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A routine classmate who can't react.

A routine classmate who can't react.

As the saying goes, routines have won people's hearts since ancient times. Do you know any routines that will make people feel overwhelmed? Let's take a look at the routines that people can't respond to, hoping to help you.

The routines that people can't respond to are 1 1, "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse", "No" and "She lives in a hole and you live in my heart".

2. "I have seen your ugly face", "I have seen your bad temper", "You have a hundred looks" and "I like one hundred and one."

3. "Who's here?" "Your people."

4. "Your legs must be very tired", "Why" and "Because you have been running around in my mind all day."

5. "Can you imitate the woodpecker for me? ""how to imitate? I won't. " "Just think of my face as a tree!"

6. "I always think I've seen you somewhere", "Where" and "On my marriage certificate"

7. "Will you like me?" "No" "Do you want me to teach you?"

8. "I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was so happy that I was bubbling."

9. "Come on, take a gamble!" "bet on what?" "If you lose, be my boyfriend, if I lose, be your girlfriend."

10 "When I'm in a bad mood", "I laugh when I think about it" and "It's good to have you"

1 1 "There have been rumors recently that I like you." "Really?" "I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. “

12, "Do you know where you are?" "Which is better?" "Being my girlfriend is just right."

13 "Do you have to come when I get married?" "Why?" "Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."

14, "You must be nearsighted, right?" "Why do you say that?" "If you are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you?"

"You are so special." "What's so special?" "Very fat, very ugly, and. ... I like you very much. "

16, "Do you smell anything?" "no?" "Impossible, don't you find that the air around you becomes sweet as soon as you appear?"

17, "Is there a hospital here?" "No, what's wrong with you?" "When I saw you, my heart beat too fast."

18, "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" "The single kind."

19, "I want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. " "Where to?" "Move in ... in your heart."

20. "Can you take your temperature for me?" "Ah?" "Want to hug you"

2 1, "I don't think we can be friends." "Why?" "Because love is about to begin."

22. "Do you like sunny days, cloudy days or rainy days?" "I like sunny days. What about you? " "I like having you every day."

23. "Let me show you a magic trick." "it's over." "I like you better."

24. "I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to toss a coin and hold my head high to confess to you." "What if the back is facing up?" "Turn it over."

25. "The world is not as beautiful as you think." "The moon doesn't hug you, and time destroys you." "But I love you."

26. "Do you feel heavy when you carry me?" "Of course, because I carry my whole world."

27. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "Ah?" "You hit my heart."

28. "I think you are a little narcissistic sometimes." "Don't I look good?" "Like you, the beauty pageant has won the top three at most."

29. "I have a big dream", "Only four words" and "Have you along the way"

Classmate 2( 1) "Do you like sunny days, cloudy days or rainy days?" "I like sunny days. What about you? " "I like having you every day."

(2) "Why are you messing with my things?" "What have I done to you?" "My heart."

(3) "I seem to have eaten too much salt recently?" "hmm? Then what? " "I always miss you when I am free."

(4) "How long have you been single?" "From birth to now" "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting"

(5) "Hey." "What's the matter?" "I want to enjoy three meals and four seasons in the same room with you."

(6) "Come on, take a gamble!" "bet on what?" "If you lose, be my boyfriend, if I lose, be your girlfriend."

(7) "Hey, I'm not afraid of anyone, but I think you are terrible." "Why?" "Because I am afraid of my wife."

(8) "My heart hurts a little" "What's the matter?" "Because you are stuck in my heart."

(9) "Break up, I'll find my ex." "What's wrong with me?" "Silly baby, aren't you my predecessor after breaking up?"

(10) "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

(1 1) "When do you want to get married?" "I don't know, I haven't thought about it." "Tell me when you think about it, and I'll marry you."

(12) "I always feel that I have seen you somewhere", "Where" and "On my marriage certificate"

(13) "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

Do you know what you are in my heart? What is this? My future mother.

"Why did you hurt me?" "ah? When did I harm you? " "You make me like you so much!"

(16) "Good things like to share with others", "But better things just want to hide" and "Like you"

(17) "There is something on your face" "No, where is it? What is it? " "With my eyes"

"There are/kloc-0.00 ways to sweeten", "What are they", "Eat sugar, cake and miss you 98 times a day"

(19) "My childhood dream was to be a scientist" "What about now?" "I just want to form a family with you now."

(20) "Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me a phone number. Say, what's your phone number?

(2 1) "It's good that you have gained weight again" "Nani!" "Idiot, there is still a circle where I can like you."

(22) "There is nothing of value in my family" "Only I can get it" "If I give it to you generously, I don't have to return it."

(23) I think you look like a pig. "What do you look like?" "the apple of my eye"

(24) "You are too bad" "I have been poisoned by you" "Please repent and come back to me"

(25) "I don't think we can be friends." "Why?" "Because love is about to begin."

(26) "You look particularly like one of my relatives." "Who do you like?" "My mother's son-in-law"

(27) "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" "Monkeys have tails and I don't?" "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

(28) "Guess whether I like sunny days or rainy days?" Sunny Days and Wrong, I like having you every day.

(29) "You dropped something." "What is it?" "You held out your hand and I fell."

Classmate 3 1, "Little Sister, do you look in the mirror every day?" "Yes, what's the matter?" "I really envy you. I can see the person I like every day."

2. "Let me ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you?" "Husband" and "Well, my wife is really smart"

3. "What small animals do you like best?" Cats, meows, dogs and woofs.

4. "May I ask you the way?" "Where to?" To your heart

5. "Honey, just drinking a cup of coffee is too bitter. I can't sleep at night. "As long as I hold you, I can fall asleep immediately."

6. "People like you …" "What's wrong with me?" "I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love."

7. "Will you like me?" "No" "Then I'll teach you!"

8. "Do you have a lighter", "No" and "How did you light my heart?"

9. "Is your father a thief?" "No." Then how can he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes?

10 "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "yes." "Come on, think of my face as a tree."

1 1, "I think I am a monotonous person", "Why" and "Because I only like you."

12, "I think you are particularly like a game!" "What game?" "My World" "Why?" "Because you are my world!"

13, "Do you smell burning?" "No, why?" "That's my burning heart for you."

14, "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

15 "Why did you hurt me?" "ah? When did I harm you? " "You make me like you so much!"

16, "Let me ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is?" "Heart door?" "Wrong, it's us!"

17, "Let me ask you a question" "What do you belong to" "I belong to a pig" "No, no, you obviously belong to me!"

18, "I haven't eaten sugar since I met you." "ah? Why? " "Because you are cute."

19, "Do you know what the happiest number is?" "5" "Why?" Because 520

20. "I'll show you a magic trick ... well, I'm done." "What?" "I like you better."

2 1, "Guess how I wake up every morning?" "You are awake, you idiot." "I was awakened by your little darling."

22. "You look a little strange today." "How strange?" "Weird sexy"

23. "How long have you been single", "Since birth" and "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting so long"

24. "Is your heart graded?" "What do you say?" "If it is divided, I will have a VIP and I can stay for a long time."

25. "Let me ask you a question. How many boys have shown you white? " "It should be five." "Then I am the sixth."

26. "There are many pedestrians on the road", "Everyone has his own destination", "Others go east, west, north and south" and "I want you."

27. "I think I am selfish." "Where is selfishness?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

28. "You are guilty." "?" "You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart."

29. "Will you always be good to me?" "What four words?" "If you want something, you must work hard."

30. "I've always wanted a feeling." "What does it feel like?" "The feeling of being with you"