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Urgent SMS about love!!!!

To love someone is to give you a gentle kiss when you get up in the morning;

To love someone is to ask her to pull you up when you are bedridden, and when she gives you her hand When you were eating, I was unexpectedly pulled into your arms;

Loving someone means that when she made a meal that she couldn’t even swallow, you ate it with relish while saying that your girlfriend’s cooking was better than what she had cooked outside. The food tastes much better, and then secretly eats other things;

To love someone is to ask her to copy things for you, and "I love you" comes out while you are reciting it, and she I also wrote it in the article by the way;

There is no reason to love

When you go to QQ, I put down all other things and just talk to you alone, but you can talk to me While chatting with N people, they left me alone for an hour and a half before asking if I was still there.

When I kiss you, you will say that your mouth will be dry after the kiss and turn your head away. When I hold your hand, you will take it away because it is too hot.

I can recite all the phone numbers and your birthdays related to you, but you can’t even remember my mobile phone number.

I know all your favorite dishes and snacks that you don’t know.

I know most of the songs you like to listen to, but you say that most of the songs on my computer are pretty good.

When I call you and want to talk to you, you can say that you have something and it’s not convenient for me to talk to you and hang up the phone. But as long as I tell you that I have something and it’s not convenient for me to answer the phone, you will be unhappy. .

I will get angry with my best brother because he said you are not beautiful, but you agree when your classmates criticize my features that are not ugly in front of you.

I mentioned to you once that there was a girl whose temperament was very similar to yours, so you told me to just go find her, but

You often talk to me. When I was on the phone and saw Louis Koo on TV, I shouted: Louis Koo, I love you.

I am 100% honest with you and will tell you everything and my thoughts, but you hide many things from me.

I made a lot of promises to you. Although I know it is not easy to fulfill my promises, you never really told me that you love me.

All my friends know your existence, but few of your friends know my existence.

After I bought you a necklace, you were happy and kept asking about the price of the necklace. When I deliberately told you who was happy that it was 15 yuan, your face told me that you were unhappy; and you When you bought me a faded bracelet that I wore for half a month and I asked its price, you said it was impolite to ask someone else the price of a gift.

I keep everything you said in mind, but you think I asked you to go to bed early and eat on time.

In order to solve the gap caused by distance in long-distance relationships, I applied for my school’s campus card for you who live in a different place. After making 2,000 minutes of calls in a month, I often had to add one or two more. Hundreds of mobile phone bills.

In order to allow you to keep more money for food, I will help you pay your monthly mobile phone bill.

In order to see you, I often eat instant noodles and white rice with fermented bean curd.

In order to keep you, I cried bitterly in front of my roommates.

In order to please you, I got up from the bed and ran 2,000 meters to the playground just because of you and vomited non-stop in my dormitory.

In order to make you happy, I put down my boyish dignity and bent down to wash your feet and went to the supermarket to buy sanitary napkins and underwear for you.

To show that I really love you, I can kneel down on the balcony in the direction of your city.

In order to buy you birthday gifts and snacks, at the end of the month when I only had 150 yuan, I spent 110 yuan to buy you gifts and snacks and send them to you.

In order to let your QQ level reach the sun as soon as possible, I can get up at 6 o'clock the next morning if I go to bed at 2 o'clock the night before.

In order to make you sleep more comfortably, I, who rarely wash quilts, clumsily learned to wash them.

In order to be able to find me when you call me in the middle of the night, I have developed the habit of never turning off my phone. I often wake up in the middle of the night and scare my roommates by yelling your name on my phone and yelling nonsense.

In order to go shopping with you, I dragged my injured leg while playing football a few days ago and walked for four or five hours without making a sound.

In order not to wake up my roommates, on cold winter nights, I would sometimes receive your call while I was asleep and run to the balcony, trembling all over, and chat with you until you were sleepy. 2 hours, or more.

In order to save the relationship between us, I admit my mistake to you every time we have an quarrel.

“Seeing the person you like happy makes you happy too.” How many people can do this?

