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Goodbye, Gu Nanxun

Goodbye, Gu Nanxun.

Introduction:

Just five months after I left the campus, I stepped into the forest of giants twice in a row. The two marriages lasted one month and three days. After the divorce, I didn't get any money, but I was original ... My ex-husband looked at her innocently and said, "Little stranger, I have no experience. Let's talk about it." Every time the second ex-husband saw her, he looked at her as if he were going to wrap the quilt three times and said, "Please leave me alone." In any case, she is also the heiress of a photo studio-the female president. Why did she fall into the situation of being rejected by two men? After the divorce, she became more depressed. At this time, another female president of returnees, her number one rival in love, Su Tao, suddenly came back and occupied her two ex-husbands in succession. Lin smiled coldly and fought for dignity and true love!

As soon as he got Gu Nanxun's divorce certificate, Qian Lin hurried outside the Civil Affairs Bureau. When I left, I suddenly remembered something. I looked back at Gu Nanxun in a suit and tie: "Don't tell others that I am married to you! Stop it! "

Gu Nanxun's handsome eyebrows frowned slightly together and said coldly, "Why do you want to tell others about the stain of life?"

Qian Lin showed a dog-legged smile: "Very good, very good."

With that, she got into a taxi and leaned back in the back seat without looking back. The whole person relaxed and took a nap.

As soon as she returned to the starry sky studio, a group of people surrounded her, all serving tea and water.

Xiao Zhao, a makeup artist, rushed to wipe her sweat and said, "Mr. Lin, happy divorce, happy divorce!" "

She was in a good mood and liked this flattering subordinate!

I quickly waved my hand and said, "Thank you, thank you, and my salary will be increased by one hundred next month!" " "

"That's great! Manager Lin, that's very kind of you! " Xiao Zhao hurried back to the dressing room to make up for the guests.

Then stylist Xiao Li brought her a good cup of Longjing and said, "Manager Lin, Manager Lin, congratulations, the divorce was successful. In the evening, we all agreed to hold a divorce party for you. You must come when you are free! "

There was even a party, and she felt it couldn't be better. She immediately replied, "All right, I'll pay for it!" "

"Long live Mr. Lin!"

She returned to the office happily and was about to start repairing photos for the guests. Liang Hao's phone call came: "Lin, tell me how I can step into the giants twice in a row as soon as I graduate from college, and I can also get sponsorship money."

This is the third time that Liang Hao has asked her this question. She patiently told this question to Liang every time: "First of all, you have to have a superstitious mother who intends to marry her daughter with five lines of gossip and date of birth. Secondly, you have to have enough human resources. For example, my first husband, Bai Fei, was a classmate of mine in the same department. He always met at the fraternity in the department, which made us know each other for so long and was known by my mother. I can even find someone to work out that Bai Fei's numerology is the most harmonious with me. Finally, he became my first husband. Next, let's discuss my second husband, Mr Gu Nanxun ... "

She has nothing to say to Gu Nanxun. At this critical moment, she ignored him and said something else Liang Hao immediately jumped off the phone, grabbed her ear and shouted, "There you go again! Three days to step into the family giants, three days to become Gu Nanxun's official wife. How many people want to exchange their lives in these three days! You will be wanted by women all over the city, you know! "

Indeed, her marriage with Gu Nanxun was certified on the first day, and she was ready to go through the divorce formalities early the next morning. As a result, Gu Nanxun went to other places on a temporary business trip, so it was delayed until the third day, which was just now.

"Now, if someone says divorce, you will really leave him. You are stupid! " Liang Hao continued to growl.

"How could I be stupid! If I don't leave him, I should give them a real heir, an heir! I am only 22! " It doesn't make sense that she gave birth to a man as soon as she left the university campus! She also wants to run a photo studio, but she is a career-oriented woman! And the baby will not give him attention to Nanxun! That is no joke!

"You silly circle! I'm not talking about children! Let me ask you, after you divorced him, you didn't get any real estate, land, stock funds and the like? " Liang Hao reminded her.

She curled her lips and didn't like that Liang Hao was too worldly. She just said, "No, who are you talking about? It should be him! On the first night of our license, he went to sleep in the living room. The next day, he went on a business trip and left me alone. On the third day, we left, so there is no chance tonight! "

Liang Hao was shocked. It took him a long time to feel: "So handsome, it turned out to be a silly circle!"

As she said, a phone call came in. When she saw it, it was a "stupid circle" phone. ......

"I won't tell you, silly circle phone!" After that, she hung up on Liang Hao and quickly picked up Gu Nanxun's phone: "Hello, Mr. Gu, what can I do for you?"

