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Funny text messages remind you to eat.

Did you eat today? You eat, I eat. You can't really eat until everyone eats. Eating healthier.

There was a meal in front of me that I didn't cherish. . .

Please call me if you feel bored and empty! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, press 2 to talk about work, press 3 to talk about life, press 5 to introduce me, please tell me directly when you invite me to dinner, and please hang up when you borrow money from me.

Your stomach is begging me, let me tell you-eat well and don't abuse me.

I am in your heart now, this is my base camp, and all the nearby areas are under my control. That "stomach" complained to me that you always don't give it food. Is it true?/You don't say. Warning you, be nice to it, otherwise. ....