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A meaningful scolding of love rat euphemistically satirized love rat's overbearing attitude.

1, shameless person, I won't even bother to hit you if you hand me your face. I'm afraid I'll hit you and get my hands dirty. I will save some sores in the future. How painful I am.

2, you have countless advantages, dancing on cow dung, the whole method in front of everyone, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame to yourself, pressing on your back, your ass can still poof, not afraid of odor, can smell and cover. People send nicknames: spanking!

Please weigh yourself when you talk to me. Are you strong enough to compete with me? I don't want to keep wasting my breath with a disabled person.

4. You are abstract! You look hazy! You look fuzzy! You look very ... strange! Give me a break. I really can't describe you. I have never seen a ghost.

The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.

6. In the process of chaotic evolution, you obviously ignored the aesthetic views of the public.

7, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the second force is like you.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

9. If you have something to say, just pay attention to yourself and keep a good attitude. Don't make me ignore you then. After all, it's really puzzling that you speak too much junk language.

10, there is a huge hole in your head! Otherwise, I have filled your head with so many things that it is not full!

1 1, really creative, really brave to live!

12, at first, you said you loved me, and I smiled, smiling very sweetly. Later, when you said you were tired, God smiled. That's ironic

13. My dog knows to wag its tail when I throw a bone at it. What are you?

14, people, most of them are cheap. What you can't get is always in turmoil. Do you think you are a dog or a cat? Every time I see a commotion, I can't help taking a bite.

15, you are willing to give others toilet paper, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and the paper is hard to scratch your ass.

16, don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

17, I never lied to you, because I never lied to anyone.

18, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.

19, it's a shame that a person with a simple mind and developed limbs like you is alive.