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Three hundred and sixty a year, five cows are given in spring: happy old cow, safe and good cow, auspicious big cow, wishful little fat cow and rich and pure golden cow, which will accompany you forever. Congratulations on the New Year!

I wish you good luck in the Year of the Ox, hard work and dedication, strong body, bull racing and no bullfighting. Love is better than a cow, wealth is prosperous, and you will get a golden bull. When you are proud of the spring breeze, you won't brag. You are getting better every year.

Send you a big Taurus to ensure that you don't worry about making money; Send you a happy cow, without worry and happiness; Send you a safe cow, and take Wan Li Road without worry; Send you a happy cow, love is sweet and long!

When it rains in the Year of the Ox, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl get married. The ox family is happy and the ox cart opens the sky. Cattle piled up in drawers and bumped into their arms. The bull market is crowded every day, and cattle people and friends get together every month. Niu Guo stabilizes the overall situation, and the awesome person is you.

The voice is Cleisthenes, and luck is thick; I was slapped in the ear and felt cheerful; Stunned, Jin Yu fights; Double horns are very good, and the career is famous; Tail winding, healthy jumping; Clumsy pace, happiness is a burden. Happy Year of the Ox!

The bull grabs the bull's ear and the bull is flying. The old cow is the red media, and the weaver girl marries the cowherd. Milk beef soup and bezoar keep healthy. The bear market turned into a bull market, and the family business in the Year of the Ox flourished.

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Taurus He Xinchun, happiness is for you; Taurus reports the new year and sends you a long life; Taurus laughs and good luck follows; Taurus SMS, good luck every year! I wish you and your family good luck, wealth and luck in the new year!

The Year of the Ox is here. Congratulations on your good luck. Get rich early in the Spring Festival. You have a good relationship, a good family, a lively life, a good career, good health, a prosperous business and a wonderful life for your relatives and friends! Happy Spring Festival and all the best!

With the blessing of the Spring Festival, I wish you peace and happiness, good health, harmonious life, smooth life, smooth work, rolling financial resources and happiness in the new year!

In the Year of the Ox, everything goes well during the Spring Festival. The arrival of the god of wealth will bring you good luck, wealth will prosper, business will be profitable, and the future will be infinite. Everything is forgiven and will always be blessed by heaven and earth, and life will be sweet because of health. Happy new year!

Bring blessings, a basket full of health and safety, a bag full of wealth and good luck, a box full of happiness, and a thousand words in my heart, all in this short message. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best!

Firecrackers are ringing to welcome the Year of the Ox. Happy new year: make more money and have a happy new year. The lucky star is always around. There is no bottom line for salary increase and promotion, and the family is happy and lucky again and again. Happy spring festival!

With sincere wishes, on this day of the new year, at this happy and shared moment, let the breeze send my greetings and the birds send my care. I wish you a prosperous career in the new year and happiness forever!

A gentle greeting, a deep blessing, and a string of endless concerns can't express the feelings in my heart. The new year is coming, and a thousand words are condensed in this short message. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and happiness forever!

Give you sincere wishes, gentle greetings, sound care, warm sunshine and full joy, as well as package health, happiness and peace. I wish you a happy Spring Festival and all the best!

Spring is coming, I wish you all the best in the new year, smooth work, good luck, good health, beautiful youth and a good mood every day!

Taurus brings happiness, auspicious flowers bloom, the wind blows wealth, gongs and drums knock, congratulations on the year of China, continuous singing, happy and prosperous year of China. I wish you a happy new year, a happy family and all the best!

Happy Year of the Tiger, Happy Year of the Rabbit, Happy Year of the Ox, Happy the Year of the Loong, Happy year of the snake and Happy Year of the Ox!

Winter goes and spring comes, and New Year's Day is the New Year. The fastest runner is time, and every minute is racing for money; Going home for the New Year promotes reunion, and it is hard to steal time when you are busy; I wish the new year: clench the fist of struggle and usher in a successful smile!

