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Those who like Wallace Chung look at it: two less religious rules are against water.

In 2004-05, people went against the trend, boasting little regard and Jason Chung, which would naturally lead to black. Ordinary Tianya netizens will feel sick when they see HC's posts on the home page of movies and TV every day.

In order to avoid pushing the neutrals to the opposite side, Bai Ershao (a LM admired for writing many classic humorous essays) published this Canon, calling on LM to keep a low profile.

The content mainly includes the movie version, not the gossip version. If there are three bells and drums on the home page, you should post other posts. Don't post HC everywhere in other people's buildings, and don't compare the clock with other stars, saying that the clock is the most handsome in the world.

After that, Tianya LM abided by the code for a long time, so the reputation in TY will be good, otherwise it will be smashed into something I can't imagine (referring to fans with poor reputation in Tianya), so this code is of great significance.

Now many new LM's don't know about this Canon, and old LM's don't bother to bubble up to remind them, so there will be some new people enthusiastically posting pictures everywhere, boasting that they are aggressive, and LM's reputation will also decline.

Although there are few posts with more than three clocks on the home page now, many contents in Canon are still worth learning. I think it's best to add another one now: the old posts of Mo Ding Tianya, whether it's the classic HC post or the black bell post, there is always something wrong.

In short, the sea is deep, and it is king to dive low-key first.

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Attach the full text:

From Tianya to Tianya Tree ―― Gu Fan's Three Disciplines and Eight Notices

Author: Bai Ershao Date of submission: April 22, 2005 19: 46: 00.

Guys: Stand still and line up. Don't look around. Look to the right and stand at attention. At ease, count off ... OK, please tell the landlord. Everybody clap.

Ahem, everybody relax, be casual, be casual. I feel a little dull and serious recently. In fact, the melee a while ago still had its coke. So the landlord wants to be funny and enjoy himself. Don't take the following seriously. If you are serious, you are forcing me to hang myself.

My sense of humor has always been strange. Look for the pia type. Just watching me do a case in the limelight, pretending to be the eye-catching title of the moderator and infringing on the intellectual property rights of the moderator, I know that he doesn't know what it means. In view of this, please feel that comrades who are not strong enough in nerves, genes and hearts, go out and turn left, and go anywhere.

Let's keep quiet for five minutes. Waiting for some good baby to leave.

Well, the rest is cockroach type, right?

In order to fulfill the obligations of the landlord, I would like to advise again: after reading this post, relatively simple MM is prone to discomfort. And if this post is too long and short of breath, it is strongly not recommended to enter. If you insist on staying, you will be responsible for all the consequences. This is a life-and-death agreement, please sign it ... (Some white people have been dragged away ...)

Okay, I'm starting to freak out.

As the protector of Gu Zhong's orthodox religion, I started a concentrated career in Bai Er, and I am in the overlord career. You must abide by the rules of this gang, or you must abide by them if you don't.

The first of the three disciplines: the entertainment gossip hall is forbidden to join our gang, and offenders will be killed.

Anyone who helps others and so on. , not from Tianya Entertainment Gossip Edition to get posts related to Gu and Zhong, but to Gu and Zhong. The poster immediately canceled Gu Zhongfen's officially recognized identity and was inserted into the straw of Gu Zhongfen's Infernal Affairs, which passers-by could play at will.

Interpretation of Bai Damo:

Mr. Wallace Chung has always kept a low profile, and there are few scandals.

Mr. Gu Xichao lives a clean life and has no scandals.

These two people are reluctant to put them on the gossip page. As a fan, you can't force it. If you have feelings for Mr. Zhong and Mr. Gu and want to release them, you can put them in the movie version, which has the classification of [star] and [TV].

Article 2 of the three major disciplines: the home page of the film and television review hall is prohibited; there are three restrictions.

From now on, valley fans will consciously act as a small inspection team in the film and television version, constantly checking whether there are more than three keywords on the home page, such as valley, bell and beam.

Review, love, conscience and other words are also included in the scope of reconnaissance, in case others think it is Gu Zhongzhi's post, and there are symptoms of discomfort.

If more than three words "Gu", "Zhong" and "Liang" appear on the homepage, fans of Gu must find and deal with them before the moderator and others.

Appropriate measures can be taken as follows: for example, a new girl who is not sensible can post at will and persuade her to quit. The irrigation post with the words Gu, Zhong and Liang in the title rushed to the column of [Moderator's Handling] and asked the moderator to delete it. If Xiao mm has any complaints, send a text message to appease her.

When there are more than five customers on the homepage, it will immediately enter the alarm state of caring fans and be treated as an emergency. Take the following measures: Top other irrelevant posts until Gu posts sink into the second page. There are fewer than five keywords on the homepage.

If you want to review and publish, please wait a moment. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and there will be a place to go soon.

