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Homophonic SMS Year of the Tiger

Love is a road, friends are tigers, there is only one road in life, and there will be many tigers on the road. Don't go the wrong way when you are rich, don't sell tigers when you are short of money, don't get lost when you are happy, and feed tigers when you are resting. I wish my tiger happiness!

Xiaohu cried sadly. Mother asked: Why are you crying? The tiger said, I feel stupid. Mother comforted him: son, don't cry, the person reading this message is more stupid than you! Hehe, Happy New Year!

A bean fell. It feels discouraged and depressed. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "tiger encourages beans". Is it funny? Happy new year!

Cry, fool, the happy days are gone forever? I warned you not to sleep, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that tigers will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

Spring sleep was disturbed, and Hu Jin ran around the room. Bless with your mouth and dance with your body. Eyes bright, tail around the money. Fu Lushou loves money, and good luck sweeps the square!

Looking for someone on the radio: that man was ragged and blind, unable to eat three meals, weak in limbs, unsound in tone, bloody in gossip, and very similar to you. I want to wish him a happy new year!

Hey! Another year! Don't stubbornly deny it! The older you get, the more attractive you are! So! Bless you with charm: 20 10 harvest and Universiade. It's your turn to be the hottest this year: Happy New Year!

Not only will I think of you on such a day, but only on such a day can I publicly harass you and tell you a happy new year! Happy every day!

On the eve of the Spring Festival, in a dark corner, strike a match, regardless of the depressed chest and tar, I want to smoke another cigarette for you and miss you desperately ... I repeatedly say: Happy New Year, my friend!

I wish you a happy new year: when playing cards, your luck can't be stopped. Leopard and Jinhua will give you their handles, others will stare at your smiling face, and others will pay you for it. Don't forget me then!

The chicks in those days will now roam in the sky with strong wings to find the unknown sky. But no matter how high they fly and how far they fly, they will never forget their lovely home and the kindness of their parents. Happy New Year, Mom and Dad!

XX, I wish you all the best in the new year: everything goes well, life is getting better and better, lottery period, good luck every day, playing cards every day, good taste, getting younger and younger, getting more handsome, having gold at home and money on the wall!

XX, the new year is coming. I wish you a harmonious family, a happy new year, a happy life, a peaceful life, a hundred times more energy every day, a happy month and a wide range of financial resources every year.

Happy new year! I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is as strong as a tiger's wings, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

A moment in the spring is worth a thousand dollars. Hu Jin was the happiest when he arrived. All his wishes were realized to welcome the Olympic Games. Good luck breaking into houses! Friendly reminder: in order to prevent the door from being damaged, please open the door day and night, and you are on duty at the door!

With the arrival of the Year of the Tiger, I hope that my blessings, such as warm sunshine in winter, cool breeze in spring and parasols in summer, can provide you with shelter from the wind and sand, bring you warmth and coolness, and nothing else.

Happy new year! New 1 year: I wish you good things, two consecutive moods, a spring-like life in four seasons, five colors, six colors and seven colors, and occasionally all the troubles of making small fortune at 8 o'clock are thrown out of the clouds! Please accept my blessing from 10.

In the new year, XX: I wish the leaders favor you, # # # let you, the court will give you face, the official career will accompany you, the daughter-in-law will let you eat and drink, and the wealth will protect you. Only you will win the prize!

I really want to dial your number. I really want to hear your nonsense. It's a pity that you have too much money. It's a good thing that you can receive the text message. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope I won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and happiness in the new year!

The cutest message of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who reads it has a successful career, the person who stores it has a sweet love, the person who deletes it has good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwards it has skyrocketed!

The warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the breadth of noodles and the breadth of bread, I would like to extend my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy New Year!

God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work is so annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that you can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl! Happy spring festival!

In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; It is necessary to be handsome and ugly; It's a good thing to be in poor health when you are old; Poverty and wealth are good; To understand all the troubles; It's good to have a safe life!

I hold Harry Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all the celebrations into cream, all the blessings into chocolate, and I will make a cake happily forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!

In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1 Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. Tile the Great Wall; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you.

There are big gifts and surprises waiting for you during the Spring Festival. Edit the message "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the autograph of the genius and take a group photo as a souvenir. Opportunity is rare, so act quickly!

From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Trust me. Happy New Year ~

Wait for a subway, five minutes; Watch a movie for three hours; Look at the full moon, January; Spring goes and spring comes, one year; Miss someone for life! But a caring word only takes a few seconds. Wish you a happy Spring Festival!

I wish you in the new year: winning money at cards, going out to pick up money, taking money from your pocket, saving money in the bank, saving money at work, hanging money in the yard, piling money on the kang, pressing money on the bed, putting money under your pillow, making money bravely, and wishing you a happy Spring Festival!

The Great Wall will never fall. Say hello to the Spring Festival! The spring breeze has passed Yumen Pass, and I wish you double your salary! Every holiday season, you can get a high bonus every month! The scenery in Guilin is the best in the world, and all the money is under the pillow. Haha, I can have fun every day!

