How to chase a narcissistic girl?

Teach you how to chase girls with text messages

Teach you how to chase girls with text messages

Lesson 1:

Of course, First of all, you need to know the girl’s mobile phone number.

Secondly, you must be interested in her.

Send a text message: "I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?"

Note: If a girl agrees, the location she is looking for is a comparison. Quiet bars, don’t go to restaurants or bars for the time being.

Lesson 2:

Don’t forget to send a text message after you go home from the date: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. have a good night.

Let her know that you are a caring person.

The next day, you can also send her a funny text message, such as:

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the poop of the gibbon, and the gibbon helped it gently and carefully. After cleaning, they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It's all ape dung!

2. I am a bean, and I fell. I’m so discouraged, what can I do to get back on my feet? The answer is----you. There is such a thing called "Pig Encouragement Beans".

3. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked him what he wished for. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

. . . . . .

Let her know that you have a sense of humor.

Note: Never post pornographic jokes.

Lesson 3:

When you get up in the morning, send her a text message:

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm today. How many were caught?

I remember a girl answered me like this:

The early worm is eaten by the bird, haha, I am more like a worm.

Answer: La la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat I eat I eat eat eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just in time, full. Stayed for lunch.

Note: She is a beauty. Girls are more vain, so you can usually send text messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed up in a special way today, very cute.

2. My eyes almost dropped when I saw you dressed so beautifully today. ~!~

. . . . . .

Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4:

After a period of contact and you have become somewhat familiar with it, it’s time for you to show off your tricks. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty tried every means to transport fresh lychees to Chang'an for Concubine Bo Guiyixiao. Now use your text messages to please the girl you like.

1. Hints and tricks: If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together silly. When the mountains were covered with ice and snow, we would nest in a warm haystack, and I would hold you in my arms and feed you rat poison.

2. A text message in English is also good: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, i will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.

4. Tease and tease, deepen the impression: I said: "You are a pig."

You said: "It's weird that I am a pig."

From now on I called you a "weird pig", and finally one day you couldn't bear it anymore and shouted to me in public: "I'm not a weird pig.

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5. The trick of hinting is still effective: Listen, I want to chase you! I will recognize you! You are the one I have been looking for! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I I must chase you until I die! (Damn fly, I will slap you to death!)

6. The advantage of sending text messages is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if you feel sour and vomiting. , girls all like to talk sweetly and care about others:

If one day you feel tired, just turn around and my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away you are, No matter how many years it takes, this blessing turns into blue stars, shining in the morning light, shining in the sunset, and shining in every inch of your life.

Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A. : Miss you, B: Miss you very much, C: Miss you very much, D: I can’t miss you, E: All of the above

Lesson 5:

Depressed, I have to wait tomorrow I'm on a business trip. I may not be able to share my experience with my friends for a few days. Thank you for your support and support. I also hope that friends who have experience in this regard will follow up.

This lesson is about the amount of texting. And quality:

1. Quantity is more important than quantity. Girls probably don’t like boys with mother-in-law and mother-in-law. Do you find it annoying to be around them all day long (it’s another matter if you catch them). .

2. Don’t keep sending text messages copied from the Internet. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart.

3. Occasionally, you will spend three days fishing and two days surfing the Internet, and you will be attacked by fierce text messages one after another. Suddenly, you will not send any text messages for a day or two. When your text messages become a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send them today. Did you send me a text message? When she takes the initiative to send you a text message, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving enough text messages, the girl will give you a text message. The first text message you send is often to complain to you, such as "I'm so bored" and "I'm about to collapse". Hey, what are you waiting for? Girls are most likely to succeed when they need help the most. Please encourage them quickly. Her:

In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, and one shore is connected to the other; in fact, tears are sweet, when your wish comes true; in fact, I want you to be happy every day.

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You have to keep moving forward. No matter what happens, I will fight with you. I hope to see a strong me and a strong you!

Call her after texting, this is a must.

Lesson 6

Care about the weather and send a weather forecast to your girlfriend every day. Bar:

Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree, and the maximum temperature will be 13 degrees. XX asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. (XX, it’s you) < /p>

Don’t type the content in brackets into text messages. Don’t copy online text messages mechanically. Transform other people’s things into your own. That is the highest level.

I found a few randomly. Text messages, if you like it, use it. Went to bed.

1. Are you secretly missing me? Are you really secretly missing me? If you really miss me, just tell me. I will not stop you from missing me. Please be reasonable. Well. I miss you too.

