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What are you talking about, getting married and making friends?

1. Your name is written on the property certificate. My mother can swim, so it's hard to keep an adult from giving birth. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

2. The red envelopes that have been issued for * years can finally be returned.

3. Hello everyone, molecular money, please prepare.

You don't need much advice for the rest of your life, just listen to me.

I was arched away by a pig.

6. Dogs sit at home, and food falls from the sky.

7. The national distribution has finally arrived.

8. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent an object, and I went to get one.

9. On the road of life, let's have a rookie peck at each other.

10. There have been rumors recently that I am married. I want to clarify that this is true.