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Sentences that satirize the ugliness of human nature to express your mood

Sentences that satirize the ugliness of human nature and express your feelings Part 1

1. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

2. Being attracted to beautiful women when they see them, and using sweet words to deceive people’s hearts. (Quotes Collection Network)

3. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

4. Your appearance is very refreshing! !

5. You don’t listen when I say it, you don’t do it when you hear it, you do it when you do it wrong, you don’t accept it when it’s wrong, and you still say it after you accept it, then why should I talk about it? !

6. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some unscrupulous people, eat some dirty food, spend some unknown money, say some indifferent words, and start a seminar. A nondescript meeting.

7. No matter what kind of sharp words I use, I can't express the indignation I feel towards you at this moment.

8. Even if I am small, when I work hard to live for myself, I am still great, but I don’t know the size of greatness. -

9. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

10. You are a kindergarten-level high school student with a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome.

11. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics program has been properly implemented. Why didn’t your mother find out that you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?

12. There are countless possibilities for you to have a difficult life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to have a difficult life today!

13. The hair is gone and the dandruff is even better!

14. You are very patriotic, dedicated and courageous. You will never speak ill of others behind their backs or frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have noble moral character. You never beat others up, you are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive me for what I just said against my will.

15. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys. Sentences that satirize the ugliness of human nature and talk about your mood Part 2

16. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, which is just like the feeling I have when I have a nightmare.

17. Hey, this dog can talk, what a miracle!

18. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

19. I don’t know why you smile all day long, it’s like your rag shoes have worn threads.

20. The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

21. The cold brow is shameful to the adulterer, and the loose soil is willing to be a cow under the skirt.

22. Looking at your teeth, do you and dogs have the same ancestor?

23. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

25. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and youth.

26. If I hadn’t met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending.

27. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

28. On a whim, I made a computer desktop with your photos, but I got a computer virus!

29. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, your love is longer than Guan Yunchang, your character is crazier than Nicholas Tse, and your promises are empty than Sun Wukong.

30. You are the wind and you are the sand, lingering around the end of the world! I bet your IQ has been blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand! A collection of classic sentences that satirize people's ugliness and hypocrisy

A collection of classic sentences that satirize people's ugliness and hypocrisy (Part 1)

1. Good times are difficult to separate from honey, and time-sharing poisons are difficult to remove. After things change and people change, who belongs to whom, only eight words: "People's hearts are cold and cold, and they know whether they are warm or cold."

2. The result of friendship is nothing more than two words and five words. Let’s break up!

3. Your indifference and ruthlessness made me see the reality clearly and see through the human heart.

4. There are two things in the world that cannot be looked at directly, one is the sun, and the other is the human heart.

5. Her hair is as messy as kelp, with a pot lid on her head, and she insists that she is dressed in a modern style.

6. The most despicable thing is emotion, and the coldest thing is human heart. Thank you for your smile, which makes me unable to see your heart clearly.

7. You bastard, I think you haven’t evolved well yet.

8. Dry your sad tears and replace the sadness in your heart with a smile.

9. People, as long as they feel uncomfortable, they can cry loudly even if they can’t find their headband.

10. In fact, I am not afraid of hardship, I am just afraid that I am willing to work hard without complaint. But it just became a joke. I dare not move forward without hesitation. I admit I'm timid. I dare not boldly speculate on people's hearts. After all, people’s hearts are unpredictable, and even you may not understand yourself.

11. How should a life connected by lies interpret expectations? The human heart is sinister and the nature is cold. It is only a disaster for my relatives and friends to leave me.

12. I am nice to you in front of you, but tell others how disgusting you are behind your back. This is the human heart.

13. Not being sincere enough is dangerous, but being too sincere is absolutely fatal. —— Oscar Wilde

14. When you become famous, how many people want to curry favor with you; when you achieve nothing, how many people want to stay away from you.

15. God did not give the pigs wisdom, but to give them happiness. Classic sentences that satirize the ugliness of people and hypocrisy (Part 2)

16. Hypocritical friends are easy to find and easy to leave; true friends are the hardest to find and the hardest to leave.

17. Time will make you become more and more like what you hated at first, just like you are now infected with the disease of hypocrisy, indifference and reality.

18. You think you are a big-pants kid and you are just pretending to be cool.

19. Don’t go around cursing people with such a disgusting face every day.

20. Thank you for your betrayal, which taught me that people are unpredictable.

21. A person chasing two rabbits at the same time will not catch either one. Don't try to know everything, otherwise you will have nothing; don't try to know everything, otherwise you will know nothing; don't try to be omnipotent, otherwise you will know nothing.