2. How are you at home? I am quite bored, come on, smile, please see: if you are a flower, I would like to be that cow dung; if you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to be the egg with a crack.

3. Whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I will think of you and want you to double my happiness.

4. There are some words that don’t need to be said, I just want to use them The deep eyes tell you how difficult it is to live without seeing each other!

5. Do you miss me when I miss you? No matter how far apart we are and how long the road ahead is, I just want to say it’s great to know you

6. Do you know who I am?

7. Give you a cup of morning tea: use fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle admonitions as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water, generous tolerance as a cup, and drink out your good mood and happiness throughout the day. A lifetime of happiness!

A compulsory course for chasing girls - love letters. Many people who want to find a girlfriend want to improve their English. (T&F?) In fact, this process will also benefit you a lot^_^

Classic love confession

1. I would be a liar if I said that I didn't love you.

If I said that I didn't love you, then Just to deceive you.

Attention: Subjunctive mood + double negative, this is a typical listening problem. Try to see if you can respond to this sentence in 2 seconds

The sentence is " I love you" means.

Similar sentence:

I love you for you. I love you for yourself or I love you as a person (not your money or status

2. You make me the happiest man in the world.

You make me the happiest man in the world.

This is so simple, but I put it in the top five most romantic sentences!!! Ev

ery woman likes to think she makes her man happy.

(This sentence is very simple, but I list it as one of the top five most romantic sweet words. Every woman hopes that she can make her man happy.)

3. Your love delights me, my sweetheart . Your love is better than wine; Your

perfume more fragrant than any spice.

My love, how sweet your love is, your love is sweeter than wine, you exude The scent is better than any spice.

This is so romantic and touching but it makes me think of a little child's co

mment I once heard. The little boy hugged his mother with sticky hands and sa

id “I love you so much mom, I love you more than...ice cream! ! ! ”

(This passage is so romantic and touching! However, it reminds me of the words of a little boy I heard once. The little boy

used two sticky Huhu hugged his mother and said: "Mom, I love you so much!!! I love you more...than ice cream!!!")

4. In my heart there is a special place for you

A place where nothing else could be

A place of serenity where love grew

A place o

f pure joy and ecstasy.

There is a pure land in my heart specially for you.

Nothing can occupy it.

In this pure land Love is growing,

Intoxicating happiness is rippling.

5. There aren't enough words to tell you I love you,

not enough ways to show you I care,

not enough laughter and good times to wish you,

not enough wonderful moments to share.

Million bright mornings would not be too many,

warm evenings forever would still be too few --

I want you and need you so much that it seems there aren't enough days

in life time with you.

There are not enough words to express my love for you, not enough ways to show my care for you, not enough laughter

and Pleasure can make you enjoy, and there are not enough beautiful moments to spend with you. A million bright mornings are not too many, and endless warm nights are still too few-- I want you, I need you!!! Living this life with you still feels inadequate. (What a great comparison

!)

I am almost speechless at all of these beautiful words!!! If you have a boyfr

iend or girlfriend and use this material to practice your English, you 'd bet

ter be careful, or you might find yourself getting married sooner than you th

ought!!!!!!

(I was almost speechless by these sweet words!!! If you have a boy Friends or girlfriends, be careful when using these sweet words to practice English, otherwise you may find yourself getting married early)

Comes with Shakespeare A poem

Shall I Compare thee to a Summer's Day

(William Shakspeare)

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

< p>Thou art more lovely and more temperate. (thee,thou=you) (art=are)

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimmed.

And every fair

from fair sometime declines,

By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed.

But thy eternal summer shall not shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest.

Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade

When in eternal lines to time thou growest.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

(The last two lines of the poem are famous lines, they can be used to please girls!) < /p>

Tips for chasing girls

1) Chasing girls who are silent and arrogant

It seems quite tricky at first. In fact, this kind of girls are cold on the outside but fanatical on the inside. They generally like boys who are a little wilder. If you are that kind of gentle boy, but your appearance is not good, the possibility is relatively small, it is better to choose another beautiful woman. If others comment on you as "so cool!", then you have great hope! If you are not rejected for the first time, then you must not waste the opportunity! They may be extremely disrespectful to you at first. . You must not be discouraged at this time.

