Christmas humorous blessing message

1. Do you know whose holiday Christmas is? I don't know, it's your holiday, it's Christmas! Idiot.

This is the message I sent you three days later. Don't peek. I told you not to look. Look. Merry Christmas!

We have dinner on Christmas Eve, sing songs on Christmas Eve, and go to discotheque on carnival night. I want us to be together!

The gift for you is too heavy for the deer cart to pull, so I have to send it myself. Remember to wait for me, wait for me to say Merry Christmas!

The streets and alleys are filled with the breath of Christmas, and my deep blessing to you is scattered among them. Do you feel it?

6. In this annual Christmas, please God give me courage and strength. I must say a word to you: pay back the money quickly!

7. When the bell rings, I am yours. Don't get me wrong, it's not a wedding bell, it's a Christmas bell, and I'm the one you owe a gift to!

8. Say MerryChristmas in Chinese and Merry Christmas in English. When I want a Christmas present, tell me from my heart.

9. Bird flu didn't scare you, and chicken plague didn't kill your dedication. Today, when you resolutely walk into the delivery room, I wish you: Happy egg laying!

10 Merry Christmas! Send the gift to the SMS reader quickly, or you will make this Christmas Eve fidgety. Did you hear that? Don't laugh at fools!

1 1. Yesterday, I had a dream that you fell into a stinking cesspit, got up and said: Good luck at Christmas, even the cesspit is delicious!

Tonight, a fat old man with a white beard will jump into your window, grab you and stuff you into a big bag. He is preparing a Christmas present for me.

13, love is snow, love is a flower, and it floats in your home as snowflakes. The bell rings, the deer runs and brings my heart to you. On Christmas Eve, it is beautiful to have you and me on the carnival night!

14, send you a Christmas tree, the root is a healthy body, the trunk is a happy family, the branches are a satisfactory career, and the leaves are a happy love.

15. In order to respond to environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a Christmas card at Christmas. Please write your information directly on the largest possible bill.

16, I dreamed of giving you a gift from Santa Claus last night, but he said: The man who is reading the text message is too lazy to wash his socks. He hasn't worn socks for a long time! Where are the presents?

The ancients laid eggs! Don't believe it? Actually, I don't believe it either, but now that Christmas is here, I have to believe that if the ancients can't lay eggs, how can there be Christmas? Hee hee, merry Christmas.

18, friendship is delicious rice and hot pot. Burning Erguotou, greedy again. Let's go to Christmas Eve. It's my treat.

19, God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends! You will have everything! Merry Christmas!

20. If a fat old man jumps in from the window of Christmas Eve, grabs you and puts you in a bag, you don't have to worry, because what I want for Christmas is you.

2 1, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad egg, empty head is called idiot, expulsion is called fuck off, alas, that's called finished, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs? Merry Christmas!

22. Every sentiment, every harvest, every second goes by, and every holiday greeting represents my thoughts and wishes for my friends-Merry Christmas!

23. You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy, and Christmas is also happy. Oh, where is my Christmas present? Look for it, look for it. Oh, did you get it? I brought you happiness.

24. When Christmas comes, yawn, stretch, get rid of your troubles, forget your troubles, ask for leave from work, have good luck again and again, receive a short message, keep blessing, have a good career!

25. On the second day of Christmas, the elephant's long nose was swollen very high. Others asked what was going on. Elephant: Alas! Santa Claus is nearsighted and can't see clearly this year. He used my nose as a chimney and insisted on going in.

26. Merry Christmas! Who will you go to Christmas Eve with? One person can, two people are so good, just get together. Want to be with me, hehe, call me back and I'll make you warm as fire.

27. Zhao Ben ~ Shanzhai, Zhang Yi ~ Work hard for money, Sun Hong ~ Ren Lei, Xiao Shen ~ Sunshine, Chen Ke ~! This Christmas, I allow you to travel around the cottage, make money at will, never thunder, sunshine everywhere, and no longer work hard!

28. Life is an encyclopedia and society is an electronic map. I hope you can find your own direction in the society and realize your life ideal. Merry Christmas, young man.

29. From the South Pole to the North Pole, I sincerely wish you! Santa Claus from the North Pole specially invited the longevity of the Antarctic fairy to wish you and your family happiness, smile at life, live a long and prosperous life and receive more gifts!

30. I sent an email to Santa Claus in advance, asking about Christmas arrangements. He said, I'll give you a Christmas tree so that you can lie under it and eat turkey and roast goose, and you don't have to eat feed at Christmas! You have to get ready!

3 1, we must eat fried rice with eggs today, but only eggs. If you can separate the eggs from the rice, you will be happy with the remaining eggs! If the remaining eggs are synthesized into the original appearance, then the round eggs will be happy!

32. Long time no see! I often think of you, and countless Christmas wishes, that friendship, that accumulated happy memories, that human affection, that warmth of heaven have finally brought us all. Merry Christmas to you!

33. When Christmas comes, remember to put your socks by the bed. I decided to ask Santa Claus to give you 1 rooster and 1 hen, because the rooster will say: lay eggs! Lay eggs! The hen will say fast! Soon!

