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April Fool's Day funny prank pictures
On April Fool's Day, people play tricks in different ways. The following is the April Fool's Day funny pictures I arranged. Welcome to reading.
April Fool's Day funny prank pictures
Extended reading:
As a juggler, you must first have the conditions of "quickness, stability, agility and accuracy".
"Fast" means fast. You must be able to do all the tricks in the shortest time, escape quickly after being discovered, and avoid retaliation.
"Steady" means to be steady and not to make any mistakes in order to achieve the best trick effect.
"Spirit" means flexible mind, wide knowledge and much knowledge. Only in this way can we deceive people in more ways.
"Accurate" means to look at the target accurately, find the weakness of the target accurately, and hit it with one blow.
April Fool's Day SMS 1
1, there are two sentences I've always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up my courage today: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously!
2, April Fool's Day, I am stupid, I am in the toilet, no paper, come to the emergency!
I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I dare not speak rashly. Especially on quiet and lonely nights, so many thoughts make me insomnia, so I want to send a text message to ask you … do you still wet the bed?
4. The house price has turned us into house slaves; Wages fool us from nine to five; Reality fools us into a trance; It turns out that every day is April fool's day. Wish you a happy holiday.
5, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!
6. If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that everyone loves you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!
7. Halloween! I wish you every day as youthful as Children's Day, as happy as Valentine's Day, as diligent as Labor Day, as happy as Halloween, and most importantly, as happy as April Fool's Day.
8. Water is called a bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
9. April Fool's Day is not a fool, even a fool can't cheat you, so I want to give you my blessing. May peace fool you in love, health fool you in love, and happiness fool you forever.
10, delivery jingle before April Fool's Day: Fools meet with rain, people talk in the rain, fishermen talk, fishermen say April Fool's Day is not as good as giving it to others, fools will become rainy and rainy, and the rain is coming: Happy April Fool's Day!
165438+ Happy April Fool's Day!
On April Fool's Day (12, April 1), please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.
13. To be a man, you should leave a place for a fool, do stupid things, live like a fool, and do stupid things with a career. I found you playing with water today, a fish that escaped from the net. Happy April Fool's Day!
14, the depth of the fish, the water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!
15, it's hard to be confused, and you have to paste it without painting; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!
April Fool's Day SMS 2
1, Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, someone sent me a malicious message before April Fool's Day, so I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. Prompt for free phone call: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ringing, and then press Shut Down. At this time, the call is free.
I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is an April Fool's Day gift from me.
According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 min before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!
I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you walk by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you. Happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day SMS 3
1, Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!
You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, which echoes in my heart for a long time like the most beautiful melody in the world. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...
Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!
4. Dear users, your mobile phone currently has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?
April Fool's Day SMS 4
1, my family name is I love you, my name is I know you, my scientific name is I love you, my nickname is I miss you, my book name is I dream of you, my pen name is I love you, and my nickname is Zhui you! Hey hey, look at your beauty. Actually, my real name is Doby!
2. It's wood that makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!
3. Honey, do you know? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!
4. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.
5. Teacher: "Make sentences with Raymond." Student: "A well-proportioned person just sent a short message." Teacher: "Be a beautiful animal again." Student: "A beautiful lady received a short message." Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day SMS 5
1, your hobby is shopping and watching beautiful women drool; My pet is a turtle. It barks like a sheep. Your dream is to be a father without work and rest every day. The holiday is coming, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!
2. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.
3, you are angry like an angel; You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing sports. Your charm hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fool's Day! April fool's prank
Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!
There is a famous saying, which is hard to be confused. There is a saying that it is a blessing to suffer. There is a story called One Mountain in Gong Yu, and there is a joke that a stupid man married a handsome wife. Whether smart or stupid, happiness is the first element. April Fool's Day, Happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day SMS 6
1, has anyone ever told you that you look great? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!
I don't know if you know there's something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!
