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When drinking tea, we usually feel bitter at the first bite, but if you keep drinking it, you will feel the hidden fragrance inside! We keep drinking just to forget the bitter taste of the first bite.
From now on, you are only allowed to love and spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promised me and be sincere in everything you said to me.
If we had never met, we might never have felt heavy. If you really miss it, I'm afraid life will not be easy. As long as we have been close, it will be a life without regrets.
I've been expecting your call. When the phone rang, I always thought it was you. I miss you.
Miss you, miss you to death, find a painter to paint you. Stick you in a cup, drink water every day and kiss you.
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.
Hey, what are you doing now? Close your eyes and I will be by your side, thinking of you day and night!
Miss you every second until all the stars in the sky fall; Love you every day until the sun is destroyed; Waiting for you year after year until there is no universe.
My heart for you is like a star in the sky. Never change. You are the only person in the world who can give me happiness. So I will love you all my life.
I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love before I met you. Please promise me that this relationship will accompany me for a lifetime!
Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. Love, you have no regrets. I am depressed to miss you, but I am satisfied to get you.
I can't help telling you-I really miss you!
Since I had you, I have become a heartless person, because my heart and liver have been "stolen" by you. . .
I really want to hug you tightly and let you feel my heart beat faster because I love you. I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you.
People who know how to relax forget and find freedom, care and find friends, give up and find happiness, love and find happiness. You know our friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow! Strangely, not dead! "
3. A Yuan is studying abroad. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance and was busy telegraphing home for help. There were only four words on the telegram: A Yuan received a phone call from home a few days after he ran out of ammunition and food: Hold on!
4. Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said earnestly: When you have a wife, you will find that this law actually protects men.
If someone bullies you, tell me! I beat his face into a color screen, his head into vibration, his ears into chords, his nose into a straight plate, and his front teeth into somersaults. Anyway, I beat him to second hand!
6. A wolf came out for food and heard a woman lecturing her child, saying, If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! As a result, the wolf waited all night and said, damn it, this old lady is not keeping her word!
7. A young man farted in the car, and the woman sitting next to him said, "Bah!" The young man asked unhurriedly, Comrade, why did you spit out the nuts when you ate fart?
8. Health tip: After eating a full meal, don't smoke, take a bath, get angry, loosen your belt under temptation, brush your teeth, go to the toilet or drink alcohol. Do you know that?/You know what?
9. I have a request: invite me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate.
10, Friar Sand takes a math test. The invigilator stared at the beads around his neck for a long time and sneered: Hey! Camouflage the abacus like this, don't cheat, and take it off quickly!
Classic SMS by-2005-12-2014: 30: 21The feelings are in arrears, the love stops, the promise is empty, the trust is closed, the care cannot be connected, the beauty is not in the service area, everything is suspended, and life is completely frozen!
Maybe the ending without ending is the best ending ... I will cherish this ending all my life because you gave me a "good mood"!
May you have: the songs in spring are cheerful; The heart in summer is hot; The significance of autumn is profound; Love in winter is pure. In the future journey of life, always keep yourself!
I know I am destined to have endless melancholy with you, but I don't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a regretless intoxication.
How can I be fascinated by you? I'm asking myself, I can give up everything, but it's hard to leave today. Maybe you never thought my heart would hurt. If this is a dream, I would rather get drunk than wake up.
When everything becomes the wind, I am still waiting here; When the world has changed, I still stick to the original; Who taught me to be the stupidest person in the world and only know how to be nice to the person I like?
Although I am destined for someone, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.
Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How dare you leave me like this! ?
I love you very much! Although you can't understand my troubles? Qiao Ye men make trouble at school? What's the matter with you? -People! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.
A gentle heart. It is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!
First love: I want to fall in love at first sight; In love: I just want to commit myself; Nostalgia: I want to be obedient; Lovelorn: I miss you so much.
If falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out.
You should know that love is selfish! So my heart has not dissolved into any other thoughts so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that there is only you in my heart!
Sometimes persistence is a heavy burden, or a kind of injury, but giving up is a kind of beauty.
When in love, men compare women to things related to the sky, such as stars, birds and angels. When in love, a man takes the sky for himself and puts the woman he loved back on the ground.
