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21 New Year's Day greetings funny classic SMS Daquan

New Year's Day greetings in p>27

May you be happy for 8,76 hours every day for 365 days in 28, with 525,6 minutes of happiness at all times and 31,536, seconds of sweetness. Every second is wonderful! !

This is the New Year's gospel of our Lord Jesus: Be kind to people, especially those who send messages, invite her to dinner more often, buy her gifts often, and give her all your good or evil money. Jesus loves you forever! Amen

On this warm and romantic day, a little pig hides in the house and draws balls, which are round and round. Happy round egg, pig!

If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year; If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it's a group, please tell me where you are.

Roses are my passion, sweets are my taste, stars are my eyes, and moonlight is my soul. I'll give them to you, my love. Happy New Year!

Friendship is fragrant rice, hot chafing dish and burning spirit Erguotou. Hungry again, have a drink in the New Year!

After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the magic lamp asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to take care of a person who is reading a short message for me, and wish that person peace and happiness forever

On the occasion of the New Year, my wife and I extend our holiday greetings to you and your family, and wish you a happy New Year, successful career and happy family.

wave if you feel happy, stamp your feet if you feel happy, and shake your head if you feel happy. Happy new year, crazy!

What gift do you want for the New Year? Say it quickly ............................................................................................................................................................

$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ When you receive these symbols of money, it means that you have received the blessing of the God of Wealth, who will bring you wealth in the new year!

I haven't dared to say something to you, but if I don't say it again in the New Year, I won't have a chance: you are really annoying .............................................................................................................................

I wish you a rolling fortune and a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is sweet and beautiful like a bee; Good luck, like a dime a dozen; Career steaming, flying higher and higher like Dapeng

so far away, no gifts, no big meals, only I care about your heart and the most sincere blessing: Happy New Year

sound blessing, slightest friendship, string of thoughts, into a gift, stay in your heart, wish you a happy New Year and all the best!

Blessing is a sincere wish, not a confession in thousands of words. A heart song, I wish you peace through the years and all the best!

I wish you in the new year: your career is just noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like music, and your happiness belongs to you.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Happy New Year and all the best. Make a lot of money and a lot of beautiful women.

The bell of the New Year is a clarion call for people to forge ahead. My friend, don't dwell on the past, don't waste your time, and go on with your ideals. I wish you all the best in the new year!

When the New Year comes, think back to the past 365 days. Thank you very much for your concern and support! I wish you good health in the new year! All the best!

in the new year, let's carry our friendship to the end! ! !

On this joyous day of New Year's Day, may the New Year's bell bring you peace and joy, and my most sincere blessing: May you be safe all the year round and all the best!

New Year's Day means a new year, a new beginning, and everything starts from scratch. A good beginning is half the battle. I wish you a success forever.

Fold a curved paper boat and give you my thoughts and blessings in that month. I wish you a happy holiday!

I wish you a lot of blessings and happiness in the New Year. Everything in the garden smiles sweetly and smoothly. Two dragons take off, three sheep take off, and Thailand is peaceful all the year round. five blessings is blessed with seven stars. When you see this message, my heart is praying for you. I pray that you are happier today than yesterday. I pray that your heart is full of happiness today. I pray that the angel is by your side at this moment. I pray that your future will always be carefree. I wish you a blessing

. A heart song, I wish you peace through the years and all the best!

Happy New Year. You are the one I have never forgotten. I just want to tell you that I still hope you will have a happy year after seeing the short message!

at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a happy New Year!

I wish you a new year, with leisure in your busy work, winning money by playing cards, unlimited increase in your passbook, full of dollars in your pocket, full of beautiful women in front of your bed, full of energy, and fierce and sweet lovers.

In the new year, I wish you: you have a high position, light responsibilities, more money and less work, stay close to home, sleep until dawn every day, get a cramp in your salary, you receive a gift when your subordinates spend money, and you get a raise when others work overtime!

After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the magic lamp asked me what I wanted to wish for, and I said, I want you to take care of someone who is reading this newsletter, wishing him happiness forever and wishing him a "Happy New Year"!

May * Sweet * accompany you through every day of the year, May * Warm * accompany you through every moment of the day, May * Peace * walk through every minute with you, May * Happiness * spend every minute with you!

I hope that in 23, friends will follow you, cars will keep your troubles away from you, money will stick to you, customers will leave it to you, take money as you please, and love will find you.

There is a tacit understanding, a feeling of wonder, a happiness of being with you, a longing of longing, and an idiom of "having a heart". Happy New Year to you!

Happy every second, happy every day, happy every year, healthy forever!

after a year of fatigue and dust, we are still very young.

Dear friends, let's wait quietly for the future, hope and light, and the New Year bell that will ring soon.

a new year, a new beginning; The blessing of the heart is the starting point of the heart.

In this warm season, send my warm wishes ... I wish you ~ Happy New Year. In the new year, there will be a lot of happiness ...

