures such as Deng Jianguo and Song Zude can only sigh. One sentence: Falk Malegopeter. Nominated for Best Actress, Zhao Lihua: The emergence of the pear-shaped style shocked the literary world and the poetry forum. It not only sparked a wave of poetry writing, but also made the world witness a national-level spoof. This is a bit like a low-budget Hollywood movie. The protagonist never thought of using the film to become famous, but it turned out to be unexpectedly popular. Of course, Zhao Lihua's popularity is inseparable from the shocking and sensational comments attached to her poems. Xu Jinglei: As a well-known actor and director in the entertainment industry, Xu Jinglei was shortlisted not because of how good her acting was, but because she became the number one blogger in Chinese and published a book (although she didn’t sell a few). The writer Han Han was flirting, and soon there were rumors of an affair with a writer named Zhou, making him a celebrity in the literary world. Dai Qin: Speaking of this name, I’m afraid not many people know it, at least not more than the people who know Sister Furong’s February girl. But when it comes to Chinese Kafka, you probably have some impressions. The female writer known as China's Kafka is far less explicit in her writing than Wei Hui and others, but her sudden backless photos with her breasts exposed are enough to make other writers' writings shameless. The final winner: Zhao Lihua. There is no doubt that the Lihua Sect is the most popular sect in the entire literary world. Best story shortlisted for nomination. Hunan writers gang fight: Just after the National Day, He Liwei, vice chairman of the Hunan Writers Association, slapped Wang Kailin, editor-in-chief of "Literature Circle". The cause was Wang Kailin Chairman He was alluded to in one of his novels. Wang Kailin said that He Liwei came with a group of strangers. In fact, this group of people was not completely strangers. After the incident, there were many writers who supported He Liwei. The slap incident evolved into a group fight, although it was just verbal and written criticism. Han Bai's scolding war: This scolding war was somewhat jealous, because the origin of the scolding war between Han Han and Bai Ye was actually just a casual flirtation with Xu Jinglei. The scolding war was then launched online, and the focus of the discussion was whether the literary world was a piece of shit. There were so many fans of Han Han. They came up in groups to scold him like they were out for a spring outing. Bai Ye couldn't resist it. Thinking that people in the entertainment industry had many fans, he found old writers and their directors' sons to help him. Later, there were also musicians. Gao Xiaosong's involvement is the most popular group fight in the literary world this year and in recent years.

The final award: Han Bai's scolding battle. "The literary world is shit, no one should pretend to be cool." Not only did many intellectuals leave in disgrace, but it also left behind an enduring classic buzzword. This scolding war tells us that the economic base determines the superstructure, and books The number of prints determines the intensity of the insult. Best Director Nominated Sina Blog: Starting from this year, the power of self-media blogs has gradually emerged, and Sina’s star strategy has paid off. All kinds of literary gossip, under Sina's unremitting hype, have been magnified infinitely, fully satisfying the needs of a group of literati to step out of their lonely boudoir and enjoy the much-anticipated star honor. As for the withdrawal of writers such as Chi Li, it has not weakened the director's strong lineup. Hunan Writers Association: Ah, I promise to God I didn’t mean to target Hunan. In fact, I love Hunan food.