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Chief canvassing speech of Fantasy Westward Journey

1. Standard Edition: I hope everyone will vote for me. I won't let you down.

Comments: There's nothing to say, it's ordinary, with no shortcomings and no features.

2. Vote for me: All my friends who like Jay Chou as much as I do vote for me.

Comments: Remember to find a spokesperson who is popular recently and has a mass base, such as Huo Ying, Super Girl, idol drama, but don't write anything like Sister Furong, maybe someone will not vote for you because of this.

3. Right time, right place and right person: This Sunday is Mother's Day. I hope everyone's mother will be healthy and happy forever.

Comments: People who are very attentive are more likely to resonate with everyone than the filial son expected. If they are excited, they may vote for you. Don't use it too often, or there will be a Mother's Day, a Father's Day and a Children's Day in a few days. If everyone is numb, sooner or later they will be tired of aesthetics.

My brother (the owner of this number) will be discharged from the hospital next Monday. I want the director to make him happy. Thank you.

Comments: This is a tough move. If I were your opponent, I would delete the number because of my guilt. However, the key is to convince everyone that this is a fact, not a soap opera, and the reasons for hospitalization should be made up, otherwise there will be no sense of mission because of stomach trouble.

5. Romantic House Edition: We are all angels with only one wing. Only by embracing each other can we fly together.

Comments: Romantic and warm, suitable for Dragon Palace and Tiangong, where there are many real sisters. Women are forbidden (it is not a good girl to hug a group of people in such a hurry), and tiger heads are forbidden (I shudder just to imagine the picture).