Gu Nanxun had a deep voice on the phone, and his tone was obviously unhappy. He said, "Lin, I just heard from my assistant that you seem to have planned a luxurious wedding with me a few days ago?"

God, is it popular to frame people like this now? She has dignity, okay!

She quickly explained: "Teacher Gu, you misunderstood. Maybe I was seen by your gossip assistant when I was looking at the client's wedding album at your house the other day, which made him misunderstand. "

Gu Nanxun was silent for a while on the phone, and seemed to believe it, so he said, "I see, you'd better not have any thoughts about me."

"No, no, we are all people with professional ethics. Creativity can only be your sponsorship and money, not your body and soul. " She said sincerely.

Gu Nanxun hung up the phone with a snort of cold.

She thinks that she may have offended others by being too honest.

That night, Qian Lin rented a small place near the photo studio on the first floor of the hotel, specially dressed up to celebrate his divorce party, and generously invited Liang Hao. When Liang Hao heard that there were free food and drinks, he flew over immediately without saying anything. As soon as they met, he put his arms around Qian Lin's neck, pulled her aside and whispered, "How come? How has Mrs. Gu been these three days? You really have nothing with him! "

Lin made her speechless: "If you really like Gu Nanxun, I'll give you his phone number. I really don't understand why you are so rare about this unsalable thing? "

Liang looked at her like a monster: "unsalable things! You said he was unsalable! ? Do you know who he is? He is the most famous free investor in this city! Last year, the newspaper also reported that Gu Nanxun invested 100 million yuan in a new variety show on TV! A hundred million! You stepped into the giants with your feet, and finally you were kicked out for nothing! Don't say I know you! How embarrassing! "

Lin Qian didn't care about her, so she simply turned her head to help some colleagues set the table. Liang Hao is still lecturing her and giving her advice in her ear. What do you have to do to get her to correct a piece or two from Gu Nanxun, such as alimony to her ex-wife, honor fee for selling marriage, compensation for mental damage caused by divorce and so on. As long as she can think of it, she will say it from the beginning. Finally, Lin Qianmo thought she was bored, so she was sent there to help pour red wine.

Qian Lin nodded, followed him away from the crowd and went to a small place to talk. Xiao Lao looked at her and sighed, "There is no one here, so I will call you Qian Qian. Don't blame Uncle Xiao for being heartless. My child will go to a university in a first-tier city this year. I can't afford his tuition. Our photo studio is really losing money now. I have tried my best to work with your father. Now he ...

Her heart cooled, but her face was a warm smile: "Uncle Xiao, I understand that if you insist on leaving, come to my office tomorrow, and I will personally settle your salary this month."

Slightly ashamed to raise their eyelids, looked at her, and then looked down and sighed, "don't blame your uncle Xiao for being ugly. I think it's too hard for you to be alone. It's really impossible to sell the photo studio. "

Lin smiled again, slightly raised his face and said, "Uncle Xiao, you are wrong. My father built this photo studio from scratch when he was young. Although it is not a big company, it carries the fruits of his old man's life's efforts. I insist now not for profit, but for my father to continue my dream. Go your way. The life and death of the Lins has nothing to do with you in the future. "

Xiao Lao's face turned red, and he couldn't say a word for a long time. He simply dropped a sentence and said, "I will submit my resignation tomorrow."

Looking at the back of his departure, Lin was not angry at all. Who got married, had children and left without pay for two months? Just Xiao Lao didn't catch up with the good time. Originally, she was going to officially announce with the people in the company through this divorce party that she had signed a contract with Guggenheim a while ago, and next month, Guggenheim's funds can be injected into the photo studio to expand the store. Hey ... you always go, go, she is silent.

When my colleagues and I were busy setting the table, all the food and drinks we ordered were almost ready. Lin slipped to the front desk and asked the waiter to check how much it cost to package the venue and drinks today. The waiter knocked on the front desk computer, looked up and smiled at her: "Hello, a * * is 35 thousand."

Lin stood there thinking for a long time and gave her a simple and honest smile: "Can I pay by installment?"

The waiter gave her a strange look and immediately grabbed the phone next to her and called the police. She quickly stopped her and said, "Oh, I'm kidding! Look at you, getting married in such a hurry! You learn from me, I was married twice when I was only 22 years old, and I am still a giant! "

"Miss, shall I call a doctor for you?" The waiter looked at her calmly.

She is obviously envious and jealous! Lin buildings stared her one eye and turned away.