Loving someone is when she asks you for flowers on Valentine’s Day, and you say seriously: It’s too expensive to buy flowers during the festival, and merchants are taking advantage of this opportunity to increase prices. When she returned home frustrated, she saw a bunch of red roses smiling at her;

To love someone is to walk around her three times on the left and three on the right when she is angry. Zhuan: Don't be angry, look, I'm so anxious;

Loving someone means that when she has no appetite and doesn't want to eat, you scold her loudly and go to her. She put her favorite dish in her bowl;

Loving someone means that when she comes home in the middle of a snowy night, you go to her work and wait for her until your whole body is cold, but you forget that the car can drive her Delivered to your home;

To love someone is to insist on taking medicine when she is not in good health, but she always throws the medicine aside carelessly. When you see her, you will give her a hard time. Said: If you are in pain in the future, don’t call me, I will ignore you. When she is in pain, you look at her with eyes that are more painful than hers;

To love someone is to put it to her mouth without caring when you eat, and she doesn’t care either. Take a bite;

To love someone is to make every piece of clothing you buy for her fit her figure, so that she can proudly say: My boyfriend bought this for me;

< p>To love someone is to buy something that is not to your liking, accept it happily, and then put it aside and use it once or twice occasionally;

To love someone is to love her for you The sweater I knitted was too small, so I wanted to give it to someone else, but you wouldn’t let me: I can wear it when I lose weight in the future;

To love someone is to hug her and spin her around a few times when you are happy, and when you are frustrated, you can Stay by her side and believe that her slender shoulders can carry your heavy heart;

To love someone means that if you encounter unpleasant things outside, you can go home and get angry with her;

To love someone is to give her a very ordinary phone call every day when you are on a business trip;

To love someone is to believe in all of her and respect all of her;

Loving someone means that no matter what fun, beautiful or delicious things you (she) encounter outside, you will think in your heart: How wonderful it would be if she (you) were here;

Loving someone That is, no matter what occasion you bring her to, you will proudly introduce: This is my girlfriend;

To love someone is to always treat her with love and do a lot of things for her without deliberately doing it. But everything is full of deep love;

Loving someone means that two people depend on each other, get used to each other, get used to each other's presence in life, get used to each other's strengths and weaknesses, and get used to each other's strengths and weaknesses. There is his breath in the air;

Loving someone is actually ordinary, and loving someone ordinary is true.

To love someone is to keep pouring hot water on their quilt on a cold night.

When you love someone, you have the right to say domineeringly: "Don't wear that dress, it's ugly. Wear this, it's newly bought for you."

Love someone It was after dialing the phone that I suddenly didn't know what to say, and then I realized that I just wanted to hear that familiar voice. It turns out that what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

To love someone is to hide their letters in your wallet, take them out and read them several times a day, cry several times, and think about them crazily.

To love someone is to wait for him to come online on Christmas Eve, even if the sky is dark, even if the night is cold

To love someone is to wait for him to come back late. Thinking of a thousand bad possibilities. I imagined that he was going through all kinds of disasters, and vowed to punish him well when he came back, but once they met, he forgot everything.

To love someone is to love their title, status, education, experience, good deeds, and bad deeds, and to see the real person. He is just a child - a good boy or a bad boy - so I love him.

To love someone is to like to listen to their childhood stories, to hear how many times they survived disasters, to hear how naughty and annoying they were, how good they were at playing marbles or playing tricks. To love someone is to love someone. Remembered many past events for him.

When you love someone, you cannot help but hope that you will be more beautiful, hope that you will be remembered, hope that your appearance and body will shine across each other like sunshine when they are in their prime, and they will never forget each other. Even in the winter when the bustling trees are dying, there is still a colleague who is as deep as a historical record who can bear witness to your grace.

To love someone is to always take the trouble to ask or answer silly questions, such as: "Will you still love me if I am old?" "Love!" "I have lost all my teeth." ? "I kiss your gums."

Loving someone is always a series of strange contradictions. You will rely on him like a father, but you will pity him like a son, respect him like an elder brother, and love him like a younger brother. You will want to teach him and learn from him, but you will want to educate him, capture him as your disciple, and kiss him as a friend. , she was angry with him and wanted to be his queen, but she was willing to be his maid.

To love someone is to let that person's name become the last music between your lips on your deathbed.

Loving someone will inevitably give rise to the same desire to possess. I hope to understand his career, I want to know his dreams, I hope to have a dining table, I am willing to use a pair of chopsticks together, I like to drink a cup of tea together, wear the same clothes, and share the same bed and pillow, and go to the same fate, ** *Sleep in a tomb.