22. You cook tonight, I think you are quite good at adding fuel and vinegar!

23. The mask has been worn for a long time. That's the face.

24. Kind people always feel that rejecting others seems like they have done something wrong. For some people, if you help her with seven points, she feels that you owe her three points.

25. Reason with normal people. Abnormal people don’t need reason. Be kind when you should be kind, and never give in when you should be scolded. Being polite at all times and everywhere is not a good person.

26. Not seeking extravagantly is a contented life, not speculating is a true character, not being scheming is an honest person, and not being selfish is a purified body and mind.

27. You will understand that being kind is harder than being smart. Intelligence is a gift, kindness is a choice.

28. Whoever is not hypocritical, who is not fickle, and whoever is not someone else’s. Why should some people and some things be so important?

29. Don’t let too much yesterday occupy your today!

30. In competition, it will be related to personal ability, and some hypocrisy is a means used to achieve certain goals. Sometimes you have to be hypocritical in certain situations. You should understand this principle of the jungle! sarcastic sentences, sarcastic words

1. You look amazing and creative!

2. You look like you are flying sand and stones, and you are uncanny in your craftsmanship.

3. It’s not your fault that you’re ugly, but it’s your fault if you come out to scare people.

4. How can the beauty of the world be set off without your presence.

5. You look so post-modern.

6. There is an orangutan in the zoo that is extremely ugly. I vomited when I took one look at it, and vomited when you took a look at it.

7. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

8. You look very patriotic, very dedicated, and very strong-minded.

9. You look so creative and live so courageously!

10. MMD, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value.

11. You can’t do anything, and you can’t eat anything.

12. International faces are universal.

13. Can your appearance be restored after surgery?

14. You look like the scene of a car accident.

15. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not correct.

16. Your appearance is very refreshing!

17. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

18. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

19. You need to reinvent the wheel.

20. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

21. Damn, you look so damn easy to recognize.

22. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

23. You are Sun Wukong’s junior brother and Sha Wujing’s senior brother.

24. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

25. Your growth slows down the Internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

26. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

27. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

28. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

29. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot if you run around on the street like this.

30. Your appearance exceeds human imagination...

31. You look very brutal!

32. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human.

33. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

34. He looks very innocent and looks sorry for the people and the party.

35. You look illegal!

36. You chased me naked for two kilometers and I looked back and thought I was a gangster!

37. Being white and rosy is different; being passionate is like a peacock.

38. People say that I married you with flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.

39. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face? ——Sentences that satirize people. Classic sentences that satirize people_Sentences that satirize people

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If a person has no shame, everything can be done

If a person is shameless, it is better to die early

If a person is shameless, it is difficult to cure him

If a person is shameless, it cannot be cured; if a dog is shameless, he will be beaten to death with a stick

People have no conscience to eat enough

People’s hearts are dissatisfied

People’s hearts are dissatisfied, and their throats are deep

People who are dissatisfied have to wait for long to see Shu

< p> The heart of a man is like a snake swallowing an elephant, the heart of a man is too high to be rich, and he is too foolish to be self-sufficient

The heart of a man's heart is like the belly of an ox

The heart of a man is as high as the sky, and when he becomes an emperor, he wants to be a god

If a person wants to be pretty, he will squeal with the cold

A person’s mouth has two layers of skin, but it is all rational anyway

A person’s mouth is three points of fairy (referring to some people’s talk that is extravagant and cannot be ignored) Letter)

Throw away the watermelon and pick up the sesame seeds

As lazy as a stupid cow, as cunning as a fox (Mongolian proverb)

A soft bully , the hard ones are afraid

The soft ones bully, the hard ones are afraid, kneel down when you see a tiger

Pee and take a photo yourself

The third generation does not study, close the door A house of pigs

Three loads of cow dung, six dustpans (箢箕: dustpan)

Three parts do not look like humans, seven parts look like ghosts

Three sticks can't bleed

Three awls can't bleed

Broom star (a metaphor for a prodigal)

A monk is not a monk, a vulgar is not a vulgar, a man is not Male, female, not female

Kill a chicken and ask a hundred times

Kill a cow and cook a soup pot (a metaphor for not doing your job properly)

Kill without blood/Kill without knife

Sifting through gongs (referring to telling sarcastic words)

