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A complete collection of provocative love stories and questions and answers.

"I have a very serious question." "What's the problem?" "When are you getting married?" "Well, I don't know." "Well, I'll marry you when you think about it." The following provides you with a complete set of questions and answers. I hope you like it!

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1, "Can you watch your step in the future?" "Ah?" "You hit my heart."

2. "Let me carry you." "Why?" "You must be exhausted after running in my dream last night."

Let me tell you a story. Well, once upon a time there were two people, I loved you and I didn't love you. I don't love who's left after you die. I love you. I love you too.

4. "Can you cheat me once on April Fool's Day?" "Of course." "Do you like me?"

5. How many fingers are there in your left hand? 5. How many eyes do you have? 2. How many mouths do you have? 1. I love you too.

6. "I think if I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose." "Why?" "Because I love someone, I can't hide."

7. "I envy every drop of rain that falls on you." "And the umbrella you took."

8. "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? " "I don't know" "because I have a naughty child like you."

9. "Your lips are cracked." "Well, I didn't bring my lip balm today." "I have it in my mouth, whatever!"

10, female: Little brother, little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Man: What? Woman: You hold out your hand. (After the boy reaches out, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it?

1 1, "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"

12, "You look like a relative of mine" and "Like who?" My mother's son-in-law.

13, "Do you know what will make you happy?" "Is there?" "Do you know what you will have?" "You have me"

14, "I think our friendship can only stop today", "Why" and "We can only talk about love next"

15, "Are you ridiculous?" "Huh?" "ridiculously beautiful"

16, "You must be nearsighted?" "Why do you say that?" "If you are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you?"

17, "Shall I play hide-and-seek with you?" "good" "no, I'm sure you'll find out" "huh?" "Because I like someone, I can't hide it."

18, "Excuse me, classmate, how to do this problem?" "Sorry, I can't." "Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something. "

19, "Xerox found cucumber, liquor found matcha." "I found you."

20. "I'm 9, and you?" "..." "Wrong, you are 3" "Why?" "Because besides you, I am still you."

2 1, "I fell in love with someone and decided to confess", "Oh, come on", "I have been standing in front of her house for a long time, and I have been afraid to knock", "Don't be afraid, I support you" and "Can you open the door?"

22. "May I ask you the way?" "Go there?" "Go to your heart!"

23. "I think you should knock on all doors?" "Why do you say that?" "Because you knock well."

24. "Hello, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

25. "I can't say any more." "What can't be discussed?" "I can't love anymore." "Then what?" "Get married."

26. "Let's play a game!" "good!" "One, two, three, wooden head, don't move!" "You moved!" "Because I have a crush on you."

27. "Why are you messing with my things?" "What have I done to you?" "My heart."

28. "You are so strange today." "What's strange?" "I'm weird today." "What's so strange?" "I like you."

29. "I had a dream last night, and now it has come true." "What dream?" "Chat with the person you like"

30. "Will you like me?" "No" "Then I'll teach you!"

Love story routine sentences

1, "I'll show you a magic trick ... okay, I'm done." "What?" "I like you better."

2. "If you feel unhappy," "You can bully me as much as you like." "I like you very much anyway."

3. "My ultimate goal is to cheat you" and "then support you until you are old"

4. "Which meat do you like best, beef, pork or mutton?" "..." "I see, it must be my pride."

5. "Do you know what the Korean word Sa Na Hey Yo means?" "I love you." "Me too."

I can't be a good person or a bad person, so I just want to be your sweetheart.

7. "I envy the moonlight overhead" and "Because it can see you sleeping"

8. "You look like a person." "Who do you like?" "Like my future girlfriend."

9. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "like the earth" "why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

10, "I've been looking for a store recently" and "What store?" "Your phone"

1 1, "Can you play the piano?" "No" "Then how did you pluck my heartstrings?"

12, Guess what constellation I am, Gemini, Wrong, I made it for you.

13, "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I like staring at you."

14, "Do you run fast?" "Soon!" "Then can I catch you?"

15, "I want to change my avatar." "What kind of change?" "You are like this."

16, "Can you help me imitate the woodpecker?" "How to imitate? I won't. " "Just imagine my face as a tree!"

17, "Can you help me wash something?" "Wash what?" "Happy (washing) me."

18, "How to go that way", "What way" and "The way to your heart"

19, "You have something on your face" "No, where? What is it? " "With my eyes"

20. "If I like you, you have to like me." "This is called reciprocity."