34, life must be full of joy, don't let the phone empty, greetings and blessings can not be less, can not wait long. I wish my partner good health, all the best, laughter every day, peace every year and merry Christmas!

35. Legend has it that the stars make two wishes on Christmas Eve. One is to wish the world peace and happiness, and the other is to tell the lucky baby who is reading this message that Christmas can be a day off, but please ask for leave first!

36. Without faith, you can have ideals, no dreams, dreams, no ambitions, burdens, no girlfriends, prisoners, super life and immortality, and Christmas without laying eggs. Go get it!

37. Santa got lost and rode around on reindeer for help. He happened to pass by my window and handed me a present, telling me to keep it safe and give it to you on his behalf at Christmas. Wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy harvest!

38. Christmas is coming. Think about it. I don't want to give you too much. I just want to give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

39. There is such a strange phenomenon. It is estimated that 99% people will open this message without hesitation, including you, because my message is: Merry Christmas!

40. If beauty is a crime, you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If you are clever, you will be punished. Don't you want to cut to pieces! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

4 1, when people are sending Christmas presents to relatives and friends, I wish my bosom friend a merry Christmas first, and all my wishes come true! At the same time, I wish my classmates and colleagues all the best!

42, Christmas, send you a sexy dress, happy to make a coat, happy to make a hat, good luck to make cotton shoes, good luck to make gloves, I wish you a merry Christmas, good luck, happy event, happy life and sweetness.

43. Santa Claus, Christmas deer, Christmas socks and Christmas tree. Christmas bells, Christmas songs, Christmas dinner and candles. Christmas cards are auspicious, and Christmas pockets are full of gifts. Christmas atmosphere is getting stronger, don't delay Christmas wishes!

44. As night falls, snowflakes fall. The neon lights are on, and so are the blessings. The gift came, and my blessing came with Santa Claus: I wish you a happy night, endless joy at Christmas and good luck in the New Year!

45. Wanted Order: An old man with a white beard and a red robe often sneaks into residents' homes at night and places pleasant and deadly items. The discoverer should call the police immediately, and the alarm code is: Merry Christmas! You will get lifelong happiness in return.

46. Every time I miss you, I lose a hair. Although I am stupid, I am already very good. I wish you peace and happiness again before Santa Claus comes and I become a monk. Merry Christmas!

47. Santa Claus is responsible for creating this short message, happiness is responsible for writing it, happiness is responsible for sending it, and I am responsible for investing and sending it to your mobile phone in advance. May you have a safe Christmas Eve and a merry Christmas!

48. Snowflakes used to be a bookmark for my good memories. Dancing under the colorful Christmas tree in the moonlight is my lovely dream. On this special day, let me wish you a Merry Christmas with my sincere greetings!

49. solstice, happy winter! My blessing will cross the dark night of winter solstice, climb the tall Christmas tree, hold high the banner of New Year's Day, avoid the trace of slight cold, follow the fragrance of Laba porridge and go straight to the Spring Festival of the Year of the Rabbit! best of luck

50. On Christmas Day, you will receive the heaviest gift ever. Don't be surprised when Santa Claus crawls out of the package, because I really can't think of anything to give you, so I have to wrap him up and ask him for something.

5 1, there are always some things you can't forget, just like sending you Christmas wishes! Someone always touches my mood, just like your lovely smiling face! In this Christmas, send 100 1 wishes, all of which are: Merry Christmas!

52. When you laugh, the wolf will hang himself. When you stop, that smell permeates your whole body. When sweating, lice are infested, and if you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps, and there are only eggs left. I wish you a merry Christmas (eggs left)!

53. In order to make your Christmas trip comfortable and pleasant, please send a message to inform your height and weight measurement DD. I made a wish to Santa Claus that you should be my Christmas present, but his old man asked me to prepare a sock of the right size first!

54. Romance in winter is like snowflakes. The words in the wind are like vines. In the candlelight flickering Christmas, the silver bell rings in the ear. In the eyes of the lover, there is a hidden expectation for the future. Merry Christmas!

55. Christmas weather forecast: Before and after Christmas, there will be a large area of paper money, US dollars in Northeast China and North China, rubles in Northwest China, British pounds in Central China and South China, cheques in some parts of Southeast China and gold bars in some areas. Christmas slogan will be changed to: get rich at Christmas!

56. When they arrived, the candle suddenly went out, the window opened with a bang, and a burst of yin came in. A white shadow stood on the windowsill and looked at you and said, it's so late, and you're still squatting in the corner to catch flies. It's time for bed, toad, hee hee.

Although I don't believe in Jesus Christ among foreigners, we can still take the opportunity to revel in foreigners' Christmas. Snow is falling, deer bells are ringing, and the sweet Christmas Eve is coming again. What a wonderful Christmas!

58. Time takes away youth, but it can't take away my blessings; Space takes away the distance, but it can't take away my thoughts. Our friendship is still close, and Christmas is coming. Give it to my closest friends and my sincere wishes. Merry Christmas.

