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Procrastination self-salvation, mention Audi A5 kannika nimtragol who is still happy for half a day.
It all started with a lot of sleeping in. Looking back three or four years ago, when I just graduated from school, my love and career had been completed by 62%. So, I moved into Lishi Fun Park (far away from the city) and started the anti-capitalist struggle. Riding a dead fly, I'm too tired, I'm afraid I can't stop stepping on it ... it's too dirty when I fly over the mountain. There is always a cloud made of rain in the wind in Hangzhou. After riding clothes, it makes me complain ... It's too cold to cross the donkey. It's really winter in Hang Cheng. Dou E doesn't want to complain ... The crowded bus is too blocked, and he can't move in the hot and humid arms of men every day (the driver always says the next one is empty, and so on). After my brother bought a car, he made an appointment to pick me up (mainly). Every time I open the door and get on the bus, I really feel like I'm being kept. I think of you as my brother, and you think ... no! I can't be a man who is five feet nine inches tall in a car! I want to buy a car! Buy a car! Buy a car! Cars! !
When spending, execution is always the highest. ? The first is the license plate ... Hangzhou's license plate is notoriously difficult. There was no ladder lottery at that time. Every month, I am eagerly waiting for Baidu SMS to remind me that "I didn't win the lottery, I didn't win the lottery" X 10086. With this kind of luck, I really might as well buy a lottery ticket ... I still don't want to ... After sitting in different co-pilot seats for two years ... I float on the stock market with tens of thousands of dollars. Are you online? An indicator (just mentioned that the stock market has fallen again … Oh, A shares) …? Then there is the price ... My dad said what car to buy at a young age ... My mom said it was inconvenient to buy ... My dad said Alto Jetta Wuling Hong Guang ... My mom said it was about fifty or sixty ... My dad also said that Bala Bala doesn't matter. There is only one ticket at most. After all, it is stuck with my mom ~ Only mom is good in the world! ? There is true love in the world! There is true love in the world! The lucky money deducted over the years and the monthly bed rental foundation give you a rare preferential treatment … start choosing a car … with this budget in hand, don't pretend, I have a showdown, I want to buy a small sports car!
Speaking of choosing a car, as a patient who is seriously entangled and still loves YY, it really belongs to a man's pregnancy. ? It's like giving a man dying of thirst in the desert a can of coke, a can of sprite and a can of Wang Laoji. Which one to drink first becomes a problem ... In my heart, there was once a dream … big? Yellow? Bees! (Before the change) That shape, that headlight, that roar, that horsepower, that transformation ... I drove an authentic American muscle car in countless YY nights, surrounded by my girlfriend, bathed in the sunshine of California, blowing the sea breeze on the west coast of the United States, listening to the sound of the Pacific Ocean beating the coast, and galloping on the 1 highway with a cigar in my mouth ... Although I am ugly, I want to be beautiful. Wake up! You will be late for work again! )
Unfortunately, it seems to be a castrated version imported from China. Horsepower is not that big, so it is not a muscle, which is outrageous. The space in the back can only hold dwarfs. Most importantly, the 3.6L oil tiger is going to skin me alive ... Well, this is sour grapes! ? Then I thought of my sworn enemy, the wild horse, but I also felt that the imported one was a bit neither fish nor fowl. My friend drew me a picture. One day, you and your friend went out to shoot wild horses, and then you had to pick up your girlfriend. You had to let your friend get off the co-pilot, then fold the chair and let your friend climb in. Then your girlfriend watched it before she got in … Yeah, it felt weird …? The dream of coupe is over, but with many years' experience of switching between Party A and Party B, Party A can hesitate to change the title format and keywords when returning the scheme ... So it's still a coupe! ? Giulia, who can't afford to grin, feels suitable for racing boys who only love driving pleasure, and her skill points have been improved, resulting in rough interior. When I was a child, I watched the overbearing president with my grandmother. I prefer the Mercedes-Benz logo to the C-series cars. Moreover, although the central control display panel is large, the screen is small, the wheel frame is super thick, and the E series is too commercial. At least I have to regret creating Ali Jack Horse. There is no doubt about BMW's handling in BBA, but the interiors of Series 3 and Series 4 are a little plastic, and in my mind, Wang Xun is pointing to this brand and shouting "Don't touch me"; The leopard XEXF with a 30% discount seems to have a lot of minor problems since it was acquired by Sam, although it feels dignified to live in Windsor. Finally, I saw my partner in Audi Double Diamond. The impression of Audi has always been that the window rolled down to reveal the shrewd little eyes of secretary Dakang, and then Zhao Donglai opened the door for him wearing a police cap. I didn't know they had such a handsome shooting star besides the whirlwind charge of A4LA6L on the rotten street (one pupil has one) -A5! I liked this car the first time I saw it. Like is a feeling, like is like. When you really like it, everything will become a reason. If you have to mention one thing, it's its tail wing, which was evaluated by Zhou Yiwei? "Very nourishing", so "I have to add money" …
Why do you look so good? What should I do if I look so good? Buy!
