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1. Although I am a little fat now, I thought it was only when I was the thinnest.

Six pounds!

2. Some people say I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

4. I want to make a movie "Those years, we girls who have not been chased" in the future. I don't believe it.

I hate the nonsense that tells me "Why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

Obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, and even drinking water will hurt.

7. My husband turns off the lights at night. I want to be a soft girl, so I got into my husband's arms and said, honey, I'm afraid of the dark. He pushed me away: come on, don't pretend. Last time you went to the haunted house, you shook hands with those ghosts all the way, just like taking a leader to the countryside!

8. Neighbors quarreled.

The three-year-old baby cried and shouted, "Dad, don't hit mom. Dad, don't hit mom. You can't beat her. Whoops! "

9. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend, "If I am crazy, will you still love me?" The boyfriend said firmly, "Love!" My girlfriend pondered for a while and said sadly, "You really love my appearance!" " "

10. High school students should not lament the words "as soon as they graduate, this class is expected to get together". I tell you: in college, classes don't get together.

XI。 I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can the sunshine be more uniform.

12. God closed the window of mathematics for me, took the door of English by the way, blocked the sewer of Zongzhi, and even blocked the dog hole of Chinese for me.

13. Psychologists have said that the more you show off, the more you lack. But how do I feel that they show off their wealth is money, show their love is people, and do tourism in scenic spots!

14. I just left the community gate this morning. one

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The six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

15. What is a real house? I saw a buddy standing at the entrance of the building in shorts and vest this morning. Looking at the snowflakes on the ground, I said, "I'll go, it's winter!" " "

Sixteen years old. An elder once said to me, "Boys don't need to be handsome or rich, as long as they have a gentle and considerate heart, girls will like it." Now, please come out, I promise I won't kill you.

Seventeen. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall and exquisite when they are short! Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd. There is no justice!

18. When you are not full, there is only one worry about eating; Every time after eating, there will be more troubles!