Laugh till you die joke copywriting

Jokes that will make you laugh until you die (35 selected sentences) 1. Question: Another year is almost over, are you still alone? Answer: Will I turn into a dog again? 2. Recently, I keep seeing some women on the Internet saying that when they get tired of playing, they find an honest man to marry. Haha, I'm really speechless. I can't wait for when they will get tired of playing. 3. Grandma’s dog that she had raised for more than ten years died and she was very sad. In order to comfort my grandma, I didn’t know why, so I started barking like a dog at night. Later, my grandma asked someone to perform an exorcism ritual on me... 4. The salesperson who went door to door was the prototype of pop-up advertisements. 5. I didn’t like to eat when I was a child, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short. 6. When I was having dinner at my best friend’s house, there wasn’t much left in the pot of porridge cooked by ***, so *** insisted on serving it to me. I said, "Auntie, I'm so full. I really can't eat any more." He was so enthusiastic. While serving me the rice, he said, "Good boy, eat, eat. If you don't eat, you'll feed the dog." 7. The looks of girls can be divided into three types: one from heaven, one from folk, and one from the underworld... 8. I met a friend on the bus, a woman, wearing a mask. I said hello, and she said casually: "You recognize me even if I'm wearing a bra?" The car suddenly became quiet. 9. You can’t wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your message, but a red envelope can! 10. My daily state is quite regular. I look like I haven’t woken up in the morning, I look like I can’t wake up in the afternoon, I look like I’ve had chicken blood in the evening, and at midnight I look like my intestines are turning green. ! 11. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I always stay at home! 12. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die! But it turns out that I am not afraid of death at all! 13. Sometimes you will never know how brave you are unless you push yourself. Let me tell you, I now dare to stand and talk to my girlfriend! 14. If you think there is something wrong with me, please tell me. I won’t change it anyway, so don’t hold it in and get sick! 15. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your single life, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts! 16. If a person suddenly contacts you, it is normal, he is looking for a spare tire; if he suddenly stops contacting you, it is normal, you are just a spare tire; if he contacts you again one day, it is more normal, you are a good spare tire; then I haven’t contacted you again. It’s still normal. A better backup than you has appeared! 17. I'm dizzy now. The doctor said I have hypoglycemia. Say some sweet words to me! 18. In the past, staying together was a matter of husband and wife, but now staying together is like a mobile phone. Once the phone is in your hand, it will last forever. If the phone is not in your hand, your soul will be gone! 19. Others rely on looks, routines, and money to fall in love! But I am much simpler, relying only on the other person to blind me! 20. Single men are called single dogs, and single women are called goubuli! 21. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high! 22. Looking at your back, I thought you could scare thousands of troops to death. But when you turned around, I really underestimated you. You are fully capable of frightening millions of troops to death! 23. Everyone says I have a bad temper! Just kidding, no matter how good-looking or good-tempered you are, that’s fine! 24. In fact, a girl who claims to be a single aristocrat has a group of spares around her, silently guarding her. She does not really want to be single, she is just "choosing food"! 25. Girls should never be alone at night It's really dangerous to go out. The streets are full of barbecue and late-night snacks and desserts. No one can stop you and you can't help but gain a few pounds if you just enter one. 26. Good-looking people will be inexplicably assigned many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness, cuteness... There is only one word for ugly-looking people: down-to-earth! 27. When you are thin and beautiful, have something on your mind, and your wallet is full of your own money, let alone this month, the whole world will be kinder to you. 28. Every time you curse someone, do you ever consider the other person’s feelings? Anyway, I do, so I try not to use dialect for fear that the other party won’t understand. 29. If you want to know what hope is, please buy a lottery ticket; if you want to know what despair is, please buy a bunch of lottery tickets. 30. I was drinking with friends at a food stall, and suddenly I remembered that my wife was still hungry at home, so I slapped myself in the face. How can I be distracted by drinking? Come on, let’s do it! 31. Before Yu Gong died, he called his son to his bedside and said with all his last strength: "Move mountains! Move mountains!" Son: "Shining?" 32. No one always has smooth sailing, but you are not lonely. , look at the friends around you, aren’t they just hanging out together because of failure?

33. Time is a butcher's knife. This saying only applies to good-looking people. It has nothing to do with ugly people. 34. Xiao Ming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of weird questions, but Xiao Ming never appears in middle school textbooks. I know that fool can't pass the high school entrance examination! 35. I was so happy when I was a child. No one cared that you were poor, you didn’t know that you were ugly, you had no money and no partner, but you were still happy every day.