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"Zayong" 5 changed jobs

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He has been wandering in the Jianghu for 3 years, and his clothes are cold and warm.

Idle clouds turned into phoenix rain early, and flowing water turned into reed bay now.

It's just the right time to visit Qingxi on a donkey, and I'm still thinking about crossing the crane to explore Xiangshan.

Go out laughing, and have a good time since then.

leave? Gang

why should you talk coldly when you are humble? Laugh and scold with the doll.

I'm glad I've been dedicated to my job for a long time, and I hope I can respect heaven and love others for a long time.

In the afternoon, a new volume will be exhibited for tea tasting, and the old chapter will be continued by painting oil in front of the screen.

You are always grateful if you forget to ridicule, and people know that fate is tender.

Idle and sing

What's the point of being idle? In those days, the curtain rolled in the west wind and there was no sleep at night.

Sorrow is not a matter of honor or disgrace. Rain or shine is just the sky outside the window.

sipping tea under the moon and strolling by the river and the sun.

the scenery of the four seasons is worthy of living up to, and the fuqin still remembers the old songs.

be idle for a whole year

be idle for a whole year and go as far as you like.

only when you are busy with big business enterprises can you relax in your humble room.

if you have time to travel in the mountains and rivers, you won't sleep in the afternoon.

There are two graffiti books and a hundred limerick poems.

Wandering around and singing songs (outside three)

Online games wake up after midnight and wake up naturally in the morning.

if you enjoy the music, your eyes will open and roll.

after years of no visitors, the bell didn't ring all day.

wear casual clothes and walk along the river bank.

read? Book

Chatting with the cool breeze, I am idle and diligent.

I think of the bright moon in historical records, and admire Gui Lan in politics and economics.

I feel at ease when I read quietly, but I feel sleepless when I dream.

the more splendid an article is, the less knowledgeable it is.

? Scattered? Step

It's a habit to take a walk in the morning and evening.

light cloth will make the river bank linger for a long time.

I am hidden in the shade and quiet, and my eyes follow the light and fly away.

contentment is always pleasant, and you are carefree without desire.

help? Chef

has compiled a cooking draft, but has never practiced it.

I have brought a chef class, but I am ashamed to cook.

wash, cut and match before meals, and wash the pots and bowls after meals.

No rice washing, no shoveling.

six houses in Beijing

one

There are thousands of houses in the vast capital, and every household has an iron fence;

living in seclusion and looking out of the window, I can only see traffic and buildings.

Second,

It's cold outdoors in winter in Beijing, and short-sleeved shirts are like spring indoors;

read books and play games online, stay up late and get up late before noon.

3

The garden is full of decaying grass, and the roadside is drooping with withered poplars.

the buds on the windowsill are green, and the fragrance wafts all over the house.

Fourth

Yesterday, the fog was thick and the snow drifted at night;

the sun is shining this morning, and the red makeup is pretty.

May

The gale roared and blew the north window, and paper and plastic were flying in the air.

it's still cold when it's warm indoors, so why not change into spring clothes in winter?

6

I don't understand the language, and it doesn't make sense.

There are many foreigners around me, and in the international community.

white skin, black face,

smiling face, walking in a hurry.

yellow skin, same clothes and hats,

non-Chinese language, Japanese and Korean temperament.

signs for office buildings and shops,

Foreign languages can be found everywhere, and Chinese and foreign languages are * * *.

long vacation notes (four items)

cars are free

cars are free, and buses pay for roads.

the copper plate in zhumen stinks and there is traffic jam on the road.

Sanqiu shopping mall is cold

Sanqiu shopping mall is cold, and the traffic jam is ten miles away.

people in scenic spots are like ants, so lipstick is economical?

1, people stay in Huashan

1, people stay in Huashan, and tourists in West Lake rub their shoulders.

the scenic spot is crowded with people, and the sports mode is casual?

Double Holidays

In order to avoid the hardships of traveling, politely refuse has a double holiday.

live in the left bank house and enjoy the moon and the sea nest building.

Fruits and vegetables are fresh day by day, and they are frequently searched online.

when I heard that on the expressway, BMW was like a snail.

I suddenly heard that the post-returning account for

SMS and phone calls have been circulated several times, and a piece of official document has been issued for announcement.

Take a walk in the Woods every day, and go to brush your face twice instead.

(July 1, 215)

Back to the office building

See the old building and the old brand again, like smoke, the past haunts me.

Look out of the window in the morning and wander around the street in the afternoon.

The foyer is narrow and crowded with demons, and the corridor is wide and few people come.

The backyard is shaded by small trees, and the building is adjacent to the elevated row.

(July 15, 215)

Going to work attendance in the rain

Going back and forth twice a day, passing through the market and not seeing the truth.

don't sigh at the pile of white snow, and let Fang Hui show her youth.

it's hard to lock up the carefree guests in the city, but the wine is still light and drunk.

the twilight of the first day is gone now, and a curtain of smoke and rain enters the tent door.

(July 23, 215)

Rain? Morning

Last night, the wind and rain were weaving in the city, and the dream of falling flowers was unknown.

It's dark outside the curtain in the morning. How long will the attendance go today?

(on the morning of July 23rd, 215)

Summer days (two songs)

One

Half a day's leisure in front of the screen has nothing to do with sunny outdoor days.

the cold wind gently blows the cool world, and the fragrant teas stand in front of the window.

2

It's scorching hot all the way to the west, and I go out in the evening and sweat my clothes.

the car is steaming and sitting by the window, and the setting sun is blowing gently.

(July 31, 215)

The first anniversary

It's mid-July, and it's the same day in a hurry.

see you at the rookie venue every other month, and meet in the old foyer every day.

Listen to the master of macro theory and meditate on the performance of Lai Engong.

but look at the market season, there will be more than one bonus this year.

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