Funny Sichuanese prank message

I finally fooled a girlfriend today. She looks straight and lovely. My heart beats when I look at her, and I dare not cut my hand. My friend has been washing me. Oh, they all let me relax.

When I came back, I scolded him a few words, and he was still angry with me, so hard that he spent his money. I don't deserve him. When Fishpicka lives, I will blow up the floor with him.

There used to be a sincere love in Lao Tzu's door, but I didn't plant it. I don't know my back when I get rid of it. If God gives Lao Zi a chance to make a comeback, I will say to her: Make friends.

In this cold winter,

Please put on more clothes when the day is not long.

Don't poke, as long as your manners are not warm,

This melon is too thin. It has a cold ball.

If you want to fart, grind it on the bed with a can and put out stuffy smoke. If you want to pee, use chamber pot, grind it on the bed and draw a picture.

Rob money! Men stand on the left, women stand on the right and perverts stand in the middle. Hey, you turtle, pick up your cell phone and stand in the middle!

Sister Yao, you are a cat in the sky, and I am a flower moth in the ground. You want to turn in the sky, I want to turn on the ground.

The sun came out, and I climbed the pole, climbed the pole. I stepped on the wire and accidentally stepped on the high voltage. Since then, I have left this world.

Son of a bitch, an old man, if you want to shit, you have toilet paper. Don't pull my rotten mat.

You should say love easily. The promise you make is the debt you owe. Don't say you don't love easily. Maybe happiness will be rejected by you!

Man: I said, do you love me or not? Why don't you talk? I was so worried. Woman: What are you panicking about? Wait till I see it clearly.

There was once a cousin in front of me, and I didn't cherish her until I got rid of her, so that if God gave me a chance to light two fires, I would say to her: Leave me alone!

Dear Eva, you are a beacon in my heart. Without you, I would kill myself. Dear sister, I want to cry without you.

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