When she walks to the corner, she starts biting her fingers and cursing, making you swollen and fat! During the day, she asked her assistant Mix to reserve a better venue for her. I didn't tell her that the price should not exceed 5 thousand, so I missed such a sentence. This Mix is real! A phone call cost her more than 30 thousand. I've met the successor who inherited the family business, but I've never seen such a poor successor. I'm so sad.

The forest doesn't know what to do. I looked up and saw Liang Hao wolfing down his food. As soon as her eyes lit up, she rushed to grab her and whispered, "How much money did you bring today?"

Liang Hao squinted at her and chewed a big chicken leg. "Including the money for taking a taxi home, and around 180 yuan. What's wrong? "

Qian Lin gave her a calm look: "I can see that you really came to eat."

Liang Hao glared: "Otherwise, I will give you a hand." ? Don't forget, Lin, you have been married twice, and that red bomb was thrown at me twice. I will remember this for the rest of my life. What's wrong with me eating it? You say, you say! "

She argued at once and left in a hurry.

From then on, Lin felt that she would die here tonight. She thinks that the preparations for the party are over. Bu Xiaoou, the big clown in the company, nicknamed Muppet, took out his microphone and stood in front of the stage and said, "Welcome to join us today. Today is the divorce day of our starry studio. Everyone applauds Teacher Lin to tell us a few words! "

She hurried to the stage in a long skirt and picked up the receiver. She is not good at being a leader and has no style of general manager. She simply ridiculed: "Thank you, I just divorced my ex-husband today and I am in a good mood. Eat and drink well. "

The servants clapped their hands at once, and then someone below began to ask, "Mr. Lin!" I heard that you got rid of the pain of the rich woman. What kind of person is the other person? Now that the pain is over, you might as well tell us and warn us unmarried people to be careful about getting married! "

A group of people immediately began to cheer. She shaved and said, "well, I don't know my ex-husband very well ... but I am rich." I am an investor. "

"That's why the relationship between the two sides broke down! Is it cold violence? Or domestic violence? Or is the man impotent? "

She was stupefied, and she didn't know any of these three. Why don't you text Gu Nanxun another day and ask?

Just thinking about it, I saw a man coming in at the door, with a straight back and a straight suit. As soon as her slender legs stepped in, she was dumbfounded. He shouldn't have heard the words' male impotence'!

Gu Nanxun is like a beam of light in the dark, which can instantly catch someone's eye. As soon as the man at the door found him, he let out a scream. Lin Qianmo didn't know how famous he was in the investment world before, but today he really opened his eyes. The audience stood there in disbelief as soon as they saw him enter the arena. Some cover their faces and scream, while others simply go out of their bodies. She really didn't know why he suddenly appeared here, so she didn't let him take charge of the venue! She was overjoyed at the thought, so does she still need to pay? !

Just thinking, Gu Nanxun's assistant came in from behind, holding a small one. As soon as he saw the forest, the little guy rushed to her side and shouted, "Mom!" "

Don't say it's a forest, there's nothing that doesn't fossilize. Liang Hao turned to look at her, and her chicken leg fell to the ground.

At this time, Gu Nanxun's mouth actually pulled out a sneer: "Chu Xiao said that he missed you and asked me to bring him to see you."

Lin quickly pulled the kid in her arms off the stage and whispered to the puppet next to her, "You host first."

The marionette immediately said, "Mr. Lin, don't worry, housework is important." Go! "

.....

She hurriedly pulled the big one and the small one behind the curtain. Before she could speak, Chu Xiao looked up with a wink and looked at her innocently: "Mom! Dad said he divorced you today. What does divorce mean? "

She tugged at the corners of her mouth and bowed her head to him and said, "Chu Xiao, I told you not to call me mom outside."

Chu Xiao immediately showed a sad look, lowered his head and toyed with his fingers, and then whispered, "Oh, uncle, aunt ..."

This little face ... her heart is broken. She quickly sighed: "Oh, well, you can scream if you want."

The child immediately raised his head, opened his mouth to see her, and then threw himself into her arms, feeling bored. She is very hard on Chu Xiao.

Gu Nanxun glanced at her and looked to one side: "Chu Xiao was clamoring to see you, so I brought him."

"How did you know I was here?" She looked up and asked him.

He suddenly looked at her with a particularly serious expression and said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in knowing your whereabouts, because Chu Xiao, today is an exception."

Looking for someone to investigate, she still speaks so confidently that she is really convinced.

Chu Xiao raised her face from her arms and asked her, "Mom, when will you come home with me and dad?"

Lin doesn't know how to explain the mess between her and Gu Nanxun. She simply squatted down to look at him and patiently explained, "Well, I won't go back. It will be just you and dad in the future. "

Chu Xiao's eyes suddenly turned red, and she reached out with a small fist and hammered her: "You don't want me!"

