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School is about to start, so I need a humorous message to my classmates. For example, China Mobile reminds you that your holiday is not enough, so please recharge it in time.

hello! Answer: (1) Dear customers, hello! Your holiday business experience package is about to expire. After expiration, you will no longer be able to use more than 6 privileges, and your growth value will drop rapidly. Please forward this message if you want to continue using it! China Mobile Tips (2) Dear customers, your mobile phone friend (XXXX your mobile phone number) has started the mobile phone pet business and wants to add you as a pet. After successful addition, all local calls and short messages will be charged .1 yuan. Agree to reply "meow" and refuse to reply "ga" < move >