Humorous Valentine's Day sentences

1, I want people all over the world to know that I keep a low profile.

Today is Valentine's Day. I hope all my girlfriends have their periods.

On Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

4. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

5. Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face bleak singles;

6. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

7, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day, it is best to blow a typhoon, but also 16, blowing a pair is a pair.

8. I have been infatuated with you for a long time, and my brother is a little narcissistic!

9. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

10, Valentine's Day, what has to be romantic is that couples get wet in the street.

1 1. My heart is not a bus. If there is a vacancy, I don't want to sit down.

12, Valentine's Day goes on without anyone to accompany me. The big deal is to walk in the street and sing "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness, you can find something better".

13, I liked your fullness at first, but now why are you so thin? What makes me feel sorry? Oh, my wallet!

14, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now.

15, Valentine's Day, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

16, I am single and proud, saving rubber for my motherland. I am single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

17, even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

18, are you not happy not to break up on Valentine's Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

19, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am invisible. You are online, you are online, and I am invisible.

20. On Valentine's Day, single friends team up to go to the movies and separate their seats one by one!

2 1, Valentine's Day sings: "Two tigers, two tigers, fall in love, fall in love. Both are men, both are men. It' s really abnormal, it' s really abnormal. "

I hate Valentine's Day. Every Valentine's Day, I will definitely break up!

23. Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

24, Valentine's Day, go out and hire some children. Go up and call dad when you see a man. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

I tried to fill the days, but Tanabata reminded me how lonely I was.

26. If two people have been together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

27, Valentine's Day, what's the difference? Only 24 hours, not much for a second, not less for a second.

28. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

29. Meeting is a melodious song, acquaintance is a mellow wine, getting along is a wild goose flying south, and knowing each other is Gu Teng. When I am calm, I will always miss you silently. May happiness and peace be with you forever. Happy Valentine's Day!

On Valentine's Day, I took my sisters shopping and saw the couple hugging, so I sang "I didn't say hug and then they let go together."

3 1, I'm relieved to know that you are not doing well.

32.2 February 14, play at home for a day and watch, click the mouse and destroy one pair after another. "

33. It rained heavily on Valentine's Day, and lovers on the road wanted to break their souls.

No one loves me on Valentine's Day, so I love myself.

Chopin, if you can express the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.

36, comrades have not yet taken off the list, the revolution still needs to work hard.

37. This morning, my sister watched the sun alone and enjoyed the pain of not being able to spend Valentine's Day with the moon.

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