Economic crisis, cold wind rustling. It's difficult to find a job, and I'm worried. House, don't even think about it. Women, women, even more impossible. I bought lottery tickets, but I still didn't win. Chinese New Year is coming, so go home first. When spring comes, everything goes smoothly.

I wish you happiness every second, every minute, every time, every day, every month and every year when the new year comes. Always healthy.

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Walking in the crowd, you are so unique, avant-garde hairstyle, personalized clothes, I was deeply moved by you, when you came to me step by step, I couldn't help saying: hello! Beggar, I just gave it to you! Happy Year of the Ox!

Alas! Life is so boring: answer the phone; Drive a BMW; China; Eat lobster; Local sauna; Send flowers; Bubble bar; Drink remy martin wine and hug Irene Wan; Embrace Madonna; Send a message, Doby fool. Happy Year of the Ox!

Zhang Wuji said my name was A Niu, and A Niu smiled. A Niu said that I have the most fans, and Newton smiled; Newton said I could tell jokes, and the cows all laughed. The scalper said I couldn't send text messages, and the whole country laughed! Happy Year of the Ox!

Don't blame me for my infatuation, don't think that I have a heart, although I have planned four seasons, prepared for twelve months, and waited for 360 days, just for a short message today. I wish you good luck in the Year of the Ox and a happy Spring Festival!

Thinking of your brain, hearing your ears, smelling your breath, seeing your eyes, and seeing others behind you are like raising pigs. Especially in the Year of the Ox, if I don't wish you great luck, I will feel itchy all over.

The Year of the Ox is the best: the appetite is better than that of the ox, the body is stronger than that of the ox, the work is better than that of Niu Qiang, the achievement is better than that of the ox, the eloquence is better than that of the ox, the emotional intelligence is higher than that of the ox, the milk is used for bathing, the cowherd dances, the stock market meets a bull market, and the wealth is a dime a dozen. Happy Year of the Ox in China.

I really want to dial your number. I really want to hear your nonsense. It's a pity that you have too much money. It's a good thing that you can receive the text message. Send a warm message to a fool, I hope it won't make him angry. Let alone choose to commit suicide heroically. Happy Chinese New Year of the Ox

Money is a useful thing, but it will bring you happiness only when you feel satisfied. So you should give me the extra money so that we can both feel happy! Happy new year!

Spring breeze blows the green earth, the blue sky in summer, the full moon reflected on the water in autumn, and the snowflakes flying in winter all bless you: Happy New Year, fool!

Dear God, please bless those friends who don't call me, send me text messages or miss me: May God drop their mobile phones into the toilet, amen!

The new year is approaching. For the sake of global environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large denomination RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

The new year is approaching. For the sake of global environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large denomination RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness!

I will give you the heaviest gift since you took a shit in the New Year. You will be full after eating a catty. If you think it's not enough, please help yourself.

I wish: the leader favors you, the police let you, the court favors you, the official luck accompanies you, the daughter-in-law lets you eat and drink as you please, and the fortune covers you, only you win the prize!

When the New Year comes, I send you a good mood: no matter how big the sea is, how high the mountains are, how many legs spiders have, how spicy the peppers are, no matter how ghost bin Laden is and how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful and happy, and you will never regret it!

Happy new year! Although these four words only cost me 1 cent, they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings falling on you. Stay away from it, be happy, have a good mood every day, unlimited.

Don't move, Rob! Robbery, okay? Take out your sympathy, hand over your love, take out your troubles and take off your sadness! Put on the short message worth ten cents that I provided! Remind you: Happy New Year and all the best!

New Year weather forecast: You will encounter money rain, lucky wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy glow, happy cloud, smooth frost, happy thunder, safe hail and happy flash, which will accompany you all year round.

There's one thing I haven't dared to say to you, but if I don't say it in the New Year, I'll never get another chance: you're so annoying ... likable, and you can't get tired of watching it!