The sunrise is red, and our love is empty. The midday sun is as red as fire. Why do I always get hurt? The sun sets at night, all because of women!
You gave me the happiest day of my life and also gave me the sadness of my life. I long for the happiness you give me, but I don't want you to hurt me again.
You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait.
Dear, the first thing I do when I get up every day is to miss you! The second thing is: look at your photos! The third thing is: pray for you! Dear, please forgive me for leaving, because I love you so much.
Passion is a hope. This hope may turn into disappointment. Passion means pain and change. When hope is dashed, passion is over.
It is my life's fault that I didn't hold your hand. No matter at the ends of the earth or just around the corner, you are the deepest miss and pain in my heart.
I worked so hard for you, I think I'm dead. I will cherish everything you have given me, forever! I will bless you. Let's be friends, ok?
Distance can separate people, but it can't separate heart from heart, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.
What fate guided us to get to know each other? In the fate of life, it is the red line drawn by the truth that implicates you and me.
I miss you. My acacia is like a green vine wrapped around a tree, growing in the rain and dew in spring, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.
Recalling the days when we were together, my mood is hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.
In my mind, I asked Hongyan a thousand times about the moon and the spring breeze. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you; May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!
I'm still suffering from expectation, and I still miss you in my heart. Your face appears in front of me again and again, still so kind and beautiful, but you can't get close, just like the stars in the sky.
In desperation, I can't help crying when I read your old love letter again! I couldn't help feeling resentful, so I burned them to paper dust and swallowed them with tears in my eyes. If the old paper dust can be rekindled, please let it burn my warm heart to ashes with the flame of love!
If you still have a small me in your heart, please write back to me. I am crazy, waiting for your reply! Only your letter can save me.
I sighed all night and couldn't sleep well. When the dawn rose on my knees, the swallows circled around me again and talked endlessly. Swallow, be quiet and let me sleep for a while. Maybe I will fall asleep and dream of her gentle arms.
No matter where, thousands of miles or Wan Li, no matter when, ten years or a hundred years, I miss you deeply and love you. Although I deny the existence of all gods, I will always believe that you are a "new god!" "
I hate, why can't our souls be in the same body?
Infinite lovesickness is a word, how can you complain about lingering feelings?
Life is such a contradiction and distress. Since I don't feel worthy of you, why can't I calm down at all, but my heart is getting warmer and warmer, and my admiration is increasing day by day?
I have dreamed of you more than a hundred times, and your figure will come into my dream almost every night. Now, we live far apart, and I miss you more than ever. I can only ask God to be patient and not push our reunion too far.
Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing. Miss you until the end of time, forever.
It's been a week since I saw your beautiful appearance. It really seems like seven years. In these seven days, your beautiful image appeared in my heart all the time!
Now I think God killed me! Why did God create you and me? Why should we get to know each other instead of combining?
Honey, don't ask me how I'm doing. I am as haggard as this flower. If you can't help crying, please drop your tears on the flowers. Flowers are nourished by your tears, and they will recover one day when they wither. Just abandoned me, when can I be loved by you again?
It's late at night, and I'm still writing to you from my desk: I break my fingers every day to calculate your return date, but the days seem to be against me and I refuse to leave.
You left me endless thoughts. However, even if I never see you again, having this real partner is enough.
You let me know the taste of homesickness for the first time, and the excitement and pleasure of my whole heart for the first time. ...
I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour, every second of the minute.
At night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an indescribable yearning. When I really can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling you to the stars and the moon!
As time goes on, my thinking becomes deeper and deeper. I really want to find a quiet night or a sunny morning to tell you a lot of sadness and loneliness in my heart.
These days, I really know what it means to fall in love, that yearning, that longing, that confusion, that anxiety, and how fascinating and tormenting.
Although it is only two weeks, it seems to me that centuries have passed! I am here. When I see a girl who is similar to you, I can't help thinking of you and secretly compare with you-don't worry, no one can compare with you!
Wake up every day, your clear shadow turns in front of my eyes. No matter what you are doing, you should be distracted for a while, just thinking about you and counting when you will come back.
Since I got your love, I seem to see the light in the endless darkness, as if I got a clear spring in the boundless desert, and as if I found a flower in the rock. How can I not thank you?
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