How should I reply when a stranger scolds his mother on the Internet?

First, call names without dirty words:

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

If a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die. People are shameless and invincible.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

2 1 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

If you live, you waste air; if you die, you land.

You are a cucumber, and you owe it.

Your daughter-in-law is a screw. She needs to be screwed.

If the teacher hadn't taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away.

Some people don't know whether your quality is low or your parents'.

If the teacher loves you, you should love yourself, don't be shameless ~ ~

What kind of animal are you?

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

Your appearance is very refreshing. !

You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.

Your growth slows down the Internet, and your growth consumes too much memory.

You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I called myself a gangster once!

Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

You are illegal!

International faces are universal.

I looked at him regretfully and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

You look very fauvism! !

You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

MMD, I've never seen anything so archaeological.

The long flying sand and stones is amazing.

Life with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Africans fuck the descendants of blacks, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of destroying the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Second, vicious:

Your father died when you were one, your mother died when you were two, and your sister sold you when you were three. Why don't you listen?

Fuck. You Mom, a bag of melon seeds and a bag of sugar gabba. Fuck. You Mom.

Damn it. Don't you think it's shameful that your mother forced you to buy it?

Your mother pushes a little ugly, your sister pushes a little meat, and your mother doesn't push enough.

56 ethnic groups and 56 flowers. 56 migrant workers in Japan. You Mom!

Yes, I owe it because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm also a father. Look at you. You are handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look at your thin face, it doesn't look like a pig at all!

Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; The people are invincible and you can't even buckle up when they fan you to the wall! ! !

You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and rich.

It looks like the front line, and the urine is forked. Go to treatment! ! A person is cheap all his life, a pig is cheap, a knife is wasted alive, the air is wasted when it dies, the land at home is wasted, and RMB is wasted.

It's midnight. There's nothing wrong with the light. You go to relieve yourself and fall into the toilet to fight bugs (bugs in the wrong place) and shit. Nobody can save you. Sacrifice yourself heroically, die silently, and commemorate your mistakes.

Disgusting mother cried in disgust. Why? Because it's disgusting

I had a dream at night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in my life, and he also said that there was only one way to break the spell: texting 10 fools, and I cried at that time. I only know you, and I'm finished. . . .

Your baby walks, your baby washes the jar, your baby empties, your baby stinks, and your baby is like a hammer.

Fuck you, son, vagrant, loafer, square bitch, yin and yang rotten ditch

Is it comfortable? Melon p, one for two, what to bring? Oh, when you cut your skull, the baby doesn't want anything. One day, you can't find it and get something.

Even a lump of X will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your face made me live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

Although you are wearing perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.