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Collect interesting new year information
0 1. In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, so young to come out to release pigs!
02. Do you know, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!
03. At the moment I left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out behind me, making me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!
04. A cricket and a pig bet that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !
05. The wolf came to the pigsty, which was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig will block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.
06. Cry silly. Are the happy days over? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.
07. Not every flower can represent love, but roses can. Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.
08. The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?
09. There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Unfortunately, I want to sleep, so you will be fine. So many people watch you fly!
10. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!
1 1. A pig and a penguin were kept in a cold storage at MINUS 20 degrees. The penguin died the next day, and the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, pigs don't know either!
12. When Tang Priest took a break with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read short messages!"
Happy Year of the Pig Dear Sir, thank you very much for your support in the past year. I wish you a happy new year, good health and all the best.
The breeze blows gently, and white clouds float by. Friendship is eternal in my heart. I wish you a happy new year and all the best. Please take this most sincere blessing and let happiness accompany you forever.
Year of the pig blessing manager: hello! I wish you a happy Spring Festival, a happy family and all the best! New year, new year, new atmosphere, prancing to welcome the new year!
In the year of the pig, may spring come quietly, the sound of hooves break, the past troubles, and the glory look at the present. I wish eldest brother and sister-in-law peace and good luck all the year round!
Congratulations on the Year of the Pig: A better life has added more beautiful colors with the arrival of the New Year. May your tomorrow be as beautiful as a dream!
Congratulations on the Year of the Pig are flying all over the sky, ushering in the new year, bringing long-lost hearts together and happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart. -People who love you.
When I was a child, there were a large group of children carrying paper lanterns around. When they came back, their pockets were full of delicious food. I hope you have such good memories!
Best wishes for the Year of the Pig, New Year, lucky draw in life step by step, good luck in playing cards every day, good taste, better life, younger and more handsome, and bright gold walls at home.
Sending away the old year also sends away the haze of the year, welcoming the new year and welcoming new hope. may you have a happy new year!
Congratulations on the Year of the Pig, the spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love nourishes you; Friends are loyal to you; I am here to bless you; The lucky star will shine on you forever. Sincerely bless you: Happy New Year!
I hope I am the first person to send you a blessing this year. As a confidant, I can only say to you from the bottom of my heart: May all your wishes come true!
Thank you for your strong support and help in my work over the past year! May we unite and develop in the new year and do our work better!
The bell of the Year of the Pig resounds around the world at zero, and the New Year train leaves on time. It took away an unforgettable time and ushered in another once fiery time. Happy new year!
Just arrived at the end of the year, Fubao came from the East. When you come, you will reaffirm Kun Peng's ambition, cherish your time and diligence, and show your infinite elegance. I wish you a happy New Year!
Although the Year of the Pig is an old New Year greeting every year, I don't know how many times it has been said, but although it is an old word, it has new ideas and will have different feelings. Happy spring festival! All the best!
The year of the pig has passed, and many people and things have gradually forgotten, but you will always be in my heart, because you have made my world different. I wish you a different New Year.
The bell of the Spring Festival has been ringing, and my blessing has been sent. A thousand words bless a word: Happy and auspicious New Year!
Happy new year! may you have a happy new year! In the past year, we cooperated happily. Thank you for your concern and wish you a happy Spring Festival! Good luck! Get what you want.
I sincerely wish you peace, happiness and health in the new year. May all your dreams come true in the new year.
It's another spring, and blessings are floating all over the sky, floating to you and me. Congratulations on the New Year! Happy new year and all the best! Get what you want.
It's another beautiful beginning of the year and a happy time. I sincerely wish you again: Happy New Year!
I put my blessing in 365 buds. They open a flower every day and give you good wishes every day.
On the occasion of the Spring Festival, I wish you and your family happiness and well-being by going up a storey still higher, Maxima, Le Chi!
Snowflakes are flying all over the sky, ushering in a new year, bringing long-lost hearts together. I deeply wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart.
My dearest friend: May God bless you in the new year! Guanyin bodhisattva bless you! The god of wealth hugs you! Cupid shoots you! The god of food kisses you!
New year, new things, new beginning, new starting point and new harvest. I wish my friends all the best, peace and happiness all the year round and a happy Spring Festival.
Happy new year! The new year is coming, and everything is beautiful here! Happy New Year to you and your family! Good health! You did a good job. Good luck!
Good luck in the new year! The official career is promoted step by step, and everything wins! Sparrows are handy and rich! Good health, delicious food, safe sleep and happy family. Congratulations on getting rich!
Tianzeng life, spring is full of kung fu. Three sheep open Thailand to send good luck, and Five Blessingg's financial resources are rolling in. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and health! !
I wish you the Year of the Monkey: famous, prosperous, red, purple, cannon, popular, Malaysia first!
I wish: the new year is auspicious, with bright future, good luck, happy family and prosperity like the East China Sea, and life is happier than Nanshan.
Spring breeze fills you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the god of wealth ties you, your friends are loyal to you, I wish you good luck, and the star of luck will always shine on you.
Not surprisingly, it's another year, a new year is coming, sincere wishes, bank deposits will only increase, a bright future, work hard today, aim in life, and always pay for money!
I wish you a new beginning, a new harvest, a happy new year and all the best in the new year!
I wish you get rich in the new year and set foot on Marlboro, go to Hongta Mountain in your career, love Sai Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China.
I wish you plenty of money, happiness and separation in the new year. Touching the east and kissing the west, moaning, holding the beauty on the left and smiling at the beauty on the right, admiring Wei Xiaobao and Ximen Qing.
Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not forget because they don't meet often. In my memory, you are my forever friend. I wish you success in your career as you welcome the new year.
Happy new year! Everything is fine! Happy family! Rich! Good luck! Flowers bloom with wealth! Happy from now on! Flo Xi Shou! Congratulations on getting rich!
I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you!
When the Spring Festival comes, I want to say hello to you. I am twice as healthy and in a particularly good mood; Good luck every day, delicious; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.
Wine: Just like water in a glass. Drinking it is haunted. Stumbling in walking, quarreling at home, climbing into bed and impotence. You will regret it the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival?
Happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! The god of wealth follows you! Luck is with you!
I wish my brother: Longma's spiritual career is prosperous, and he is not worried about eating and drinking. My little secret is fighting for you. The longer the daughter-in-law, the more beautiful she is, the stronger her old body, and the new year will have a new look!
I wish all your hopes, all your dreams, all your waiting and all your efforts can be realized in the new year.
In this sunny festival, I wish you a happy mood, a warm family reunion, sweet love like the sun, and no sadness in the Pacific Ocean.
Wife is home, lover is flower; Pay the family and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home and see flowers when you are sick; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers.
A lover is a flower in his hand, and he doesn't want to sprinkle it. Friends are chopped green onion. Where you need to catch a little secret is the spark. Occasionally there will be a little friction. A lover will think of him when he is hungry. Happy chopped green onion.
New Year wishes all friends in the world: a comfortable job, a generous salary, a warm bed, intimate friends, a caring heart, everything goes well, always happy, everything goes well!
Weather forecast: This year you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky summer, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please note that they will haunt you all year round.
May good luck step on you forever like a mine, bad luck never fall on you like a meteor shower, wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage, and happiness will accompany you all your life and stare at you like a fly. Happy New Year!
(Serious statement: This blessing cannot be discounted without permission. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have blessing. )
Destiny meets, no chance to meet, the ends of the earth, I hope to remember each other; Knowing each other is lucky, but being together is not lucky. The sky is vast and the moon is bright, and it lasts forever. I will always bless you silently and wish you happiness. Happy new year.
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