Good morning, humorous copy

1. Opportunity is like 1 hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

2. When I was a teenager, some people took off their bills, others took off their poverty, but I took off the reins and ran like a husky on the road of second-rate goods.

3. "The Spring Festival is coming. What do you want to discount most in the mall? " "Girlfriend's leg."

Although I am often beaten by my wife, God knows that my wife is not an unreasonable person. She always asks my permission before calling. When I said no, she called me and said yes.

God spread wisdom to the world, and I wisely held an umbrella.

6. Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness ... People who look awkward have one word: practical!

7. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.

8. The four seas are barren, and I, a woman, came to the world just to survive the one robbery in this life: poverty.

9. I usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with friends, I will drive a Porsche. If I want to pull a cart, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking.

10. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

1 1. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a good eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.

12. An employee bought a cup with the words "I want a raise" printed on it. Point these words at the boss at every meeting. Finally one day, the boss also bought a cup, which said "fuck off"!

13. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

14. The Spring Festival is coming. My New Year's resolution is to be thinner and have a bigger wallet. God, please! Don't make a mistake again, 20 18 gave me rectification.

15. Life is like fighting landlords. Some people, who were in a group just now, suddenly became enemies.

16. Mom said, don't puppy love. What you say now will be someone else's husband in the future. Hearing this, I am excited to think of other people's husbands.

17. All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.

18. True love is that he can cross a million beautiful women with big breasts and long legs in Qian Qian, and you can see at a glance that you are rough, wild and have no connotation.

19. I want to be like stinky tofu, smelling bad and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

2 1. When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

22. Don't stay up because you are ugly.

23. I always feel that the bed is too neat, so it is a bit interesting to spend my old age safely. Still messy and more energetic.

24. We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me.

25. I said I like a very good boy. But I don't think there is a chance. My mother said what are you afraid of? Although you are poor, you have the opportunity to meet such a good person. Which means he's doomed.

26. Every beauty you are praised has traces of PS.

27. The school is to sign in for five consecutive days and give you a homework carnival.

28. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

When I learned that my ex was rescued in a serious car accident, I rushed to the hospital in tears and asked for a banner. At first, the other party refused. Under my repeated insistence, the perpetrators finally accepted the banner. There are four big characters written on the banner: Eliminate pesticides for the people.

30. People who are dissatisfied with their hair styles are generally a matter of face.