Teach your deskmate how to cry.

You: Do you want me to learn to bark for you?

Ta: ok, ok?

You: OK, OK.

You: I met a fool who didn't ask me anything Do you know his name?

Ta: I don't know.

You: Isn't that a lie?

You: Tian Peng Yuan Shuai is an air marshal. What's next?

Ta: I'm a pig.

You: You admitted it yourself.

You: If the tortoise and the rabbit are going to compete again, but they hired a pig referee, guess who will win?

Ta: bird turtle

You: You are the pig referee.

You: Let me ask you, if you had no feet, would you wear shoes?

Ta: no

You: Then why are you wearing a bra?

You: Are we good friends?

Ta: yes.

You: I just saw that dogs are man's best friends.

You: Did you let the cows go?

Ta: no

You: haha, you don't even let go of the cows.

You: Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand?

Ta: What's the difference?

You: He is a sand monk and you are a sand sculpture.