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Non-mainstream local flavor copy

Non-mainstream local texts (selected 40 sentences) 1. I've always wanted to say that wherever I go, I want to come to your side most. I still like you very much. Like an isolated city, thousands of troops will rush to you. 3. Not just ambition. I have planned my life. Since I met you, I never gave up until I saw the loess. The happiest thing in the world is that you are joking and I am laughing, which warms my life, ordinary but not mediocre. When you meet your beloved prince, you must express that it doesn't matter if you don't have glass shoes. Maybe he likes flip-flops. 6. If you are lucky enough to be together in the future, you must have a clear division of housework. You tidy up the house, and I'll tidy up you. 7.? Do you like candy? ? Don't like it? Then why are you so cute? ? If the whole world is hostile to you, I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life. 9. In my eyes, there are no stars and seas, no drunkenness, no feasting, only you. 10. I want to exhaust my amorous feelings, so that you can't have peace every day without me. 1 1. If you don't like me, I will hold your trouser legs and cry, and wipe your nose with your clothes. I don't want decency, just you. 12. If you were uglier, I might go shopping with you, watch movies, eat western food for a walk, talk about life and ideals in front of stars, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you. 13. There are many stars in the sky and many boys in the world, but there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world. 14. What I want is simple: sugar in my pocket, ink in my stomach, work in my hand, money in my card, and you in the future. 15. I copied the love letter, but I really like you. I stole roses, but I really love you. 16. I'm an amateur. Look at the mountains, look at the sea. Looking at you, I can't open my eyes. 17. You can see mountains, you can see the sea, you can see everything in this world, so I am different. I am nearsighted and can only see you. 18. I have never envied the people you are with. Love, or being loved, is not as good as loving each other. I hope you can use my name to refuse everyone in the future. 19. I only hope that the world can be small, so small that I can see you when I turn around. 20. The years are quiet, and I really want to grow old with you, neither too fast nor too slow. 2 1. You said that people love while walking, and you are afraid of loneliness. I said that those people are not you, so what should I do? 22. I have walked through everything in the world and never panicked. Only when you come back from the mountains and rivers, my heart will be confused and the deer will bump into each other. I really want to have a long future with you. I really want to get everyone's blessing with you. I really want to accompany you through your life, be warm to each other and live up to each other. 24. If there is a magpie bridge. I will accompany you to the end of the bridge, and then I will tear it down and never let you go again. Would you like to? 25. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa. 26. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will. 27. How much I like you, maybe not very deep, probably just want to spend this long and short life with you. 28. There are thousands of ways for two people to love each other, but there is only one best way, that is, to be kind to you, and only to you. 29. At first glance, I caught a glimpse, but Conan dreamed that it was you. Waiting is a mountain and heavy water, and there is no way to return to doubt. Meeting is bright, waking up is you. The reunion was unexpected. I hope you are all right. 30. My wish is in your mouth, and I feel your breath. My wish is in your eyes, beating with your eyes; My wish is in your hands and my heart is as sweet as honey; My wish is in your heart, and my soul mate will never change. 3 1. Before you, I didn't want to get married. After meeting you, I don't want to marry anyone else. 32. It's not that you are in the best time, but that you are here and I am in the best time. 33. With the person you like, laughter will be lower, tears will be lower, and even IQ will be lower. I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd at a glance has become the best thing for me. Where I miss you, I can see you. 35. I want to be a person you will feel wonderful in retrospect, no matter how many years have passed and how many people you have met. 36. Some people can't tell what is good, but no one can replace them. Some people can't say what's wrong, but they just can't do it. 37. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will also hurt. Meeting you is fate, being a friend is my choice, and falling in love with you is an accident beyond my control. 39. If someone asks me why I love you, I think I can only answer: because it is you, because it is me. 40. I will cherish every minute with you, because the rest of my life is long, and I just want to cherish every moment.