If you want to post, just find a gap in the home page and plug it. Everyone keeps a tacit understanding on this point, and it won't take long to form a natural habit.

Every fan of Gu Hezhong should consciously safeguard this point and keep the formation of the first page to show strict discipline.

The third of the three disciplines: No matter which entrance you enter or leave, you should wear the emblem of this church at any time and you should not take it off at will.

All posts sent by fans of Gu Hezhong must be accompanied by a Tianya teaching emblem of our school-(Don't like it, don't enter), or (XXX's special post, don't like it, don't enter). If you don't know the rules, it is recommended to add posts from new prospective customers and prospective clock fans. Non-believers can ignore it.

As soon as this emblem comes out, you should know that it is from a member of the church. If you don't like it but insist on coming in, you want to reply when you come in, but you are just looking for a smoke. For such a person, you must not slap him in the face and don't let him have that addiction. There are three kinds of people, and he belongs to the fourth kind: the underpumping type.

In response to negative opinions, the congregation silently practiced the star-sucking (heart-stopping) method for 300 times, and automatically screened the disadvantages. Whoever dares to provoke their quarrel is fifty. If this reply is not drawn to a certain extent, you can cry to the moderator and ask the moderator to delete it.

The following are eight points for attention:

Note 1: Anyone who hates Gu Hezhong's post should be taught not to reply, explain or chatter, which will disturb the poster. If you don't want to reply, except for the standard words below, all the voices will be taken out of the general altar by pia.

Standard reply 1: "Under the wise leadership of the moderator, Tianya has entered an era of letting a hundred flowers blossom."

Standard reply 2: "Although the views are different, the landlord has worked hard."

Standard reply 3: "Understand the landlord, Xiao Gu is really an anti-angle."

Interpretation of Bai Damo:

I think this objection is very valuable. First, they dare to make their own voices surrounded by anthomaniac. Second, they have a strong sense of justice. Third, they seldom make trouble in Gumikai's posts. Fourth, their opinions are precious to the play "Going Against the Water".

Article 4 is very important. Think about it, if the TV bureau approves a pen and occasionally goes to the end of the world to see that everyone is so black and white, right and wrong are indistinguishable, aren't you dizzy? I will definitely feel that the negative film has had a bad influence and negative effect. After reading the same woman's article, I will further feel that there is something wrong with the concept of the film. Even if there is nothing wrong with the idea, there is something wrong with the director's consciousness. In this anger or anxiety, why not ban it immediately? Therefore, the orthodox opinions of the people concerned are very important and necessary.

Not only can't you say, "You are the embodiment of justice, let's clap goodbye." Such sour words can't be said in their justice posts: "I know he is a villain, but I really hope I can't kill Shaoshang Qi for him." This kind of fierce words came. Instead, what we have to do is stand silently. Top to the first page, top to the first article, let him look like our mainstream opinion and signboard tendency, to confuse the uncles of the TV bureau, and let their traditional ideas get an explanation.

Therefore, in order to take good care of Xiao Gu, as long as he hates the role of Xiao Gu and does not involve personal attacks on actors, Xiao Gu's fans' actions should be: keep a low profile.

These are my views and explanations.

In the eyes of some fans, people who hate Gu are all people with bright knives in their hands, but in the eyes of some small whites who are calm and detached, they are clearly brothers in a trench at a higher level.

And some people have different sense of humor, which also brings us different happiness. I remember the answer in a post made me laugh for a long time.

A netizen said: I prefer quasimodo with a beautiful heart to a handsome guy. (to this effect)

As a result, the latter replied: I am a man. Don't you feel guilty for saying that?

I laughed at once. The woman who said this amazing thing probably felt that she had gone a little too far. If the good spirits don't work, what will life be like if the evil spirits really recruit a quasimodo as their husband?

Sometimes, a sense of justice is a good thing.

But the sense of justice is too rampant, which is a bird matter.

Anyway, I still appreciate people who have such awareness and understanding. I really hope that all the boys in the world can be like them-expose their unattractive secrets at once.

Pay attention to two points, and maintain a serious, nervous, serious and lively hygiene style. The attitude should be low-key and gentle, and the speech should be objective and plain. In some survey posts, such as who is the most handsome in ancient costume and who is the healthiest in star image, don't post more than three photos of Xiao Gu and Jason Chung, don't be too arrogant and aggressive. The standard quotation is as follows:

"I think his costume style is ok. Personally prefer it. "

"His image is healthy. It seems to be included in the statistics. "

Based on the above plain tone. Allow statement organization to change itself.

Note 3: Put an end to the subjective and provocative terms such as "the most", "unprecedented", "all through the ages", "all things in history" and "all things" in posts and replies. (There are few such posts among fans in Gu, but as the canon of eight notices, they should still be included, so as to avoid being unable to follow and have no evidence to check. Such remarks are left in the internal forum for YY. Once they appear in the end of the world, the protector will give orders to teach people and so on. Start with the knife, act first and never tolerate them.