Mules in Shandong imitate horses' braying

Wild boar imitates eating bad food, monkeys imitate gunfire

Fanning the wind, Light a will-o'-the-wisp

Fan the fire of yin and yang

The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked

Less seen, more strange

Snakes don't talk about themselves Curved means that the road is not straight

Only after the snake has passed can you hit the stick

Only after the snake has passed can you take the stick, and only after the thief has passed can you bolt the door

There is something left behind. Withdraw your hands, there is no way to turn around (referring to human greed)

Riding on two horses, riding on two boats

The momentum is big, the raindrops are small

A lion has a big mouth (describing a person who is very greedy)

Ten fingers are not open (a metaphor for not being able to do things)

< p> I want to squeeze oil from a stone, I want to make money from a clear river (a metaphor for trying every possible means to squeeze wealth)

People in the world want money rather than life

Hindsight

It’s a mule It's a horse. It's a horse. It's a horse. It's a horse. It's a horse. It's a horse. It's a horse. It's a horse. It usually appears in a conversation. The speaker has already assumed that the other party is not capable.

The hand is stretched too long.

Guard the camel and don’t brag

A skinny camel still has a thousand pounds of meat

A nerd loses all his capital when he goes into business

No ivory comes out of a rat’s mouth

The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds

A two-headed snake, biting water on both sides and making the ground wet (a metaphor for profiting from something or perfunctory doing something)

What you say is better than what you sing

Talking about wind is like rain

Talking in half-hearted ways, doing half-hearted things

Don’t be afraid of laughing your teeth out when you talk

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Place a willow tree in front of Simen Bodhisattva (Simen Bodhisattva: Kitchen God)

Burn incense in front of Simen Bodhisattva

Even if you are about to die, you still don’t know the smell of shit

< p> Dead to the tip of the eyebrow, but not aware of death

A dead cat scares a living mouse

A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water

Four or six no

Understand, bullshit

The four limbs are not diligent and the five grains are not separated

The limbs are well developed and the mind is simple

Instigating the widow to sell rice fields

Instigating A fool fights a tiger

Instigating a fool to twist a thread of fire/Instigating a blind man to twist a thread of fire (square)

Stepping on the felt strips (referring to the bride slowly stepping on the red carpet on the ground after getting off the sedan chair) Walking on the carpet to the altar (a metaphor for walking very slowly)

The police in the Pacific are lenient

Buying an old cow for cheap

Getting a sheep I lost my head and lost my cow's head

I can't chew off more than I can chew

Corrupt officials don't care about the poverty of the people, but the King of Hell doesn't care if a ghost is thin

If he greeds for a bucket of rice, he loses half a year's food/ If you are greedy for a grain of grain, you will lose half a year's food.

Greedy and insatiable

If you block a chariot with your mantis' arms, you will not know how to measure yourself

If you block a chariot with your mantis' arms, there will be no relief. : beneficial to things)

Lift a thousand pounds, put down four ounces

Lift four ounces, put down a thousand pounds

Worry for the ancients

Crows all over the world Generally black/The world is as black as the old bird (bird: crow)

The world is as black as the crow, which cat does not eat fish?

Iron rooster (metaphor for stingy)

Iron rooster , nothing is pulled out

Iron threshold, paper crotch (a metaphor for the old days when big families appeared to have strict family rules, but in reality men and women did immoral things)

Can’t hear oil and salt/Can’t enter oil and salt< /p>

Hearing the wind means rain

I heard that chickens are easy to sell for money, so I sharpened them all night (the way of profiteers)

Turn on the tung oil lamp to light it up (Satire on people who are inactive)

The copper kettle does not leak or drip

Stealing the chicken but not catching it will eat up a handful of rice/Stealing the chicken but not catching it will eat up a handful of rice

Sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet, really bad

Hair and beard are scratched

Long hair but short knowledge

Simple mind, well-developed limbs

< p> A bald man looks for flowers to wear, and ugly people often make mischief

A rabbit’s tail cannot grow

A rabbit’s ears listen from north to south (a metaphor for a person who does not know right from wrong)

Pushing someone to death for crossing the line (a metaphor for refusing to take responsibility)

After pushing the mill, kill the donkey to eat

Being lazy and self-satisfied, the family fortune is difficult to achieve

Suicide by swallowing gold , lose money and money

Take off your pants and poop for others to see

Poach (a metaphor for using means to cause the collapse of a person or group or to prevent things from going smoothly)

< p> Digging flesh to mend sores

Frogs say they are thick, snakes say they are long

Wearing a hat crookedly, pretending to be a good guy

Wearing a hat crookedly and arranging flowers at an angle (sarcasm) Ugly appearance after drunkenness)

