Chatting skills

Everyone will have all kinds of emotions and emotions in the routine of chatting tricks, that is, people's secular desires. This is very complicated and influenced by too many factors, and emotions have different definitions in different times. Let's share the whole chat routine.

Chat Skills Program 1( 1)

"How many fingers do you have in one hand?"

"5"

"How many eyes do you have?"

"2"

"How many mouths do you have?" 1 "

"I love you too"

(2)

"Hit you on the head with an iron bar, which hurts more?"

"(No matter what the other party replies)"

"No, my heart hurts more."

(3) Did you watch this year's New Year's film Detective Chinatown 2? Ha ha laugh

"You'll type out useful pinyin and send it to me. “

"Like you"

"I like you too."

(4)

"Don't believe men's lies easily."

"Like what?"

"For example, I don't like you."

(5)

"You flirt so well, have you ever flirted with many people?"

"Yes,"

"I knew it."

"I flirted with many people. They are: lovely you, cold you, long hair you, short hair you, and you at the same table."

Humor chat routines daquan

1, because I don't know if I can meet you again in my next life, so I will give you the best in a hurry.

If you are uglier, I will take you to a coffee shop and have a cup of coffee. I will take you to visit famous mountains and rivers, take you to eat the best western food, look up at the stars in the street at night and talk about life. But you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

You are a very lovely person. You really should meet the best people. I really wish I was.

No matter how mediocre I am, I always feel that my love for you is beautiful.

I can give up the whole world, but I can't give up you.

I saw a strange-shaped tree on the road that day. My first reaction was to show it to you. At that time, I knew something was going to happen.

7. Who else in the world is more suitable than us?

Stay with me and let me take care of you.

9. You break into my lens, and I will always press it.

Chatting skills 2 1. When were you born?

March

What? Didn't your mother give birth to you?

What month were you born?

March

What? Aren't you from your mother?

2. Do you think it's girly for boys to wear nail polish?

mother

Son, what a good boy.

Do you think boys can paint their nails?

mother

That's good, son,

I will support you in the future.

Really? I am very touched.

Really, after all, raising pigs can make a fortune.

I will support you in the future.

Really? I am very touched.

Really, after all, raising pigs can make a fortune.

What kind of person do you think you are?

A cheerful and optimistic person

No, you're not human.

What do you think you are?

A cheerful and optimistic person

No, you're not human.

You are acting very strange today.

What's so strange about it?

ugly

You are very strange today.

what's up

It's ugly

6. Sometimes I really envy you.

Envy me for what?

I am a lovely little girl chatting with you.

Sometimes I envy you.

What do you envy me?

I'm a cute person who chats with you.

7. All good things must come to an end.

be

If you invite me, I can eat more with you

there is no never ending feast

be

If you invite me, I can eat more with you.

I dare not ask what kind of boy/girl you like.

why

I'm afraid I'm your type

I dare not ask what kind of boy/girl you like.

Why?

I'm afraid I'm just your type.

9. Do you like washing your hair and brushing your teeth?

I like it.

Then you put away the bowl!

Do you like taking a bath?

Yes, I like it.

Then you put the bowl away!

10, you should think carefully before you confess.

Think about what?

I'm just beautiful.

Think before you say it.

what do you think?

I'm just beautiful

1 1, the conditions for me to find a boyfriend are simple.

take for example

I like the cuckold husband I bought him.

I want to find a boyfriend with very simple conditions.

such as

I like the green hat I bought him.

12 Do you have a crush on me?

No, you think too much.

And then blatantly like it!

Are you in love with me?

No, you think too much.

I like it openly!

Chat skill routine 3 1. If I like you again, will my life be as decadent as before? I don't want to live like that again, so please at least like me before I give up on you.

2. No regrets, no lamentations. Life is a gradual process, don't regret who you lost; Don't bemoan who you missed. Everything in life is a game of gathering and scattering, like wind, like rain, blowing and floating. Retention will only make you sad. Lost, all missed, all have no result. Life will never be permanently disappointed because of temporary disappointment. The road ahead, flowers and flowers are still warm.

On a quiet night, the full moon hangs quietly in the black sky, glowing with white light like water. There is a veil of fog around, which is more hazy and cold. The night is like a net that can't be penetrated forever. In this net, I am infatuated with romance all the way, and I am unrestrained and pure throbbing to you!

There are good memories and sad memories. Life is only a few decades. The most important thing is to satisfy yourself, not to please others. Why do you have to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Life is better for yourself. You can start doing what you want at any time. I hope you don't tie yourself down by age and other things.

5, we are not afraid of pain, we are not afraid of the difficulties ahead. Even if there is a storm ahead, lightning and thunder. We should also be fearless and smile. Because we will see a beautiful world, only the fearless can see it. This is a paradise for the fearless,

6, this social routine is too deep, some people have that kind of face and attitude, they just want to slap her in the face, no one owes you, bitch.

7. Social routines are too deep, and doing well will never be remembered by others. As long as there is a little mistake, it's all your fault.

8. I would have watched it earlier if I had known that Xiao Nai was so shocked. Although the plot is full of routines, it is just to my taste. ...

9. Who will take routines seriously?

10, "If you have done something, you will know that it is not easy to do things, and you will know that they are not easy. It is he who makes a mistake today, and it may be himself who makes a mistake tomorrow. Even if what he does has nothing to do with your work, it is difficult to guarantee that you will not stumble elsewhere. " The world is full of routines. I don't believe that people are getting softer and softer.