100 words of humorous stories

Part 1: Speech Anecdotes

Celebrities are often invited to give speeches, and Lu Xun is no exception. His speeches were erudite and full of wit, and he was often surrounded by applause and laughter. Once when he returned to Peiping from Shanghai, Beijing Normal University invited him to give a lecture titled "Literature and Armed Forces." Some students have seen many articles attacking him in newspapers and feel very sorry for him. He said in his speech: "Some people say that I came to Peking this time to grab jobs and to 'make a comeback'; but please don't worry, I will make a 'comeback' soon." His words immediately filled the venue with laughter. Voice.

Chapter 2: Eliminate Idiots

The county magistrate asked: "You slave! I lost my hoe tomorrow, why didn't I report it yesterday?"

Next to me After hearing this, the little official couldn't help laughing. The county magistrate immediately concluded the case and said: "You must be the one who stole the hoe! What did you steal it for?"

The clerk replied: "I want to get rid of that fool."

Chapter 3: Copy Hard

There is a student named Shi Jingchao in a certain class. During an exam, the class teacher accidentally discovered that student Shi Jingchao was copying the answers to the test paper from his deskmate. The teacher was furious: "Shi Jingchao! (Copy hard!)" After hearing this, the students in the class imitated cheating and copied hard. When the teacher saw that the students had misunderstood, he quickly explained: "Don't copy, I'm calling that classmate (the teacher pointed at Shi Jingchao), Shi Jingchao! (Copy hard!)" This time Shi Jingchao copied even harder.

Chapter 4: Smoking

One day, a couple saw a boy smoking. She ran over and warned him in childish language: Does your dad know you smoke? The boy asked: Does your husband know that you are talking to other men?

The couple lowered their heads in shame and ran away in despair.

Chapter 5: Tied to a tree and beaten

My friend said: "One day I met three big men who wanted to beat him, so I started fighting with those three big men." After he came back, he Bragging: "I let them fight for two hours without knocking me down." Others asked what happened? He said: "It was tied to a tree and beaten."

Part 6: Blog

Xiao Feng was surfing the Internet in the room, and suddenly his father called out, "Xiao Feng, what are you doing?" What's going on?"

Xiao Feng was entranced and replied, "I'm doing an inspirational blog."

Dad rushed in and took a picture of his old hands on the small In the limelight, "I know it's delicious, but if you don't study hard, I ask you to peel chestnut shells!"

Dad looked at it and said, "Where are the chestnut shells?"

Xiao Feng felt aggrieved. Said, "What do you know, I am writing a blog, inspirational!"

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