I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow, growing love, all wishes will be realized smoothly, happiness will remain in your heart forever, and troubles will be blasted by firecrackers!

I asked the trouble, and it said it didn't love you at all and would never talk to you. I hope you don't flatter yourself! There is another kind of health I tell you: it has a crush on you for a long time, and it will never change! Happy new year!

I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: If I don't roll more dung balls during the Spring Festival, what will I eat next year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy New Year!

In order to promote environmental protection and save paper, don't send me a card during the Spring Festival. Please write a blessing in RMB as large as possible and send it to me. Economy is a virtue. Happy spring festival!

In the new year, the mobile phone memory needs to be updated, the address book is being deleted, and all information will be lost. Please wait a moment ...

Chinese New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: Eat and drink, and don't take it to heart. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

You don't know my Spring Festival wishes, and you don't know that you are an idiot. In order not to let people know, now smile at the mobile phone. Happy spring festival!

Spring Festival is coming: It's too expensive to buy you a Mercedes. It is a waste to invite you to travel abroad. Inviting you to eat in the sea will hurt your stomach. It's wrong to send you a rose and give you a kiss! I have to send a message to wish you happiness and happiness.

Spring Festival is coming, send my greetings in Japanese: Wash the pots and bowls, and wash the pots and bowls! Chinese translation: Happy holidays! Happy every day!

Spring breeze fills you; Your family cares about you; Love moistens you; The god of wealth is tied to you; Friends are loyal to you; I wish you all the best here: remember to invite me to dinner on New Year's Eve.

Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a dime message, wasted the battery power and risked my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I will pay tribute to you regardless of the consequences next year! Happy new year!

The imperial edict is coming! The Year of the Ox is coming, I will give you a special message and a red envelope, which contains two thousand pieces of happiness and one thousand pieces of happiness ... If the Qing family doesn't have a happy smile, it will be copied all over the door! Take orders!

When I don't have you at night, I treat you as a pillow; When there is no you during the day, I regard you as the sun; There is no you, no me, only a skeleton in the Spring Festival.

If you feel cold, please call me! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, 2 to talk about work, 3 to talk about life, 5 to introduce someone to me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me.

New Year's Day means that all troubles must be "settled"; New Year's Day means that all wishes must come true! Happy new year's day can't represent my heart, so I'll say one more word, happy new year's day, happy new year's day!

The new year is coming. Have you been in good health recently? This is a year's hard work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can keep you in my heart! It's okay to be idle anyway. You should feed the cat some food.

New Year's Day mood forecast: I miss you tonight until tomorrow morning, and I expect to miss you very much in the afternoon. Affected by this mood, I will become a wild dream at night, and this weather will last until I see you. I wish you a happy new year.

I asked trouble, it doesn't love you at all, it says it will never talk to you. Let me tell you not to flatter yourself! Also, health let me bring you a love letter: it has a crush on you for a long time, and it will never change! Happy new year!

I won't give you a present this New Year. I will send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you! !

Take care of yourself in the new year. You should know that men are cows and women are land. Since ancient times, there has been no bad land, only exhausted cows. The more they plow, the more mature they become. Alas, your life is really bitter! More importantly, you cultivate more land than others!

I miss you very much and have a lot to say. But what I want to know most is how are you? At this warm moment, I send my sincere greetings and wishes, hoping that everything will be fine with you. ...

See that falling snowflake? That's my true feeling; See the howling cold wind? That's my voice greeting. Jesus asked me to tell you that you will have a good year. Starting from New Year's Day, forget your past troubles, and tomorrow will be better!

The wind is transparent, the rain is ticking, the clouds are flowing, the songs are free, love is intentional, love is crazy, the sky is eternal, and you are unforgettable. I wish you happiness forever!

Busy life, sour and sweet days, simple fate, intermittent contact, thinking all the time, I wish you a long and happy day! I wish you a happy new year!

Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings! Happy new year's day to the beautiful women!