Wai Wai Guo Zai, Phi Pi Pi Zai Zai (referring to people casually attached to others)

Crooked mouth monk chanting sutras (a metaphor for deliberately distorting the original intention)

A crooked man blows a trumpet

Outside he is a sheep, but at home he is as fierce as a wolf

Wearing sheep's clothing but hiding a wolf's heart

Chasing rabbits outside, but inside the house Lost deer (meaning to care about one thing and lose another)

Grandma Wang’s foot-binding cloth is long and smelly

Grandma Wang sells melons and boasts about herself

Forgot how many bowls of rice she has eaten

Killing cattle for meat

Raising their tails to the sky

Before you learn to crawl, you must first learn to walk

Wen cannot make peace; Wu cannot determine a country

Wen cannot test characters, and Wu cannot beat rice (test characters: split or combine the radicals of Chinese characters to predict bad luck,

also called split characters. Beating rice: farming.

Refers to the incompetence of an official)

If you are not civilized, you will not be strong.

Mosquitoes cannot see blood, and cats cannot smell fishy food (a metaphor for greedy people who cannot withstand temptation)

Rebellion in the nest

The lying rabbit does not catch the running rabbit

The turtle eats barley and wastes food

The turtle and the bastard are all the same

The tortoise laughs and the turtle crawls

If you don’t have money, your talk smells bad, but if you have money, your fart smells (sarcasm of some people who flatter the rich)

People who have no ambitions often make up their minds

Laugh at fifty steps and laugh at a hundred steps

Wash your feet with water in the footbath, one after another (a metaphor for a man marrying a woman, one after another)

Happy to be covered with chicken A cage, beautiful on the outside but dirty on the inside

A blind cat meets a dead mouse/A blind cat meets a dead mouse

A blind man boxing, the same old routine

A blind man lights a lamp in vain

A blind man’s eyes will open when he sees money

He writes a thousand words and digresses thousands of miles

If you don’t burn incense when you are free, you will rush to hold the Buddha’s feet in a hurry

Eating radish is salty and light. Worry

County magistrates, listen to money (describe officials who are corrupt and bend the law)

Want to eat mutton for fear of being embarrassed

It is difficult for a lady to leave the embroidery room

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A small cage cannot hold a big bird

A small temple cannot hold a big Bodhisattva

A small man cannot be successful if he succeeds

A small puddle cannot support him Living in a big dragon

A small witch sees a big witch

The heart falls into the stomach

The scholar's rebellion failed for three years (referring to the intellectuals who were dissatisfied with the status quo and resisted, but Also weak and timid, wavering and unable to achieve great things)

Embroidered pillow (a metaphor for a person who only has an appearance but no real talent)

Embroidered pillow is a bag of straw

Looking for things to do (referring to people who are diligent or nosy)

Pressing the bed (referring to a woman who is incompetent or eating too much at night)

The duck is dead, but its mouth is still the same Hard/The duck is cooked, but the mouth is still hard

A pipe blowing fire, knowing nothing

A giant of speech, a dwarf of action

The king of hell treats a guest, a guest Those who pick up guests are all ghosts

There is no one in the eyes / there is no one in the eyeballs (sarcastic about people's arrogance)

The eyes are on the forehead / the eyes are on the top of the head (referring to Some people only see rich and powerful people and look down on ordinary people)

Eyes like mice, hearts like tigers

Raising a cat does not take away mice, but only eats chickens (take: catch)

The official control on Yaoling is wide (Yoling: name of village)

The pots on Yaoling are clustered together, and they appear every year [Yoling: name of village. Tuantuanwo: (square) round. Metaphor of no progress or improvement]

Want to eat sheep brains, regardless of sheep lives

Be lazy for three years to support the pot (metaphor of laziness becoming a habit, doing nothing)

A pheasant cares about its head but not its tail

A belly full of grass (a metaphor for a person's words and deeds that are very messy, or a person who has many bad ideas)

A belly full of horse tripping tendons [horse Knunjin: (square) grass]

A belly full of bad water

Can’t bear a penny of loss (square)

A monk carries water to eat, two A monk carries water to eat, and three monks have water to eat

One cow's head faces east, and one horse faces west

Eat in one breath and become a fat man (a metaphor for people who are eager for success)

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Not pulling out a dime, a penny is like life, stretching out both feet, it is clean (not pulling out a dime: describes a person who is extremely stingy.