3. Don't bother me when you are sad; When I miss you, you kiss my ear; When you are helpless, you say hello to me; When I am happy, you dance with me; I don't know what to do without you! Say thank you on April Fool's Day: mobile phone.
People say that you are clumsy, and I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!
5. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. April Fool's Day is coming, and we have decided to admit you as a student of our college, free of tuition and with full board and lodging. Your student number is 2222; The scientific name is Ichiro fool!
April Fool's Day SMS 7
1. Some friends say you are as cute as a pig. I was very angry after listening to it. I retorted rudely for you: Are you kidding? What kind of pig can only catch mice and keep shedding its hair?
2, looking at data theft, everyone envies your life, you have a house and a car, beautiful MM your wife, although not much to say, strong and healthy, I have to ask you what you still lack, just one mind.
3, let the bullets fly, let you sell scrap metal on the wealth list. Let the price fly, you sell garlic more expensive than pork. Don't let the information fee fly, I haven't received your stingy news yet!
4. Friend, I have always been willing to treat you sincerely. But not today. April 15 is the day when you get together alone. I can't steal your thunder and take away your wonderful moment. I believe you understand my pain. Happy April Fool's Day!
5. April Fool's Day is coming, and I can't bear to play tricks on you, so I wound up wishing the fool to heat up. May your career be "stupid" and your money be "stupid". Happy holidays to you, fool.
April Fool's Day SMS 8
1. Let me tell you a little secret. I only told you not to tell anyone, so no one else knows. Only you know. I knew you'd be excited. Stay calm and don't get too excited. Calm down and don't get excited. Read the content first and then get excited. Today is April Fool's Day, but I won't lie to you. I know you will be moved. Then I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!
I don't know if you know there's something I really want you to know. Maybe you already know this sentence, I know it, and I want you to know it. What I want you to know is: Happy April Fool's Day!
3. April Fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool, fool is fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!
4. Right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, and right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!
One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!
April fool's day funny composition
Everyone's childhood is colorful, and joy, anger and sadness all add bright, cheerful or melancholy colors to the pure picture of our childhood. When we were young, some of them were definitely caused by cleverness and self-love. I had such an interesting story in the third grade.
"Happy April Fool's Day! Ha ha ha! " Ah! I'm so angry that I was fooled again. Today is April 1! From small to large, every April Fool's Day, I was fooled into a muddle, puzzling. I haven't fooled anyone, have I? The whole classmate, everyone was very alert and was discovered carelessly. Go home, there are two "old antiques" at home!
After finishing my homework, I sneaked into the bathroom and saw that my parents' toothbrushes were the same color, so I left a mind and changed them. Although the brand is different, two "old antiques" will not be found! Thinking of this, I also squeezed toothpaste for both of them. Yeah! You're done! I went back to my room to read.
How time flies! It's half past eight. It's time for the "antique" to brush his teeth. I crept to the bathroom door and looked through it. Aha! Dad is already brushing his teeth with mom's toothbrush, and mom is also brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush. Hee hee! They didn't find out! I was smug and glared at them again: I saw them brushing their teeth casually. Suddenly my father frowned, gasped, put his tongue in front of my mother, frowned and said, "My tongue has been pricked!" " At this time, my mother also felt that the toothbrush felt wrong. She said to her father, "Our toothbrush fell down!" "Mom and Dad switched back to toothbrushes, and there was foam in their mouths. You just said, "You took the toothbrush first, didn't you?" Mom asked.
"No, I just took it from my cup!" Dad was surprised.
"What's that?"
"Did you wash the cups today?"
"no!"
"That ..."
"That must be you!" Mom said flatly.
"Oh, maybe I accidentally did it." Although dad didn't understand, he admitted his mistake.
Hahaha! It's so funny that I can't help laughing outside the door. Laughter alarmed the people in the door. They opened the door and stared at me for a while.
"Er ... this ... er ... I went back to my room to read ..." I disappeared. ...
It doesn't have much impact, but it slows down the tense pace of life. Whenever I think of it, I can think of my colorful childhood. ...
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