Spring Festival is coming, send my greetings in Japanese: Wash the pots and bowls, and wash the pots and bowls! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day! ^0^

May you face the sea with your heart every day, sleep with the feeling of a tiger, bask in the sun in South Africa, spend money with Gates, get drunk with Bush's daughter, and evade taxes with Latin D. Happy New Year!

In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a card during the Spring Festival. Please write a blessing in RMB as large as possible and send it to me. Economy is a virtue. Happy spring festival!

Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this warm day, I often think of the years of coexistence. Happy new year and all your wishes come true! Happy New Year to you!

I believe that blessing is what we need; Everything that can be blessed is lovely. In the beloved Spring Festival, I deeply wish you happiness and good luck!

Send me a sincere blessing every Spring Festival. I wish you a healthier, happier and happier future. I wish you all a happy Spring Festival and a prosperous Year of the Tiger!

In order to thank my friends for their concern for me over the years, I held a reward activity on the eve of the Spring Festival! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a free Spring Festival message worth 10 yuan RMB. Congratulations on your award.

Can't wait, I decided to wish you and your family a happy New Year in advance on behalf of the whole country! Good health! I arranged for them to send all the text messages you received in the next few days. I keep a low profile, as long as you know, don't tell anyone!

Here comes my message: the people who received it are proud of their spring breeze, the people who read it work smoothly, the people who store it are sweet, the people who forward it are prosperous, and the people who delete it are still lucky! May good luck always accompany you! Good luck in the Year of the Dog!

A flower picked for a long time, withered and reluctant to throw it away; An umbrella lasted for a long time, but I don't remember it when the rain stopped; A road has been walking for a long time, and it can't go to the end when it gets dark; After a long wait, I can finally say: Happy New Year!

On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you: great wealth, great wealth, small wealth, unexpected wealth and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, love and good feelings; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, and prosperity; Lovers, relatives and friends, everyone is safe!

Let happiness hug you tightly, let troubles bow their heads and walk away quietly, let health and auspiciousness take care of you, and let happiness always smile at you! I wish you a happy New Year! The Year of the Tiger is full of tiger spirit!

Flowers bloom and fall, happy! White clouds, blue sky and boundless happiness! Breeze and drizzle, as expected! Luck and blessings belong to you! I wish you a happy New Year! Good luck! Tiger year tiger! Tiger! Tiger!

Many blessings! Perfect! Wanfu and Fuxing overlap! I wish you a happy New Year!

Festival to New Year! People who belong to the tiger, you have a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep open Thailand, all seasons are safe, five blessings, June 6 th, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, 99 is perfect!

At the beginning of the new year 1, I wish you good luck for two consecutive years. I feel that the seasons are like spring and my life is colorful. Occasionally, at 8 o'clock, the troubles are thrown outside the cloud nine! Please accept my blessing from 10. I wish you a happy New Year!

I wish you, accompanied by tiger and tiger, the courage to ride a thousand miles with seven swords, achieve the great sage in love, create legendary myths in your career, and have a good look at the infinite!

I wish you a happy new year. You have leisure in your busy work. You can win money by playing cards yourself. Your passbook will increase indefinitely. Your pocket will be full of dollars. Beautiful women will be crowded in front of your bed, full of energy, and your lover will be fierce and sweet.

The weather is getting worse and worse, and the cool wind is coming. Because of your cuteness, I care about you very much; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, so that calcium can be supplemented; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!

I wish you good luck in the new year. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet and beautiful as a bee; Good luck, like tiger hair; The cause is thriving, flying higher and higher like Dapeng!

Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they don't meet often. In my memory, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you a prosperous career!

Send me a sincere New Year greeting, wishing you a healthier, happier and happier coming year. ☆ Christmas is over, New Year's Day is gone, and the new year is coming. Are you happy these days? May these joys and happiness stay in your 20 10 every day.

Happy new year! Dear, because I held your hand, I want to hold your hand. I will always give you happiness and happiness! I love you! On the screen of my memory, many beautiful memories have been added, just like brocade! Please accept my deep wishes, and all happiness will accompany you forever.

The chicks in those days will now roam in the sky with strong wings to find the unknown sky. But no matter how high they fly and how far they fly, they will never forget their lovely home and the kindness of their parents.

It's not too expensive to send you 999 roses every day. I am not too tired to send you 999 short messages every day. I will meet you in another 999 afterlife. Besides, I love you, and I'm not afraid to break your heart. Happy new year, man!

Clusters of colorful salute, New Year's celebration is so lively. Lucky you, life will get better and better! Chinese New Year is a kind of happiness, and festivals are a blessing. May your life be full of happiness forever! The new year is coming, I want to tell you, Happy New Year!

Do you want to succeed? Please ask a person who is good at skating how to do it, and he will simply tell you that "falling down and getting up again" is success! I wish you success in the new year.