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Wang Xiaoya: Then this vacuum cleaner is going to be given to our audience friends outside the venue. Come on, you choose one
Contestant: Start
Contestant: Stop!
Wang Xiaoya: This friend from Shandong 138xx06, we are going to connect him now and give him a gift
A man from Shandong: Hello, hello
Wang Xiaoya : Hello, hello
A man from Shandong: Hello
Wang Xiaoya: Hello, where are you?
A man from Shandong: Huh? Where are you?
Wang Xiaoya: I am from Beijing, I am...
A man from Shandong: I am from Shandong
Wang Xiaoya: Huh?
A man from Shandong: I am Shandong
Wang Xiaoya: Oh, Shandong, hello, hello, what is the last name of this audience?
A man from Shandong: Ah
Wang Xiaoya: What is your surname?
A man from Shandong: What is your surname?
Wang Xiaoya: -_-!, Oh, my surname is Wang, so I don’t need your surname to be Wang.
A man from Shandong: What are you doing? Is something wrong?
Wang Xiaoya: I have a good thing for you, and now I want to give you a gift
A man from Shandong: A good thing. . Have I won the jackpot again?
Wang Xiaoya: We are Happy Dictionary, I am Xiaoya
(Silence)
A man from Shandong: Wang Xiaoya?
Wang Xiaoya: Wang Xiaoya, that’s right
A man from Shandong: Real or fake, why are you calling me? Hello
Wang Xiaoya: Really
A man from Shandong: Really?
Wang Xiaoya: Really
A man from Shandong: It doesn’t sound very similar to me. Why?
Wang Xiaoya: -_-!!, like this, let’s Can our player say a word to you? Let our player say a word to you because she chose you
A man from Shandong: Really
Contestant: Hello< /p>
A man from Shandong: Hello
Contestant: Hello, hello, uncle
A man from Shandong: ...Uncle? I’m only in my twenties and you call me uncle
Wang Xiaoya: I’m sorry, this uncle is yours this year. . That Gui Geng?
A man from Shandong:...Twenty-five
(The whole audience burst into laughter)
Wang Xiaoya: Sorry, your voice is more mature. Because our contestant is a...
A man from Shandong: Are you Wang Xiaoya?
Wang Xiaoya: I really am
A man from Shandong: Are you How to call me
Wang Xiaoya: You are our member, so we have gifts for you
A man from Shandong: My partner always loves to watch your show
Wang Xiaoya: Thank you, do you know what gift I want to give you? We are going to give you a household vacuum cleaner
A man from Shandong: I don’t have to pay taxes
(Hilarious again)
Wang Xiaoya: -_-!! !, so practical. This is in accordance with national regulations, and you still have to pay the taxes you should pay
A man from Shandong: You are not a liar, right
(hilarious 3rd)< /p>
Wang Xiaoya: ...this 25-year-old uncle, you are very young, have you encountered many scammers, and are very vigilant
A man from Shandong: I heard there is an audience at the scene Really?
Wang Xiaoya: Come on, let’s give him the audience, let’s talk about a happy dictionary together, okay? Come on, 1, 2, 3
Audience: Go~ Heart~Dictionary~
Wang Xiaoya: Believe it or not
A man from Shandong: Form a group to fool me
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