You must persist, even to the point of shamelessness. Inviting you to watch movies, dancing, skating, and going to the study room where she often goes are all good strategies. You must find more opportunities to express yourself, a lot (of course I have to leave the "I love you" until the end, haha)... For this type of girl, your true feelings are very attractive.

It usually takes a long time to chase this kind of girl. If you are about to graduate or leave school now, it seems that it is better not to start. To avoid wasting... haha. But after you catch her, she will usually give up and you will think that you are the happiest BF in the world! Haha.

(2) Chasing romantic and fantasy girls

If you really fall in love with such a girl, let me remind you first - you will have to taste the ups and downs! Breeding girls seem to pursue spirituality more than material things, but in fact it's just the opposite. Romance requires money to create. If you don't have enough financial resources, I hope you will think more carefully. Since she likes romance, flowers, chocolates, and more, you can best touch her heartstrings by giving her gifts.

If you want to catch this kind of girl, don’t be stingy with your money. Except for the moon in the sky, and on the ground except... (What? I can't remember) As long as she wants it, you should try your best to get it without hesitation. And the usual roses, snacks, and even the subtle details show the spirit... In short, if you want to chase a girl like this, you must develop the ability to read girls' minds. Don’t forget to bribe the roommates and classmates around girls.

They will tell you a lot of useful information. As for your own dress, you must put a lot of thought into it, and don't be rustic all day long. (After you catch up with a girl, you can safely show your true colors, because in her eyes you are no longer a bitch. Haha)

When you want to play with her, you should also go to romantic places, such as Spring outings, dance parties, watching love feature films... She will gradually become inseparable from your care and attention, haha! Although such a girl costs you a lot of money, she will also bring you a lot of beautiful fun, as long as you If you really like it, you can still live a happy life.

(3) Pursue gentle and considerate girls

This kind of girl is a giving type. Once she becomes your GF, she will take good care of you, be gentle and approachable, and make you feel the warmth and reliability of love. If you can catch this kind of girl, theoretically you will become the most comfortable man in your life. This type of girl should be easier to chase (and is suitable for all types of boys), as long as she doesn't hate you and you are worthy of her.

Now let us discuss the question of means.

First of all, you should pay more attention to her in life and study. She doesn't need any material things, but needs a kind of care from the heart, which will appear in front of her when she needs help. (A reminder: You must observe more in order to find good opportunities to take action.) Of course, if you are a romantic person, sending flowers and gifts during festivals is foolproof.

You can send some friendly things at the beginning, and wait until you feel you can express it (for example, when she starts to look at you differently from others or seems a little at a loss in front of you), then you can Send roses! If you don’t plan to be so extravagant, you can reveal some in your daily chats after self-study. When the time is right, suddenly say something like "It feels so good to be with you". If she doesn't avoid it, you Just strike while the iron is hot and say what you've wanted to say for a long time. The best time is at night: people’s defense capabilities are weaker at night. If she starts to avoid you, don't force her. You can continue to care for her silently until she is moved.

If you don’t have many opportunities to interact with her, and you have already set your sights on her when she doesn’t know you, you can pretend to be acquaintance by chance through the same friends between you and her, and then Deepen your impression through a few more "encounters" in the same study room, and then you're good to go. Don't think that this kind of girl is honest and will be safe once you catch her. In fact, it depends on the individual. If you don't want her to leave you for an extended period of time, if it doesn't work, you should write letters and make phone calls frequently.

4) Chasing lively and cute girls

This kind of girl seems to like a lot of people. And in a new environment, Boy Friend is often the first one. Not because they are easy to chase, but because they often have to be in the active position. If you like this kind of girl, it will be very easy if she also likes you. If you have more contact with her, and occasionally express your affection for her, she will move closer to your goal at the same time as you.

Don't be discouraged if she doesn't like you (or worse, she likes someone else). As long as you still have a chance, go for it (of course you don't have to if you are just average towards her). You can have a friendship with her first and try to develop the same hobbies as her. During this period, your humor and open-mindedness are very important, so that she will still think of you on the way back. If the person she likes is not interested in her, then you can take your time until she takes the initiative towards you more than she does that person.

At this time you can adopt obvious strategies to make her truly become your Girl Friend. If she and he like each other, and if you think she is worthy of your charge of stealing someone's love, you can still give them a final blow before they confide in each other. At this time, opportunity is very important.