2 1, "What's the next sentence?" "I don't know" and "I want to live in your house"

22. "Let's play a game", "All right", "Whoever moves first in three seconds will lose", "All right" and "I lost, my heart moved"

23. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "Cats" and "Meow ~"

24. "a lifetime is so long" and "waiting for you for a few years is nothing."

25. "Do you know which of the 26 English letters I like best?" I don't know. "I like you"

26. "When you cry, the whole world seems to be raining." "When you smile, the whole world seems to be full of sunshine."

27. "Why did you hurt me?" "What did you do?" "I like you so much."

28. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" "Antarctic?" "No, there is no you."

29. "You like me too much." "What's wrong with me?" "Look at me sneaking into my dream ~"

30. "Do you feel heavy behind my back?" "The whole world is behind you. Do you feel heavy? "

Static love story routine

1, "Hoo ~ Hoo ~ Do you know what I'm doing?" "Blow?" "No, I care about you"

2. "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "like the earth" "why?" "Because you are attractive to me."

3. "Shall we exchange presents about Christmas Eve?" "Yes" and "Yes, from now on I am yours and you are mine."

4. "Let's play a game!" "good!" "One, two, three, wooden head, don't move!" "You moved!" "Because I have a crush on you."

5. "Can you help me wash something?" "Wash what?" "Happy (washing) me."

6. "I am full as soon as I see you." "Why!" "Because it's delicious!"

7. "I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week." "Well, how to reduce it?" "Put your heart on me."

8. "You are the joy of youth" and "Reading backwards is the same"

9. "Are you ridiculous?" "Huh?" "ridiculously beautiful"

10, "I'm looking for a letter" and "What letter?" "Your WeChat"

1 1, "Yes, I just like you. I like you hopelessly. " "Why, refuses to accept? If you don't accept it, you like me. "

12, "I really envy you." "envy what?" "I have such lovely and interesting people."

13, "Er, will you like me?" "No" "Never mind, I can teach you."

14, "Let me ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you?" "Husband" and "Well, my wife is really smart"

15, "Little German shepherd, little milk dog, guess which one I am?" "The first one?" "I like people like you."

16, "Do you know where the ends of the earth are?" "Where is it?" "I don't know." "But I am willing to take you with me."

17, "I'm afraid of you", "Why" and "Because I'm afraid of my wife"

18, "Your lips are cracked." "Well, I didn't bring lip balm today." "I did. I don't care about you!"

19, "Guess what I want to eat", "I don't know" and "Staring at you"

20. "Why do you want to hurt me!" "What have I done to you?" "I like you so much!"

2 1, "I have a very serious question." "What's the problem?" "When are you getting married?" "Well, I don't know." "Well, I'll marry you when you think about it."

22. "If you feel unhappy," "You can bully me as much as you like." "I like you very much anyway."

23. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

"I must have eaten too much salt." "Why?" "Because I always miss you!"

25. "Which meat do you like best, beef, pork or mutton?" "..." "I see, it must be my pride."

26. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "Cats" and "Meow ~"

27. "Please watch your mouth", "Why" and "Because I will kiss it at any time"

28. "You know, I dare not move now." "Why?" "Because I am afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you."

29. "Can you play the guitar?" "No." "Then how did you resonate with me?"

30.how many eyes do you have? 2. How many mouths do you have? 1. I love you too.

3 1, "It's boring, let's play a game" "OK, what shall we play?" "How about I give you a compliment?" "Yes, you can say it first." "You are so beautiful." "You have a good eye."

32. "Guess where my heart is?" "Left" and "Wrong, on your side"

33. "Why can compasses draw circles?" "Because. His heart has not changed. "

34. "I had a nightmare last night", "What nightmare" and "A dream without you is a nightmare"

35. "Let's play a game", "All right", "Whoever moves first in three seconds will lose", "All right" and "I lost, my heart moved"

36. "Do you have a map?" "What's the matter?" "I'm lost in your eyes?"

37. "Do you still love me when I am fat?" "Do you know what' important' means?" "What do you mean?" "The important thing is: No matter how heavy you are, I want it."

38. "Do you like drinking water or drinking water?" "Drink water" "I'm not like you, I like to take care of you"

39. "I haven't eaten sugar since I met you", "Why" and "You are too sweet"

40. "I think if I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose." "Why?" "Because I love someone, I can't hide."

Men and women question and answer love talk routines

1, m: "What wood is the door made of?" Woman: "Wooden door." Man: "What is an iron gate?" Woman: "Iron gate." Man: "What about the door made of happiness?" Woman: "the door to happiness." Man: "No, it's us."