A beautiful car is the dream of all men. ? In fact, I am also highly educated, so I must not be so straightforward to show my shallowness! That encounter naturally started from the face value, trapped in performance, suitable for interior decoration, longer than the brand, less than the purse. Did you buy an Audi? A5? sportback? 45? TFSI? quattro? Sports, full-time four-wheel drive, 7-speed powershift, 2.0T252 horsepower L4 engine, 100-second acceleration of 6.0S, matrix headlights ... I won't copy the link here. I really studied it. After all, every inch is Grandpa Mao's smile ... Just say a few key parts that I am determined to express. ? 1, petite-full-time four-wheel drive? Full-time four-wheel drive is the transmission mode with the highest cornering limit, which can distribute the best driving force to each wheel when the vehicle turns at high speed, and improve the effective driving force and cornering limit. (Zhongli's GTR four-wheel drive is also a cart head? )? Baidu said so, I just think that when I was a child, the four-wheel drive triangle arrow was more stable than the two exorcist commanders without connecting rods, and it didn't seem to slip in the rain and snow in Hangzhou, OK. ? 2, slender jade legs-100 kilometers accelerated by 6.0S? Which man doesn't like racing? (It's really a racing car) The official data performed better, slightly losing the top 330 of C300, satisfied! ? 3, show off wisdom-high-tech content? Full LCD dashboard and driving computer, full of sense of division! It's too important to bring your own navigation. I am a road idiot, and the virtual cockpit can be projected on the dashboard. Finally, I don't have to review the squinting skills when copying homework at school … support card? PLAY and networking Car2x, you can even connect your mobile phone to the Internet. Although I haven't tried to estimate the traffic of several games on the internet, it's too convenient to enter without a key. Otherwise, the jeans are too tight to take out the key to the trouser pocket. After all, they are getting stronger and fatter every day. 4, pretty waist and hips-I won't go into details? The car model has been decided, and the option is a headache. To tell the truth, many of Audi's necessary configurations have to be equipped with pits, and the price of optional equipment is also very expensive ... Well, I'm Yan Gou, and you are right about everything ... Finally, I chose the original factory reversing image (pro is selected for viviparous plastic surgery) and advanced lighting package (that is, multi-color ambient lights, which are almost free compared with other prices, and there is an old saying in China: Everything is here), b&; O stereo (as a wife, I hope the other half of the car is not rich "God, Big Brother"), 19-inch turbine design wheel hub (I have no feeling about five-star design, I love this wheel hub, and I will want to eat what flavor of instant noodles next month after paying the money). ? Other feelings are not that important. Forget it. ? In fact, where can there be so many X's? Isn't it poverty ...
I once crossed the Qianjiang River in the West Lake and the Jade Emperor. I once owned Grandpa Mao, but I was disappointed in a blink of an eye and lost the direction of buying a car until I lost QJ. ? KIANG got the license plate two years ago, and it was the highest point for a while, more than 40 thousand (well, I'm leek) It's urgent now! Then, according to the convention of procrastination, it's time for McGrady ... At that time, I felt that I would choose a car online, go to the store to see the car, pay, and step on the gas pedal to go home (men seem to have hit the nail on the head and don't like shopping very much). As a result, we couldn't get the desired configuration, so we had to customize it abroad for half a year before shipping it here. If there is a car I like, I will make other configurations, and I don't want to do it! This waiting is a long six months ... persistent Taurus asks questions every day, which leads to sales that are very similar to acquaintances meeting. From the initial warm greeting to nodding, pretending to play with my mobile phone and rushing by ... but they couldn't keep my mouth shut, so I was promoted to director after the sales year! ? There was an episode when the deposit was paid. Because I had to catch up with the last day's activities, I spent one yuan to send one thousand yuan as a gimmick. Before leaving work, I took my family's car and drove there. As a result, I was distracted by the map and the car hit the Chevrolet in front. I got off at Tong-Seok Ma, Fujian. My mother knew she was wrong and was anxious to be selfish. This trip didn't lose money or earn anything, but the Volkswagen logo was broken and there was no sense of disobedience ... I used to worry that the index would expire, because once I didn't buy a car within one year, it would be invalid and I would lose the qualification of the following license plate. It seems that someone later said that it is feasible to go to the second-hand market to get a broken car for 10 thousand yuan, raise a license plate and then transfer the ownership. ? During this period, the national customs value-added tax decreased, and imported cars became cheaper, but my contract has been signed. At that time, car home's brothers formed a special rights group. It seems that there are subsidies and oil cards in the group. I dragged around here, and finally got a little cheaper. I got a little subsidy, and I was considered a poor boy ... After a long wait, I specially picked the Mid-Autumn Festival to pick up my car. Audi four laps, Mid-Autumn Festival four laps, buddy's first house! From then on, I began a life of "arrogance and extravagance" ...