You have to observe carefully, and when they have conflicts or misunderstandings, take advantage of the situation and be the first to get there. Victory may be yours in the end! (Generally, girls won’t tell the difference after they catch up. This is my idea, haha) After this kind of girl has a BF, some unknowing people may like her. You have to notify her in time, "Please! She already belongs to me!", and the result should be relatively optimistic.

(5) Chasing hysterical girls

The typical characteristic of this kind of girl is that she shows her emotions, cries when she wants to, and laughs when she wants to, which often makes people feel a little ridiculous. There are people chasing girls like this. A crazy girl is like a wild horse. If you feel you don't have enough ability to control it, you don't have to think about chasing it. Choose another one. If you feel good about yourself, you can give it a try.

First of all, you have to create an impression on her that you are awesome (it doesn’t matter if it is T or F, haha), and let her admire you. Before you chase her, you'd better summarize your expertise and design the time to show it so that she will look up to you unconsciously. Once you have this good start, you can launch a full-scale attack. You don't have to be slavish at all. As long as you date her a few more times (you can choose a friend who is less handsome and better than you to escort you, haha) and show your style more, her heart will slowly move closer to you. .

Don’t chase her right away, otherwise she will go as quickly as you come. You should try to catch her in the trap and let her fall into the trap. Your job is to create as many opportunities as possible to expose and display your own talents. Wait until she is completely convinced by you, then slowly make it clear--oh, it turns out you like her too.

Haha!

(6) Chasing girls who are older than you

It is a common problem in our school that girls you like are older than you. And it is a fine tradition in our school that girls are older than boys. For newcomers to the love scene, there is no need to panic when encountering this situation. Just keep moving forward! But in the process of pursuit, you must pay attention to the following points:

a: Don't act like a little boy. Even truly mature women want to be pampered rather than pampered. When you encounter difficulties or problems, you must take the lead. Don't ask her to protect you. Your own subjective judgment is very important. Don't act like everyone else in front of the girl you like.

b: "I am mentally older than you" should be your mantra when she has an idea. Let her feel that this is indeed more real than biological age.

c: You must not have the idea of ??"she is older than me" in your heart. And you should forget this when chasing her

Tips for chasing girls 2

Things to note when dining with a girl:

a. Take the initiative to invite her to dinner, because most girls don't want to say that they are hungry.

b. Ask her what she wants to eat first, and if she doesn't express her opinion, you decide on the menu yourself. Don't push back and forth. If you think you're being polite to the other person, you'll actually embarrass the other person. When ordering, be careful not to order food that sticks to your teeth as it will ruin the atmosphere.

c. Try not to make any noise when eating. It is better to talk and eat at the same time.

d. You can eat as much as you want. Girls usually like boys with a strong appetite.

Notes on drinking:

a. Never force your girlfriend to drink on a first date. This will make your girlfriend unhappy, and she may refuse to date you again on the pretext that you force her to drink.

b. Don't pretend to be massive, whether you know it or not.

c. If she drinks and her face turns red, you should praise her.

If you are late for a date:

Rush to the date, gasp and sincerely apologize to the other party, and then naturally find an excuse, such as "There was a traffic jam on Zhongshan Road, I was so anxious." "I jumped out of the car and ran over, and I was out of breath." Or: "I wanted to find a gift you like and give it to you, but I couldn't make up the time..." In short, make it reasonable and make it impossible for her to realize that it was you. Being late due to negligence has nothing to do with cars or gifts. This kind of promise helps to resolve the girlfriend's dissatisfaction. The motives are good and cannot be regarded as malicious deception. However, being late is something you can never do again. If you tell too many lies, the truth will eventually come out.

Tips for saying goodbye to her:

It is best to say goodbye to her at the appropriate station, wait for the bus with her until the bus arrives, and then wait for her to get on the bus and the bus has driven out. Leave. This way the woman won't think you're not tight enough. If she is willing to let you take her home, it means that she already has a crush on you. The timing must be determined at this time, that is, the first date should end when the girl still wants to get along with you. This is a surefire way to make her look forward to your next date. In the meantime, you should use the following invitation techniques. For example, while waiting for the bus, you ask her: "Today is the summer solstice. Do you know what summer solstice means?" She says she doesn't know, and then the bus arrives. You say, "Okay, I'll tell you on our next date."

Repeat the next time and place, and then send her to the car. Or, as she was about to break up, she said, "I had a great night with you." You must immediately pick up the topic and say, "That's great, I'll make you happier next time." Then repeat appropriately the time and place of the next date.