2. Male: "I didn't do well in the exam today" Female: "Why" Male: "Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you"

3. Man: "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Woman: "The monkey has a tail, but I don't?" Man: "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

4. Woman: Little brother, little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Man: What? Woman: You hold out your hand. (After the boy reaches out, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it? ?

5. Male: "I have some bad news for you" Female: "What bad news" Male: "My thoughts about you are not simple"

6.m: "I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? " Female: "I don't know" Male: "You have a north nose"

7. What can you wash? Woman: Where are the clothes? I can wash any clothes. Then will you like me?

8. Man: "Can you guess where my heart is?" Woman: "On the left." Man: "Idiot, over there!" " "

9. Man: "Has anyone told you anything?" Woman: "There was one." Man: "Then I am the second one."

10, m: Do you smell burning? Woman: No. What is the smell of burning? It is my love for you that is burning. Woman: Why don't you go to heaven? Man: Because there is you on the earth, fool.

1 1, male: "What's your birthday?" Woman: "Why tell you?" Man: "I forgot my password."

12, m: "Do you know what my weakness is?" Woman: "You have so many shortcomings, how should I know?" Man: "No, there is one thing you must know-that is, you are missing."

13, m: There have been rumors recently that I like you. Woman: Ah! M: I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

14, m: "Will you like me?" Female: "No" Male: "Then I'll teach you."

15, female: "What is loneliness?" Man: "It's breezy, sunny, and there's no smile." Woman: "Can you be more specific?" Male: "Hold left and right, don't love." Woman: "Can you be more specific?" Man: "You don't want it."

16, M: I just want to be a person after meeting you. Woman: Who? Your people.

17, m: "I am a vegetarian from today." Woman: "Why?" Man: "Because, you are my type."

18, m: "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." Woman: "What is it?" Man: "I just love you."

19, male: "This selfie is really ugly" female: "Yes." Man: "it's not as good as one tenth of your own."

20. Man: "What blood type are you?" Female: "O type". Man: "You are my ideal type".

2 1, female: You look like a relative of mine. M: Huh? Who is it? Woman: My mother's son-in-law.

22.m: What I fear most is you. Woman: Why are you afraid of me? I won't do anything to you. Afraid of losing you.

23. You are a little strange today. W: What's so strange? M: It's beautiful.

24. Man: "May I kiss you?" Woman: No Man: What did I just tell you? Man: May I kiss you? Woman: Yes, yes.

25.M: I have a super power. Woman: Huh? M: I like you very much.

26. Man: "Look in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." Female: "Why" Male: "For so many days, I want to give you something nice every time I see it."

27. Man: "I'm so hungry." Woman: "Eat on foot." Man: "I don't want to eat, I want to eat you."

28. M: "I want to travel." Woman: "Where do you want to go?" Man: "A day trip under the bed."

29. Man: "Can you help me wash something?" Woman: "Sure, what to wash?" Man: "Like me"

30. Man: "Can you cheat me once on April Fool's Day?" Woman: "Good!" Man: "Do you like me?"

3 1, male: "Remember your identity" Female: "What am I?" Male: "You are my man!"

32. Male: "My dream came true last night" Female: "Can my dream come true?" Man: "Chat with the person you like".

33. Male: "I'm a little afraid of you" Female: "Am I fierce?" Man: "No, because I'm afraid of my wife."

34. M: "Shall we exchange gifts together?" Woman: "Good." Man: "Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours."

35. M: "I want to be a person." Woman: "Who?" Man: "Your people."

36. Man: "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? " Female: "No" Male: "Because I have you, a naughty boy."

37. Male: "I'm missing a necessity" Female: "What's missing?" Man: "you"

38. Man: "Can I borrow your cup?" Woman: "Why?" Man: "Because I want to lend you my life."

39. Man: "Let's play a game!" Woman: "Good!" Man: "One, two, three, wooden head, don't move!" " Woman: "You moved!" Man: "Because I have a crush on you."

40. Man: "I found someone secretly loves you." Woman: "Who is it?" Man: "me."

4 1, m: "I have a very serious question." Woman: "What's the problem?" Man: "When are you getting married?" Woman: "Well, I don't know." Man: "Well, I'll marry you when you think about it."

M: I think we should go swimming. Woman: Why ... I won't go in the cold. Man: Idiot, otherwise how could we fall in love?

43.m: My chest is so stuffy recently. Woman: What's the matter? Woman: Are you sick? Because you are in my heart.

M: I have put up with you for a long time. W: So, what do you want? Man: Endure you all your life.

45. Woman: "What's on your mind day by day!" Man: "I miss you"

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