An old couple
After talking about my mental journey, let's talk about my feelings about the car. I won't say anything about motivation. I said there is no real hammer, mainly about daily experience. ? 1, the frameless door is really handsome, but to be honest, if it is not a convertible, it will not be so handsome. In summer, when the window is rolled to the bottom, it suddenly feels a bit like Ouba, and the sound insulation is really poor. Whenever a friend closes the door, his heart is bleeding ... the back glass can only be put down in half, which is also a small shortcoming of frameless. Forum hardcore people have said that the glass is stuck. I haven't found it yet. It may vary from car to car. ? 2. I brushed an S5 sports mode dashboard to satisfy my psychological compulsion. It is said that I can do DIY by myself, but I am afraid that I will find a sale in a 4S shop, and the price can be negotiated. There is no standard price. It is said that forum gods and brushing ECU can improve motivation, but I personally think that if there is no requirement for motivation, it is better to keep it. After all, the original factory has adjusted it for you, which is the most balanced and excellent state. Breaking the shackles is bound to upset the balance. This varies from person to person. ? 3, the lamp factory is a bit awesome. When turning, the light will light up according to the direction you turn, which is very humanized, but it seems that there is no function of automatically turning on the night light. You must turn the knob on the left and turn off the night light knob to return to the original position. ? I installed a heater in my seat. At that time, I thought it didn't matter whether it was ventilated or not. Anyway, there is air conditioning. I still feel particularly uncomfortable with back heat in summer. (The ventilation option should be 10000 1 parallel)? 5. Did Audi use the card? You can't use Bluetooth synchronously after playing. If your friend is charging, you can't listen to music with Bluetooth. Card? PLAY can project the mobile phone map, but the dashboard can't be synchronized. The dashboard can only use the map that comes with the car. The map on the vehicle is roughly accurate, but the speed limit reminder is wrong. Updating it is expensive and unnecessary. After all, mobile phone maps are free. In addition, if you use a mobile phone to connect to Baidu map, the mobile phone page will only display navigation. For example, if you turn left at 100 meters ahead, you won't see the map on the mobile phone screen. ? 6. The upgraded sound quality is indeed better, but I have encountered music as harsh as a "bang" of thunder, and then everything is silent, which is said to be due to static electricity. I still don't have a definite answer. ? 7. There is not much space in the back row, but it is absolutely enough for a normal person to sit, and it is definitely not as comfortable as A6A8. But A5 has a bulge in the middle of the back seat, which may correspond to an axle or a teacup, so that you can hardly sleep in the back seat. That ridge will support your lungs, oh no, it will support your waist. ? 8. The trunk has a kick sensing function, that is, under the logo at the rear of the car, you can swing your legs to the bottom of the car with your instep, and you can automatically open the trunk through sensing in a forward form, but if this function fails, it will not work. If you don't feel it, you will be like a fool. 9. If the car's fuel tank is not full, the oil will shake in the fuel tank when you start and stop, and the sound is obvious, just like you put half a bottle of mineral water in the back row. Every time I move it, the sound of water is particularly uncomfortable, but it seems that there is nothing I can do. ? 10, I wonder if there is any new leather perfume. It smells good (an unusually bad smell) ...? I found a clearing and took some photos with my mobile phone as a souvenir. The blockbuster will be filmed with champagne when I fully recover from procrastination!
These eyes are so sharp (the little yellow duck is not what I want to pretend ...)
A glimpse of ten thousand years
It looks like a little yellow duck. ...
I like this center ... one of the most satisfying places in the car. ...
The windmill crunched.
People are like license plates! Play the young boy! You can say hello when you meet a brother on the road ~
There is a ditch next to this path .. If you want to take a panoramic view, you have to fall into the mud pit. ...
Brush a sports page .. it's almost 20 thousand kilometers before you know it, and after sitting for more than 900 hours ... the fuel consumption is really high ....
What do girls think when such a big Altman hits such a small monster? ...
The cheapest choice in legend-several colors of atmosphere lights! You can see this mint green (mint blue? Color blindness? ! )
As usual, the value is at the end! ? After talking so much, it was nearly 5000 words before I knew it. I believe buying a car is also an emotional drama. Driving is relatively expensive for me. 1 year and a half, driving to and from work10.9 million kilometers, has been to Shanghai, Zhoushan, Suzhou, Nanjing, Lin 'an, Moganshan and Shanghai. ? Cars are partners, cars are sustenance, and cars are harbors. For his master, every car is a milestone, accompanying you through life after life, leaving a mark of good memories on every ordinary day, crossing mountains and rivers, crossing a sea of people, carrying her, carrying him and carrying it ... Maybe the car will grow old one day, but I hope everyone can grow old with the heart of the car. ? Accustomed to staying in the car quietly after parking the car and turning off the engine? Wait in the car? I don't know what to wait for, just want to wait. A comfort, a sense of security.
You are the most beautiful in my eyes ~ every side makes me intoxicated.
In 2020, we will see cherry blossoms in Taihu Lake at a speed of five centimeters per second.
BTW? I (Huang Qiusheng, don't eavesdrop outside the door! ) ... want to join the team!
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