Help me think of some humorous 18 birthday greetings.

Congratulations/kloc-your life journey at the age of 0/8. May you enjoy your own happiness, and at the age of 18, you can't escape the pain and suffering. Your birthday is coming again. You 18 years old, adult. I hope you are healthier and more active. Don't get angry when something goes wrong. Is to punish yourself with the mistakes of others. I hope everything goes well, good luck and happiness in the new year.

Blessings and happiness fill your new year. From your heart to mine. Let's step on flowers all the way. On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you!