She stood there for a while, not knowing what to do. At this moment, Gu Nanxun suddenly squatted down and held Chu Xiao in her arms. It's rare to show a warm smile: "Chu Xiao is fine. Mom has her own life and can't live with us."

Chu Xiao just looked at her with injustice, and her eyes seemed to be waiting for her to give him an explanation. Lin yiruan casually said, "I, I will go back in a few days."

Who knows, when' tis once spoken, Gu Nanxun immediately turned his head and stared at her with sharp eyes. "What do you mean?"

With a sense of aggression and crisis, this look suddenly angered her: "Don't look at me like this, just like I want to stick to you. I'm just not as heartless as you. Chu Xiao is still young and doesn't understand the things of adults. Can't you give him a beautiful fairy tale world without telling him? "

Gu Nanxun said coldly, "He is a boy. He should know the truth in advance and know this cruel and realistic world."

"Cold-blooded!" Lin buildings ruthlessly stared his one eye, turned around and left.

Chu Xiao called after her, but her heart ached, and she didn't look back after all.

She sat alone in the corner and was calm for a while. After thinking about it, there is still no need to be so stiff with Gu Nanxun. After all, he is now an investor in the star studio. Without the money he injected, the starry sky should have closed down in a few months. Thought of here, she thought of more important things. She hurried back to the scene to find Gu Nanxun. On the verge of leaving the gate with Chu Xiao, he quickly ran over and grabbed his sleeve and said, "Well ..."

Gu Nanxun glanced at her sideways and suddenly smiled: "Breakup fee?"

Lin looked up and stared at him: "I booked the venue, but I didn't bring enough money today." Don't worry, I will return the money to your account early tomorrow morning. "

I don't know why for an instant, she read a little lost look from his eyes, and then he looked at her blankly and asked, "How much is it?"

"Thirty thousand, don't give me a penny more, please, thank you."

He took out a gold card and handed it to her: "You don't have to return it."

She sneered, "I'll pay you back 31 thousand, and that 1000 is your tip."

He said gloomily, "If I have a thousand dollars in my account tomorrow, you will die."

I will die for you tomorrow, she said secretly.

"Oh, I see." On the surface, she is smart and true.

He took one look at the forest buildings with absolute certainty, then silently embraced Chu Xiao, who was still looking at the forest buildings with a face of injustice but did not dare to speak, and turned to his high-end Ferrari and left.

Since then, Qian Lin has never been in the mood for any party. She said a few words to the marionette to let him know about the cooperation with Gu, and then left early with her bag. Sitting in a taxi, she always feels that she has forgotten something. After thinking for a long time, she suddenly patted her forehead and immediately took out her mobile phone and sent a short message to Liang Hao: Hey, I forgot about you! I left early. Go home by yourself later!

A few seconds later, Liang Hao's short message came: Don't send me short messages in the future. Our friendship is over. Send home the purple dress I gave you when I was a freshman, Dior eye shadow when I was a sophomore, a watch when I was a junior, and 8,000 yuan borrowed by my senior.

This short message puzzled her. She made a phone call in a hurry. Liang Hao replied coldly, "Come on, what do you want to tell me at last?"

"What do you smoke?"

Suddenly, she shouted, "Forests and buildings! You even lied to me. You said you had nothing to do with Gu Nanxun. Your son is so old! Believe you again, I am a pig! "

She had a headache and quickly poured out all the messy things that happened in just a few months.

Five months ago, Lin just walked out of the university campus and just ended a failed relationship. It is said that the couple broke up as soon as they graduated from college. The reasons can be summarized as follows: first, because two people work in different places; second, because one of them got to know someone who wants to get married more closely; third, because one of them chose to go abroad for further study, and the other chose to give up hopeless waiting, which made Bai Fei more miserable. His ex-girlfriend Su Tao went to Paris to work and study part-time, but he chose to give up waiting for Su Tao to mix with Lin Qianmo and get a marriage certificate. At that time, in his eyes, Lin Qianmo belonged to a race closer to marriage. Based on the above three items, Bai Fei and Su Tao both accounted for it, so they are bound to leave after graduation.

However, the marriage between Lin and has to be said that Lin's mother, that is, the lady, made it happen. After a classmate's party in the third semester of senior high school, Lin was so drunk that she cried all night when her classmates sent her home. She hates Bai Fei having a girlfriend, and she hates Su Tao. She hates that this unfair world suddenly took away her two favorite people, her father and Bai Fei. At that time, she only felt that her emotions had nowhere to vent, so she hugged Han Dongmei's waist and cried all night. She said a lot of things that she usually didn't dare to say to her. When she woke up the next day, she suddenly realized what had happened the night before, because Lin Mian belonged to the type who was not awake after drinking wine, but could recall it the next day. So after getting up, the first thing she did was suddenly open the bedroom door to find Han Dongmei, and then she saw Han Dongmei watching the Gregorian calendar there.