I think you are like an orchid in a valley, with a faint fragrance hanging over you, while blessings are endless attention floating to your heart. May my love spend the New Year with you!

A green leaf, full of its friendship with the root; The congratulatory message condensed my wishes for you. Another beautiful beginning-the beginning of the new year. I wish you eternal success and happiness.

Years have precipitated layers of past events, leaving endless memories, and my family makes me feel happy. Thank my parents for giving me life, happiness and a brand-new year. I wish you a happy New Year's Day.

Thousands of miles away, I stood by the secluded windowsill and looked through the atmosphere of the New Year. Time has solidified, and you are the bright spot in this landscape. I wrote my blessing on this painting with my heart.

A thousand flowers make you love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you; Give you a thousand lucky stars and let good luck surround you; Give you a thousand pistachios, let a good mood accompany you every day, and wish you a happy new year!

A harmonious family, a happy year, a happy life, a peaceful life, full of energy every day, a happy month, and a wide range of financial resources every year. Happy new year!

When the new year comes, all flowers are fragrant, and one message carries six kinds of fragrance. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you a noble hand, three incense gives you a good job, four incense gives you carefree, five incense gives you a box full of money, and six incense gives you eternal happiness! Happy new year!

In the new year, I want to say to you: maybe it's fate or deliberate search. Knowing you makes life more colorful, and I want to be with you in the future journey.

The weather is getting worse and worse, and the cool wind is coming. Because of your cuteness, I care about you very much; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet. Don't say I am too bad. I wish you a happy New Year!

In order to hide your shadow for a long time, in the deep winter, I locked my heart again. Now, on this day, I seem to hear my own voice through the keyhole. I wish you a happy new year.

Let me tell you seven ways to live a happy life: 1. Pay more attention to me; 2. Miss me more; 3. Take care of me more; 4. How much it hurts me; 5. Look at me more; 6. Send me more messages; 7. The most important thing is to realize such a lovely me!

If you miss it, you can't finish talking; A caring heart will never change; Sincere friendship will never be forgotten. May my blessings surround you.

Good luck in the new year! The official career is promoted step by step, and everything wins! Sparrows are handy and rich in money! Good health, delicious food, safe sleep and happy family. Congratulations on getting rich!

The new year is coming. Do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I said I wanted to press it. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

Snowflakes are flying all over the sky, ushering in the new year, bringing long-lost hearts together. I deeply wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart.

Think of a number in your head, add it to 52.8, multiply it by 5, subtract 3.9343, divide it by 0.5, and finally subtract ten times the number in your head. The answer is romantic!

The night is like wine, the cold wind gently blows the willows, and the chrysanthemums bloom for a long time. Where are you going? It has been cold for a long time. Did you wear more clothes? Dogs are not allowed in this city. Did the owner hit you? Peace can be called, lest the master worry.

It's absurd to pull out the seedlings to encourage them, but it's beautiful to steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are a big fool!

God releases snowflakes on the earth to make you forget your troubles. The cold wind at night closes the window to make you feel warm, so that the sky can prove eternity and the earth can prove eternity. may you have a happy new year!

It is real gold, never afraid of fierce flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts through the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message!

Don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a dime message, wasted the battery power and risked my life to be radiated by electromagnetic radiation, so I plan to pay tribute to you in my early years without considering the consequences! Happy new year!

The wise man said: Friends not only laugh and laugh, but also share troubles. I can't see you often, but my friendship remains the same. I haven't contacted you often, but I keep you in my heart. I wish you a happy new year!

In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; It is necessary to be handsome and ugly; It's a good thing to be in poor health when you are old; Poverty and wealth are good; To understand all the troubles; It's good to have a safe life!

May you embrace peace, health, happiness, happiness, warmth, sweetness, luck and auspiciousness, enter the new year and spend every day happily!

Do you know what it's like to leave home? Just as the earth leaves the darkness of the sun, the sky leaves the white clouds, and the branches leave the leaves, I just want to say to my family when I leave home, I miss you.