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On the occasion of calling in the old year and welcoming in the new year, I would like to wish you a happy, happy and healthy New Year, a bright future, a happy and auspicious life, a prosperous New Year, lucky strike and a prosperous future. New year gift: one catty of peanuts and two jins of dates, may you run with good luck; Three pounds of oranges and four pounds of bananas, financial resources roll into your pocket; Five catties of grapes and six catties of oranges, may you get what you want; Eight catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom every day. In the New Year's bell, I raise my cup, and any crystal thoughts quietly precipitate at the bottom of the cup, deeply wishing you happiness! The new year is coming, and I sincerely wish you every success, everything goes well every month, and joy and worry-free every day! Sound blessing, friendship, string of thoughts, turn into a gift, stay in your heart, wish a happy new year and all the best! May: I will walk with you warmly every day of the year. May: Happiness will accompany you through every moment of the day! How are you now? Are you happy today? Have you received my blessing from afar? Light 365 candles for you, just to bless you forever. All the beauty comes from sincerity and frankness. Although years will not be repeated and innocence will not reappear, a sincere blessing will make you happy every day! A cold and warm sentence, a line of noise; A reminder, a note from hand to hand; Look forward to each other with one heart; A friendship, a lifelong concern. The spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease. In the new year, I wish you non-stop and gallop forward! Congratulations on the Spring Festival, spring is more joyful; More than a year, more than a wonderful. People should do three things every day: the first thing is to laugh (_); The second thing is a smile (^o^);; The third thing is laughter (^O^);; I believe you have a pleasant day ☆ ^o^ I have asked Hongyan about the moon and the spring breeze for thousands of times in my thoughts, and I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you; May the bright moon bring my greetings to you; May the spring breeze send my concern to you! A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you happiness and happiness; Healthy and relaxed; Round and round, loving and loving; Harmony and beauty, thriving! I am like a lonely wild goose, flapping its tired wings, looking at the sky and looking at the water is also confused, but I sincerely wish you a better life than me! I know, I can't be with you. I know that all I can do is miss you far away. Are you happy? Are you happy? I silently bless you. The new year opens new hopes, and the new blank carries new dreams. Sweep away the dust of the years, and let laughter and tears, love and sorrow condense into a heavy crystal amber in my heart. Happy Year of the Monkey! May I always keep my smile in my heart and accompany you through every spring, summer, autumn and winter! ? A dream is easy, and it is a man's time? Yan Miao? May your tomorrow be more beautiful! "If you also laugh happily in your dream, it's that I told the moon to bring my blessing to you on a certain night in a certain month of a certain year: Happy New Year, my friend! May you have the brightest, biggest and reddest sun! May you have the most brilliant, dazzling and brilliant tomorrow! New Year's Day means a new year, a new beginning, starting from scratch, and a good beginning is half the battle. I wish you a successful person forever! Are you safe in the distance? In the distant thoughts, what changes is my face, and what remains unchanged is my heart that loves you forever! I wish you a happy new year! Great BODY, full of MONEY, lots of happiness, SUNNY mood every day, carefree like a BABY, in short, you are the happiest in the New Year. Happy New Year to you! New year's new look! New year, new mood! A new year begins! New year, new luck! New friends and old friends wish you all the best, and money travels thousands of miles! I wish you in the new year: your career is just noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like music, and you are the only one. Wish a friend: Some things don't fade with the passage of time, and some people don't forget because they don't meet often. In my memory, you are my forever friend. On the occasion of welcoming the Spring Festival, I wish you a prosperous career! Happy Chinese New Year, my friend! I wish you every success every year, every month goes well, every day is happy and carefree, always happy and full of vitality, bless you! ☆ I wish you a new year, with leisure in your busy work, winning money by playing cards, unlimited increase in your passbook, full of dollars in your pocket, full of beautiful women in front of your bed, full of energy, The lover is fierce and sweet.

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2. I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your little ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and braving happy bubbles! I wish you a happy new year and realize all your wishes! Hey!

3. If beauty is a sin, you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you've made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to cut to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

4. May good luck, like a mine, be trampled on by you from time to time; Bad luck, like a meteor shower, will never catch you; Wealth, like garbage, can be found everywhere; Happiness is with you all your life, staring at you like a fly! Happy new year!

5. I wish you in the new year: your career is just noon, your body is as strong as a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like music, and your happiness belongs to you.

6. Weather forecast for the New Year: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, health glow, happiness cloud, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safety hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round.

7. When the Spring Festival comes, I wish you luck every day, live a better life, and win cards every time in the lottery. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is sweet and beautiful like a bee; Money is rolling in, like a dime a dozen!

9. I wish: the leaders are partial to you, the police let you go, the court favors you, the official luck accompanies you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink as you like, and the fortune protects you. Only you win the prize!

1. Pain is best for others, and happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, but friends are always eternal; Love is managed by heart, and there is no big deal in the world. Happy new year

1. Friendship is like an old jar of wine. The longer it is sealed, the more mellow it will be. A short blessing can open the jar and taste the mellow wine. Friendship is like a red sun, paying silently without asking for a gentle greeting is a warm sunshine. Happy New Year's Day!

2. On the New Year's day, let my blessings float like snowflakes, let my greetings be like continuous spring rain, patches of flowers, silent blessings, heartfelt words, sound and care, and even full of happiness, and send you happy notes!

3. At this moment of sharing happiness, missing friends and realizing dreams, I wish you a happy New Year's Day and a happy holiday!

4. I wish you a prosperous career and a new atmosphere in the New Year!

5. With a gentle blessing, there are thousands of words in my heart. A short message brings my heartfelt greetings to you, wishing you happiness on New Year's Day!

6. The wise man said: Friends not only laugh and talk, but also share troubles. I can't see you often, but my friendship remains the same. I didn't contact you often, but I hid you in my heart. I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

7. No gifts on New Year's Day. Send a short message to bless you. Health and happiness are always with you. Good luck is inseparable from you. The God of Wealth has followed you, and all the benefits are given to you!

8. Happy New Year's Day ~ my friend! I wish you every success every year, every month goes well, every day is happy and carefree, and you are always happy and full of vigor. I wish you all the sorrows and misfortunes will end with the end of 25, and all the happiness and happiness will come with the arrival of the New Year! Happy New Year's Day and all the best!

1. Give you some bubbles! Oooo oooo oooo bubbles are full of care and happiness! I hope you will have a happy life in 26. 1. When the New Year comes, I will send you a good mood: no matter how much water there is in the sea, how great the mountains are, how many legs there are spiders, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful and never regret it!

2. I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day, although Xiao Pi