Tips for getting to know her:

Most women don’t hate being approached by strange men, because they subconsciously think that this is because they have enough charisma to attract men, but If your words are inappropriate and your expression is unnatural, they will not stop to talk to you. Therefore, you should think about the content of the conversation before striking up a conversation and use the following questions appropriately.

① A question more suitable for a confident woman wearing heavy makeup: Can I buy you a cup of coffee?

Miss, you are so beautiful, miss, your hair is so elegant and charming!

Miss, your temperament is so charming. Can we be friends?

Miss, your clothes are so beautiful. Where did you buy them? I want to tell my cousin.

Miss, are you a fashion model? Could you please sign...what? Not you?

No, I don’t believe it. You are so beautiful, please sign your name."

②An opening noun that is more suitable for ordinary girls, it must be said humorously and interestingly.

---The view of the sea in front is so beautiful , let's go and see the sea together?

---I like your style of dressing, please talk to me about it. I want my sister to learn from it.

- --- I really want to invite you to have a drink and enjoy it.

--- I know a restaurant with a beautiful style and atmosphere. Let's go and enjoy it together.

Notes:

①Do not approach a strange woman from behind.

②Smile naturally when your eyes meet.

③Do not approach from above. Look at the other person's body.

④Be natural and don't let the other person feel that you are trying to strike up a conversation with her.

⑤Don't rush to touch the other person anywhere.

⑥Don’t get discouraged and give up as soon as the other party refuses. You need to keep trying at least 5 times.

⑦Don’t pester the other party, let alone block the other party’s way or follow closely. . Even if it fails, it’s not a big deal.

⑧As long as you can enjoy spending time with her in this way, it will be a complete success if you can make an appointment with her for the next meeting. Know how to end the first contact at the right time

⑨ If the woman responds enthusiastically, you do not need to stick to the above methods, but should "take advantage of the victory"

Her skills:

The most difficult thing for lovers is not knowing how to start this process. Men will worry about their abrupt behavior, and women will worry that men will regard themselves as vain. In the end, it is the man who should start. For this procedure, you may wish to refer to the specific techniques listed below: Contact with her hand: ① When crossing the road: Say: "Hurry up, the red light is about to turn on" and then hold her hand naturally across the road.

②When you get off the boat or walk on a bumpy road: naturally stretch out your hand and say to her: "Come on, it's dangerous here, please hold my hand." ③When there are many people: Yes She said: "Hold my hand, otherwise we will be separated." If she is coy, grab her hand; if she really likes you in her heart. He would just struggle for a few times and then obey.

If she really doesn't want to, she will try to break away "sternly". At this time, don't force yourself. This is a sign of respect for her will and does not mean that you are weak.

④When she wanted to get up: Of course she said to her: "Come, I will pull you up."

⑤ Compare the size of your palms with her: "Come on, let's compare whose hands are bigger. Wow, your hands are so cute." ⑥Try your wrist strength: can you resist her pulling her hands? .

⑦ Palm reading: This method is very old, but very effective. If you really study palmistry and can talk for five minutes, she will be very interested.

Touch her shoulders and other parts:

① When a car is coming from behind; say to her: "The car is coming." So he easily put his shoulder on her and pulled her closer.

②Dangqiuqian: Say: "Come, I will help you push." Hands naturally push his shoulders.

③When you come to the entrance of the meal: pat her shoulder gently and say, "This is the only room, how about it?" If she agrees, gently hold her shoulder and walk in together.

④ When the wind suddenly turns cold or it rains suddenly: take off your coat and put it on her body, then gently lift her shoulders.

⑤When introducing a building or historic site: Put your left hand on her shoulder from behind, point to the building or historic site with your right hand and say: "There, that's that one."

⑥When riding the Ferris wheel in an amusement park or entering a haunted house: hold her hand tightly or put your arm around her shoulders.

⑦When she just stood up on the grass: You said: "Oh, it's dirty here." Slap her ass a few times.

Remember, the touching movements should be natural and gentle, and the tone of voice should be relaxed and natural. There must be no feeling of nervousness, because a woman is already very nervous when she comes into contact with the opposite sex for the first time. Internally, if she likes you, not only will she not mind you touching her, she'll want you to do so. But your actions.

Your demeanor and tone will have an important impact on her mood. If you act unnaturally, she will become even more unnatural and may even reject you.

I wish you get the goddess in your mind as soon as possible! ~~ Work hard