59. Make an honest test: among scarves, cigarettes, hats, brand-name clothes, wine, pigs, money, fruits and snacks, what would you choose as a Christmas present for me? First feeling, tell me!

60. Considering that there will be an overwhelming blessing message blocking the network in a few days, I wish you an unparalleled genius with ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom in the world: Morris, well, hey! .

6 1, decorate the Christmas tree with countless romances, walk hand in hand and watch the fireworks of love release all over the sky. Romantic Christmas promises eternal vows. Let's make a promise of love and be with each other every Christmas! Merry Christmas!

62, Christmas is coming, thinking about giving you nothing, and I don't intend to give you too much, just giving you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

63. Christmas weather forecast: On Christmas Day, there will be a large area of banknotes and US dollars in Northeast and North China, RMB in Northwest China, cheques in Southeast China and gold bars in some areas. Christmas slogan will be changed to: get rich at Christmas!

64. Songtao is full of celebrations, snowmen are happy, firecrackers explode safely, lanterns and candles are decorated auspicious, the fire is booming, wine glasses collide and reunite, socks are full of happiness, and short breathing brings blessings. Wishing you a merry Christmas and a bright smile.

65. The cock shows off to the hen: Look how free and easy I am. I never have trouble laying eggs. Hen: Can't you see that I giggle every time I lay an egg? Because you are happy to lay eggs! Hehe, I wish you a merry Christmas (laying eggs)!

66. Happy mood, the upcoming unrestrained, happy blessing, the upcoming voyage, happy days, the upcoming company, the upcoming Christmas bell, a beautiful life, I wish you happiness, and I wish you no regrets in the Christmas carnival.

67. When Christmas comes, remember to put your socks on the bed. I decided to ask Santa Claus to give you 1 rooster and 1 hen, because the rooster will say: lay eggs! Lay eggs! The hen will say fast! Soon! Merry Christmas to you!

68. I dreamed yesterday that Santa Claus fired a missile at you, which said happy; Throw a bomb at you, which says happiness; There are countless bullets with Christmas wishes written on them. Be careful.

Although Christmas greetings are in short supply, it is most effective to send them to you first. Christmas presents are very popular. Smile when you receive the gift. Christmas information is very busy. With the arrival of the news, the happiness index turned higher. Merry Christmas. How nice!

70. Light the spark of happiness, bloom auspicious flowers, write a happy chapter, and send out wishful hope. I wish you all the best in Christmas paradise. At Christmas, I wish you happiness, merry Christmas and happiness.

7 1, a deep blessing, a simple greeting, an auspicious message, Merry Christmas, bon voyage, a healthy Christmas, a merry Christmas and a happy arrival.

72. At Christmas, Santa Claus gives gifts, puts a pair of socks on the bedside, receives a gift, puts two pairs of socks on the bedside, receives two gifts, and puts many pairs of socks. Sorry, those who give gifts and sell socks are not allowed to participate. Merry Christmas to you.

73. Take out my heart and make a scarf to warm your cold heart. Take out my idea and make a glove to drive away the cold. Take out my blessing, put it on Santa Claus and give it to you over there. May you have a warm Christmas and be happy every day.

74, jiaozi and jiaozi, winter solstice reunion dinner; Safe and happy meal, smiling face bursting; Christmas candlelight meal, beautiful and romantic; Peace and peace, blessed Christmas. May you be in great health and health accompany you forever; Everything goes well and peace is with you; Good luck is infinite, and happiness will always accompany you!

75. Have a long feeling in the New Year, and write down a few lines of thoughts; A faint greeting, but meaningful, keep your blessings around; Time flies, writing is amazing, remembering the past; Christmas has passed and New Year's Day is coming. I wish you a brilliant Year of the Monkey, strong and brave to embrace your dreams!

76, everyone is happy in the cold winter, after Christmas, welcome New Year's Day. There are countless auspicious wishes and endless happy words. Welcome to send more guests, and every family is greeted with smiles. Fireworks and firecrackers are in full swing, and the New Year's Day is very lively. I wish you a happy New Year's Day and a happy life!

Merry Christmas. Give gifts to those who read text messages. Tell you seven ways to live a happy life: miss me more, contact me more, dream about me more, care about me more, love me more and take care of me more. Also, the most important thing is to be with such a good me forever! Merry Christmas!

78. Please use touching language to treat my sadness; Soothe my soul with deep friendship; Send away my loneliness with greetings day and night; Send me a Christmas present with a blessing message! Hey, hey, I have no choice. Who let you know me so well?

79. Christmas specialties: This product is brewed with natural ideas, made with true feelings, made with care and blessings, made with true feelings for a long time, pollution-free, pure green, and preservative-free, and guaranteed forever. It's really a haircut trip, a holiday gift for friends, and an essential product. Now I will give it to you. Merry Christmas!

80. When people congratulate others on making a fortune, first of all, they wish those poor people who have been working hard for their lives to be as happy as possible, have less troubles and live better and better! At the same time, I wish their children well-fed and happy to go to school with their schoolbags on their backs!