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Dear god! I need help! It's urgent, please translate the following article in correct English! Want the right statement!

Hello everyone! My name is smart phone. Because I am smart and have many advantages! For example, you can use me to call someone, send a message or take a photo. You can even use me to buy things at home ... It's called online shopping. When you are bored, you can visit Weibo or learn some knowledge. Because of all this, people like me very much, but don't take me too long.

Pure hand tour, please adopt.