Stretching both legs: refers to death)

One year of soil, two years of foreign life, three years of not recognizing father and mother

One spade makes a well [(square) refers to eagerness for success] < /p>

A body with light bones, no weight.

Think about yourself first (referring to people’s selfishness)

Hit the south wall with one’s head (describe people’s selfishness) Stubborn and willful, not knowing how to adapt to changes)

Asking three questions and not knowing

A whole nest of monkeys all have the surname Sun

A leaf blinds the eye and cannot see Mount Tai (a metaphor for people's short-sightedness)

< p> One leaf covers your eyes and you cannot see Mount Tai; two beans plug your ears and you cannot hear the thunder

Use the heart of a villain to judge the belly of a gentleman

One set of yin and one set of yang

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The Yinli ghost pulls the vertical thread and has something to do after eating. Combing the threads of the thread)

Win the cat and lose the cow

Rolling eggs in the oil tank, each one is slipperier than the other (Zhejiang proverb)

Oil shoe leather (metaphor) Thick-skinned)

Having eight hundred and wishing for a thousand, becoming an emperor and wishing for gods

If you have breasts, you are a mother

If a mother is born, there is no master to teach/ Those who are raised by their mothers are taught by their mothers (sarcastic about the lack of education)

Those who have eyes cannot recognize Jingshan jade (Jing: refers to the ancient Chu state. Jingshan jade: Jade found by jade craftsmen in Jingshan. Over the years, it has been mistakenly (It is said that one has eyes but does not recognize gold and jade)

I also want to be a bitch, and I also want to erect a chastity memorial.

I also want the horse to run fast, and I also want the horse not to eat grass.

It is necessary to be good, it is clever, and it is necessary for the cow not to eat grass.

It is also necessary for the horse to be good, but it is also necessary for the horse not to eat grass.

And it is necessary. The hen lays eggs but doesn't give it rice

A lumpy head (describing a person's stubborn mind)

Yubo is still a king's skin (meaning only on the surface) even if he goes to four o'clock Making a fuss about it, there is no essential change)

When you meet a sheep, you are a hero, when you meet a hero, you are a sheep

Round hand (a metaphor for not knowing how to do anything)

< p> If you don’t know how to welcome guests at home, you will know your master only when you go out

At home you are like a bear, but outside you are like a dragon

At home you are like a tiger, but when you go out you are like a mouse

< p> In front of the sheep, you are a hero, in front of the hero, you are a sheep (Mongolian proverb)

If you had known this, why bother in the beginning

Occupy the latrine and not shit

My waist does not hurt when I stand and talk (referring to just talking but not doing, I don’t know where the difficulty lies)

Having a bad chess in a long test (test: thinking; bad chess: losing)

Follow the script and follow the instructions Painting a gourd

This mountain looks high to that mountain

This mountain looks high to that mountain, but when you reach that mountain there is no firewood

If you try to give him a kick, it will turn out to be Lost a cubit of sheep

Telling lies with your eyes open

Shake half of the bottle without shaking

Only eat cabbage seeds [軻: a certain vegetable Long stem. Chinese cabbage sprouts are called cabbage sprouts.

Metaphor can only stand up to praise but not criticism]

Only the tail of the cow is seen, but not the body of the cow

Only the trees are seen, but not the forest

As long as you are pretty, Jumping with cold

Only cares about clothes but not people

A tiger made of paper can see through

Referring to mountains to sell mills, borrowing water to sail boats (metaphor of lying and deception) )

Zhu Bajie beat him up

If you can’t catch the tiger, you’ll take it out on the cat

If you can’t catch the mouse, you’ll take it out on the cat

Zi is The wolf in the mountain becomes more aggressive when he succeeds

He pulls the stone from his own hands

He falls down and complains about the high threshold

He digs his own pit and buries it himself

A prodigal daughter-in-law and a prodigal mother

She has a two-faced mouth, but her words are not high or low

She chants Buddhist scriptures in her mouth, but she is a thief in her hands

She chants Amitabha in her mouth , the heart is like a viper's nest

The mouth is filled with the soup of Yao, Shun and Yu, and men steal and women are prostitutes

The mouth is tough and the bones are soft (describing a person who is tough on the lips, but actually very weak in the heart)

Sitting on shit and not knowing the smell of shit

Being an emperor and wanting to become an immortal

Being a monk hits the clock in the sky/Being a monk for one day hits the clock (a metaphor for occupying a position and not working hard)

If you can’t make salt, you can’t make vinegar sour (a metaphor that nothing works)