Text messages about a fool and a fool

What you are receiving now is a very wonderful short message. If you smell it carefully, you will feel an intoxicating smell … smell my fart, right?

I have known you for so long, and you have always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you. I will be a cow and a horse in my next life. ...........................................................................................................................

Horror novel: Dial 7 zeros by phone in the middle of the night 12, and you will hear a woman's sad voice ... The number you dialed does not exist, please find out and dial again.

I will never regret loving you. I will miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. You can't learn if you forget. A little pig is intoxicated in the mobile phone!

Hanging up once means I miss you, hanging up twice means I love you ... hanging up seven times means: where is it? Don't answer the phone if you need anything.

There are two sentences I have always wanted to say to you, and I finally got up the courage today: the first sentence, I love you and I like you very much; The second sentence, never take the first sentence seriously.

Notice: You have been honored to be the 6,543.8 billion mobile phone user of China Mobile, and you will receive a beautiful souvenir. Please call 1860 for details.

Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless ... don't forget, even if people all over the world don't like you and ignore you, at least we ................................................................................................................................................

Toilet trick: put some freshly squeezed orange juice in the bottle, slowly pour it on the partition along the floor and say, sorry, buddy, the toilet is blocked.

I didn't expect you to be the "prosperous wealth" in folklore. The real meaning of your name is "woof-woof ... lucky"

I will skin you, tendon you, cut your liver, cut your lungs, cut your heart, eat your meat, drink your blood and chew your bones ... pig!

You heartless man, to be honest, who was the woman who answered the phone in your room last night? She told me that the number you dialed is busy, please redial later.

Tourist: Master, is that hut over there a toilet? Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.

The so-called "idiot" is a person who doesn't know what you are familiar with and you know nothing about what he knows. Do you know this sentence?

If the joys and sorrows of life are a drama, then fools have already arranged to watch mobile phone messages.

Your shirt is so short that your eyes are exposed, your glasses are on the top of your head, ten toes and ten colors, and there are no straps on the heels of sandals.

"Pig Lang, it's time for us to finish!" "Yulan, give me another chance. If I fool around with Chang 'e again, I will become the pig who reads short messages in my next life. "