The cutest message of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who reads it has a successful career, the person who stores it has a sweet love, the person who deletes it has good luck again and again, and the salary of the person who forwards it has skyrocketed!

Give you warmth during the day; The moon gives you warmth; Stars give you romance; Rain moistens you; I bless you. Send a beautiful one to make you laugh, send a happy one to keep you from getting old, and wish you a happy new year!

Spring blossoms are your smile; The summer sun is burning, that is your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!

Do you want to get ahead in the new year? Want to get rich? Do you want to commemorate your ancestors? Want to be rich and expensive? Want to get promoted and get rich? Stop dreaming and go to sleep.

Although you are eager to follow me, although I don't want to refuse you, I still want to say: puppy, don't follow me, I really just have a white radish in my hand, not an extended version of the meat buns!

Send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, luck is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Wear it and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

I wish the new year today, every year today, monthly salary increase, weekly lottery, good mood every day, good luck every day, greeting the god of wealth during the day and counting money at night.

On this full moon night, Chang 'e said to me: She will go down to find you, give you beauty, and restore your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, stop texting and ask you a question!

You have been working silently in the film circle for many years, and only you know the bitterness best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized by people, and you have won the Golden Bird Award: the nomination of the best animal star.

Note: stand in front of the mirror, gently hold your chin, blink your left eye three times, blink your right eye three times, and then keep blinking with a smile. You will vaguely see a fool blinking at the mirror!

With you in life, children are full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. Since ancient times, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

Sound blessing, friendship string of thoughts, into a gift, stay in your heart, I wish you a happy New Year and all the best!

So far away, there is no gift, no big meal, only I care about your heart and my most sincere blessing: Happy New Year!

I don't know why this river flows to the ocean. I don't know why my thoughts always rush to you. I wish you a happy new year!

In fact, the sky is blue and the clouds will eventually disperse; In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected with the other; In fact, the dream is very shallow and everything is natural; In fact, tears are sweet when your heart wants something; In fact, I wish you happiness!

God releases snowflakes on earth to make you forget your troubles, and the cold wind closes the window at night to make you feel warm, let the sky prove eternity, and let the earth prove the happiness you want to live in the Year of the Rat!

Just like a sound, it is dew from the breeze; Appreciate a picture, it is a long moon dotted with starry sky; Intoxicated with a breath, it is the valley filled with orchids; Bless a friend, he will laugh when he sees the text message.

Spring breeze blows the green earth, the blue sky in summer, the full moon reflected on the water in autumn, and the snowflakes flying in winter all bless you: Happy New Year, fool!

Give you a holiday to make you happy, give you some sunshine to make you brilliant, give you some greetings to keep you warm, and give you a hat to float? I wish you a happy new year and a step by step promotion!

The sky warms you, the earth warms you, and I give you my blessing. Good luck as dense as raindrops! Trouble flies like a cloud, sadness is extinct like a dinosaur, and happiness is as sweet as honey.

may you have a happy new year! New year's new look! A new year and a new mood! A new year has begun! New year, new luck! New friends and old friends wish you all the best, and money will go to Wan Li Road!

Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues should work hard and have no temper, and friends should have a runny nose. Wipe your nose quickly during the New Year and spend the New Year clean.

I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: If I don't roll more dung balls during the Spring Festival, what will I eat next year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy New Year!

The new year is coming. I don't think I can give you anything, and I don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

The breeze is blowing, and in the spring of March, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water heating in the north of the Yangtze River, the plum fragrance outside the ridge and the willows are soft. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?

Five principles of life: smoking is good for health, gambling is good for the soul, shaking your head is not troublesome, fighting is good for your hands and feet, and practicing birds in bed. If you follow this principle, you will be happy and live forever!

The natural smile touched my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that others will chase you, which will make me lose my concentration at work. I will be very happy to see you, and I will always be most sincere to you. I will never change my mind in my life, and the world will never die.