Interpretation of Bai Damo:

Mr Wallace Chung has a good figure, which is neither unprecedented nor immortal. As a member of the congregation, don't make false and misleading reports and frame them casually.

At the end of the play, Mr. Gu Xichao didn't put down his braid. He said that "what happened in history" was similar to a eulogy. As a member of the congregation, you shouldn't swear.

Note 4: anthomaniac is concentrated in one post, and everyone drools in one or several fixed posts, where they say how handsome and beautiful Xiao Gu is. However, this article shall not conflict with "Note 3" and "Discipline 3". In case of smashing the field, see article 3 of the three disciplines for the countermeasures.

Interpretation of Bai Damo:

It seems inhuman not to let the congregation be infatuated at all. This dharma is based on the love of the masses, so we can't bear it. But anthomaniac should have the principle of anthomaniac, and anthomaniac should show Gu Zhongjiao's level, style and new realm. In short, it is to abide by the above rules.

Bai Damo is verbose. The following are beyond the scope of Canon, so you don't need to study hard. Note takers should stop for a while.

The existence of anthomaniac still has certain positive significance, one is to give poisoned sisters a channel to express themselves, the other is to seduce a few people with low taste like me.

An adult said that if he only watched cold water and didn't watch adult sketches and videos, he wouldn't be so fascinated.

I am ashamed to admit that I don't belong to this emotional character.

Then how did I fall into the water? It's quite embarrassing to say. Dragged by an infatuated article with no content.

I'm rather slow. Seeing the screams, drooling and nosebleeds in the anthomaniac posts, I once thought, "Damn, what man is so powerful?" Toads with three legs are hard to find these days, and people with two legs are everywhere. As for this? "

BS has a great sense of pleasure and accomplishment when he is a human being. Look, excitement is also very interesting. So I went for a walk in every post, keeping my arrogant overlooking angle. As a result ... I gradually found that ... this person ... seems ... seems ... or ... is worth seeing! ..... Sure enough, this is a masculine era!

Note 5: Don't attack other fan groups, and don't compare Gu and Zhong with other characters and stars. Regardless of the proportion, it is forbidden.

Interpretation of Bai Damo:

Compared with other stars, their fans are unhappy, and Gu, who is younger than Gu Zhong, is also unhappy. Look in the mirror, pig, it's not human's business inside and outside, and the congregation will definitely not do it.

Posts that have both are not prohibited here. But we should pay attention to the three major disciplines.

Attention 6. Pay attention to skills when talking to people outside the teaching. "You don't even know # #?" Wait, it must not appear. But people who say such things will be kicked out of the church and will never be hired.

Interpretation of Bai Damo:

Now, some people think that the Song of Eternal Sorrow was written by Du Fu. I don't know what a # # is! The purpose of this teaching is "gentle and honest", so we must leave a smooth road for ordinary people.

Note 7: Deliberate propaganda is strictly prohibited, which is offensive. Reply and speak with emotion. When feelings are naturally revealed, they are moving.

Interpretation of Bai Damo:

A white man was driving home the day before yesterday, and Phil almost drove him crazy on the way. The reason is that they are interviewed on the radio and play an audio every five minutes: "We are F.I.R, the Phil band." It's still too loud Once every five minutes, once every five minutes! I still like Phil. I almost climbed down the bus window. It can be seen that propaganda without skills is more likely to arouse people's disgust. You don't sing in a band. Why do you always shout slogans? There is no technical content at all.

However, sincere posts are not included here. Just as the host of that program was merciful and began to broadcast songs, I was grateful and felt that I had saved my life.

A new red-blooded comrade said: I have feelings, of course I have to say it. As long as I am smart, I won't make others angry.

Yes, it is considerate of others, not annoying, in line with the teaching purpose of "gentle and honest".

A new little red-blooded comrade added: Don't stop writing, or what shall we read?

Yes, you still have to write a good article, and you can't give up eating because of choking.

In fact, most churches are self-disciplined. They are all pink and tender little girls, who neither swear nor dare to pat bricks, occasionally make mistakes and have a good attitude of pleading guilty. If you encounter one or two anomalies, moderators and the masses don't need to be polite, just wait on them.

This Buddhism is privileged: if there is infernal affairs, kill it or bury it.

Pay attention to eight, the purpose of this teaching is one: gentleness and sincerity. It's been mentioned before. The second principle of this teaching: the prince committed the crime of breaking the law with ordinary people. Don't say protector. Even if Gu Xichao posts in person, those who don't follow the above ten rules will follow pia.

Attachment: This post always wears the teaching emblem to show white people's respect for Canon.

This specification shall come into force as of the date of promulgation.

-Bai Ershao, protector of Right University.

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Finally ..... 4L went downstairs. Even in this quiz, he could issue HC…… ....................................................................................................................................................... ...