Han Dongmei casually looked up and glanced at her. "I called Bai Fei yesterday, and he has no problem with your marriage."

"Ah?" She was stunned in an instant.

Han Dong, a beautiful woman, found a witch to tell her fortune when she was three years old. It is said that the witch told Han Dongmei nervously at that time that when Lin Mian was 22 years old, there would be a disaster, and there would be a happy event at home to wash away the disaster, otherwise she would be killed. Han Dongmei was superstitious, even more so after listening to the witch's words. Then she waited for Lin Mian to graduate from college at the age of 22. Before her senior year, Han Dongmei forced her to date at least 30 people. As a result, none of the buildings in the forest were in love, and the 30 people were in good condition and dignified, but she just didn't want to fall in love with them. She has always felt that blind date itself distorts the essence of love, so psychologically she is very resistant to blind date, and she can't see any one. At first, it was suspected that Lin Qianmo had a suitable candidate at school. Lin Qian didn't want to worry her, so she hid her little thoughts about it. As a result, she drank too much that day and was completely exposed. Han Dongmei even turned out his mobile phone and directly called Bai Fei to propose. Every time I think about it, she doesn't know whether to drill underground or not at all.

However, she never imagined that Bai Fei was indifferent on the phone and said, "Yes, I have no problem. I like your daughter very much. "

Until now, she didn't know what Bai Fei's' like' was like at that time.

Then, as soon as she graduated, she went to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Bai Fei to get a license, and even shamelessly sent a message to Liang Hao asking for a red envelope in advance after getting the license. She still remembers that when Liang Hao handed her the red envelope, she asked her seriously: "Buildings, do you need to pay another one at the wedding to enter the venue?"

Lin quickly comforted her: "no, no, I remember you paid." When you come back, I will tell Bai Fei not to accept your second copy. "

Liang Hao didn't give up the red envelope in her hand. She breathed a sigh of relief in an instant and handed it to the forest. Lin Qian could feel her sweat still on the red envelope. ......

On the night of receiving the license, Qian Lin moved out of the house with a few personal belongings and lived in a small apartment rented by Bai Fei near the university. She still vaguely remembers Bai Fei wearing a casual light-colored shirt and driving a Nissan to pick her up, which was her dream.

When Lin arrived at his home, he stood at the door, lost in thought. She couldn't believe what was happening. Bofei stood in front of her, looked at her and suddenly asked, "Did you take a shower?"

Lin Moqian quickly looked up at him and nodded sternly. Walking to the bathroom door, she paused, turned to look at him and asked: How did the White House agree to let you marry me?

Bofei's dark pupils looked at her for a long time, and then said faintly, "They don't know that I stole my account."

Lin immediately stepped back and looked at him in horror. This man looks honest on the surface, but he is more reliable than her. Seeing Lin's worries, he suddenly showed a nice smile: "I want to break up with my parents." They don't care about me now, don't worry. "

Day, as soon as she stepped into the White House, Bai Fei broke off relations with her parents. Her life was a little too good, which was bound to be a fortune. She also boasted to Liang Hao for a long time that when she became a housewife, she would regularly invite her to travel around the world and gave her dozens of Mercedes-Benz BMWs. This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.

As a result, as soon as Lin Qianmo came out of the bathroom, she saw Comrade, the former gentleman of the White House, really made a bowl of instant noodles for her at the dinner table, which was her favorite flavor of braised beef. ......

He looked up at the forest and said, "sorry, I forgot to tell you that I can't cook." There is nothing to eat in the refrigerator, only instant noodles. "

As everyone knows, the sadness in her heart suddenly poured in, and the wedding night was a bit miserable! Usually, after the quiz, there are mutton skewers to eat outside!

Lin nodded while wiping her hair: "OK, by the way, you give me an egg and put it in."

I don't know why Bai Fei suddenly opened her eyes slightly to see her. He paused for a moment before answering, "Oh."

Then they each ate a bowl of instant noodles, a braised beef and crispy ribs for half an hour. Then, I went to take a shower. Lin Qian packed my things and put some personal belongings in the bedroom. As soon as she entered the door, she smelled Bai Fei's body fragrance, which was very fragrant. Later, she went to major shopping malls to find this perfume close to his body fragrance, but she smelled that her nose was not sensitive and she could not find a perfume close to it.