To love someone is to be fully satisfied and want to "live" with him. The world is desolate and desolate. We cannot dream of expanding ourselves into a space of six and eight. We only hope to use each other's love to make the two people's lives together. A lifetime is filled. She said: I need a man like this

A little shy, but once on the street when we were parting, she loudly said I love you.

Go to the temple with me to ask for a fortune, gently hold my hand and kneel down together.

Long, tight hugs - almost having to slowly push away every time I get up He goes to sleep a little later than me and wakes up a little earlier.

When I woke up hazily, I whispered my name—I remember my date, shoe number, password, and the thing I was most afraid of.

I am very afraid of bugs. If I see a bug screaming loudly, he will not laugh at me.

In the morning after the rain, I went to the garden and returned the grass to the earthworms that crawled onto the road from the twigs - he was helping me.

You look like a bad guy when you smile - but you're not.

When I feel uncomfortable, I take time off to take me to the doctor and buy ice cream as a reward on the way back.

Never drink while driving. Please wear your seat belt.

Help me with housework, every day. Chat while doing it.

Always help others, no matter what.

Promise me: never. And then never.

Whistle while fixing the toilet.

You can give him the yolk of hard-boiled eggs.

While walking on a rainy day, he carried me through the stagnant water and said: You can still be a little fatter.

When you quarrel, you will not admit your mistake as soon as you leave.

When I was shopping, I took a fancy to skirts of the same style and three colors. He said: Try them all on.

While trying on shoes, he folded my cartoon socks and stuffed them into his jacket pocket.

I often say, I am here.

Don’t tell me until after the matter has happened, and it’s an understatement.

His nails are neat and clean, and he likes me to cut them for him.

He likes to eat all the dishes I cook and asks to cook them again tomorrow.

The children all like him and often come back from playing in the mud downstairs.

Gently unscrew the soda bottle that I can’t unscrew.

When you are busy, book a flight for me and let me take my parents out to play.

Tell me - call anytime, 24 hours a day.

Tell me – don’t save money.

I went to donate blood voluntarily, and when I came back, I smiled and took out a piece of "welfare cookie" for me to try.

Secretly buy a raincoat for two people to wear and put it in the car.

I like to go barefoot, so he spread a small piece of cashmere blanket under the foot of the passenger seat.

When leaving a message, draw a little tiger head as a signature.

Stuttering and arguing with someone while lying sounds like an explanation.

Taught me roller skating and helped me run almost a thousand kilometers.

His secretary asked him to sew the buttons that fell off, but he said thank you, no need.

The flowers you gave me are potted flowers, water them for me.

Play chess with me and allow me to regret it.

He actually told his parents very early about me?

I like sports and took me to the hostess club.

I wear jeans from ten years ago that still fit me.

During the quarrel, I asked him to return the Winnie the Pooh I gave him, but he refused to return it.

I don’t know the direction, but he has a compass in his body, saying - follow me closely

Eat my leftovers.

He chatted with me when I had insomnia.

Use your elbows and knees to support your weight?

While I was taking a shower, he took a magazine and recently sat on the toilet to read it.

Taller than me, let him take things that I can’t get.

Discuss important matters with me, such as next year’s investment plan, whether to bring a barbecue grill for the weekend picnic, and whether to eat Chinese cabbage or baby cabbage for dinner.

Waiting for me outside the restroom of the store.

When I have a cold, he still drinks from my cup.

Calling on the phone: The tropical fish in my office is giving birth to baby fish!

When you are with adults, you are like adults, when you are with children, you are like children, and when you are with dogs, you are like dogs.

The money will not be so much that he would ask other women to spend it for him.

When you like me, you never hesitate and never compare yourself to other women.

You must buy something you like very much - never ask the price when you buy it, and then use it for a long time.

Pick me up at the train station, arrive ten minutes early, and bring a box of blueberry yogurt. .

Everything I buy for him is what he likes and I will not give it to anyone else.

The smell on his body was very good, but he didn't know it.

When I went home from shopping, I watched the football game on TV with one eye and watched me trying on new clothes with the other.

Be courteous and distant towards women.

You can really find him at any time.

With him, you are not afraid of death - nor are you afraid of living until you are very old