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Pants on the text message

Go in laughing and come out crying; The virgin goes in and the aunt comes out; The boss went in to exercise.

Villa in, hut in; Crocodiles go in and geckos come out; The eagle goes in and the fly comes out.

Talents go in, fools come out; Doctors go in, idiots come out; Yao Ming in, Pan Changjiang out.

BMW goes in, bike comes out; Three points in the suit and three points out; The rich go in and the beggars come out.

Patriotism, going in, rebelling and running away; Go in healthy and come out disabled; Go in by rocket and come out by submarine.

Yang Baiwan went in and Yang Bailao came out; Want to invest, want to throw into the river; Always winking at you, your eyes are glazed over.

Go in with a full burp and come out hungry; Flowers come in, and residual flowers come out; Go in with a dream and the nightmare will come out.

Want to buy the house and sell it; Go in with a racket and come out crying; Go in with joy and shout loudly.

Drive in and pull out the scooter; Go in smart, come out unlucky; Look around and climb out.

Everyone went in, no three no four; Go in with two guns and come out with your hands up; After listening to the story, I had nightmares.

Watch the bait go in and bite out the hook; Mail it in and come out by boat; Go in with a tie and come out with a straw rope.

Go in wearing a famous brand and come out naked; Drink abalone with swallowtail wings and chew dried radish; Go in and jump out.

Go in with a red face and come out with a swollen face; Pot-bellied, skinny; Go in with golden eye and come out with stars.

Learn from Buffett and then be skinned; Well-off families go in, and five-guarantee households are extremely poor; Xiao Jiabiyu went in and made a whore.

Heart country comes in, heart infarction comes out; Value investment, trapped by PetroChina; Long-term investment, no return.

Do everything possible to squeeze in, Qian Qian got rid of poverty; If the size is not lifted, the urine will come out; Donated the relief money in and took it out.

Fill a cart full of rice when you go in and half a cart full of chaff when you come out; I went in for a big meal and ate a lot of flies.

Collect a small sun today and a big shade tomorrow; Leaping forward, sneaking out of the wall.

Shandandan has red flowers and water flows out of them. Go in and sing the Internationale, stand up, remember to clench your fist, and there is blood and tears in your heart.

Robes and jackets, full of energy, ragged and unkempt; Singing praises for the management, being vomited blood by the management.

Patriotic youth go in and reactionary old people come out.