How to write humor in dinner invitations?

Humorous dinner invitations are as follows:

1, recently I think you can't even eat chopsticks and swallow bowls. Let's have dinner together tonight as compensation.

2. The wind blows gently, and text messages are flying all over the sky. There is a party tonight. I invite you to attend. I will pass the buck. You will be fined three cups for being late. Don't drive while drinking. Be prepared in advance.

It's all my fault. I'm sorry to make you angry. It is a sin to do it yourself. I just hope you can forgive me. The point is I'm sorry. I really can't invite you to dinner.

4, the moonlight is like silver tonight, how peaceful and quiet; Honey, where are you? When can I cut candles at the west window with you and enjoy the beautiful scenery of this quiet night!

I always eat fast food, work meal and business package at work. It's hard to have a weekend. I should also have a good rest from my work and have a big meal together at night.