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Wang Xiaoya: Then this vacuum cleaner is going to be given to our audience friends outside the venue. Come on, you choose one

Contestant: Start

Contestant: Stop!

Wang Xiaoya: This friend from Shandong 138xx06, we are going to connect him now and give him a gift

A man from Shandong: Hello, hello

Wang Xiaoya : Hello, hello

A man from Shandong: Hello

Wang Xiaoya: Hello, where are you?

A man from Shandong: Huh? Where are you?

Wang Xiaoya: I am from Beijing, I am...

A man from Shandong: I am from Shandong

Wang Xiaoya: Huh?

A man from Shandong: I am Shandong

Wang Xiaoya: Oh, Shandong, hello, hello, what is the last name of this audience?

A man from Shandong: Ah

Wang Xiaoya: What is your surname?

A man from Shandong: What is your surname?

Wang Xiaoya: -_-!, Oh, my surname is Wang, so I don’t need your surname to be Wang.

A man from Shandong: What are you doing? Is something wrong?

Wang Xiaoya: I have a good thing for you, and now I want to give you a gift

A man from Shandong: A good thing. . Have I won the jackpot again?

Wang Xiaoya: We are Happy Dictionary, I am Xiaoya

(Silence)

A man from Shandong: Wang Xiaoya?

Wang Xiaoya: Wang Xiaoya, that’s right

A man from Shandong: Real or fake, why are you calling me? Hello

Wang Xiaoya: Really

A man from Shandong: Really?

Wang Xiaoya: Really

A man from Shandong: It doesn’t sound very similar to me. Why?

Wang Xiaoya: -_-!!, like this, let’s Can our player say a word to you? Let our player say a word to you because she chose you

A man from Shandong: Really

Contestant: Hello< /p>

A man from Shandong: Hello

Contestant: Hello, hello, uncle

A man from Shandong: ...Uncle? I’m only in my twenties and you call me uncle

Wang Xiaoya: I’m sorry, this uncle is yours this year. . That Gui Geng?

A man from Shandong:...Twenty-five

(The whole audience burst into laughter)

Wang Xiaoya: Sorry, your voice is more mature. Because our contestant is a...

A man from Shandong: Are you Wang Xiaoya?

Wang Xiaoya: I really am

A man from Shandong: Are you How to call me

Wang Xiaoya: You are our member, so we have gifts for you

A man from Shandong: My partner always loves to watch your show

Wang Xiaoya: Thank you, do you know what gift I want to give you? We are going to give you a household vacuum cleaner

A man from Shandong: I don’t have to pay taxes

(Hilarious again)

Wang Xiaoya: -_-!! !, so practical. This is in accordance with national regulations, and you still have to pay the taxes you should pay

A man from Shandong: You are not a liar, right

(hilarious 3rd)< /p>

Wang Xiaoya: ...this 25-year-old uncle, you are very young, have you encountered many scammers, and are very vigilant

A man from Shandong: I heard there is an audience at the scene Really?

Wang Xiaoya: Come on, let’s give him the audience, let’s talk about a happy dictionary together, okay? Come on, 1, 2, 3

Audience: Go~ Heart~Dictionary~

Wang Xiaoya: Believe it or not

A man from Shandong: Form a group to fool me