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Recommend novels, read chestnut's reply, similar to funny pet articles, reject Gu Xijue's interspersed writing, and reject the first person, thank you.

I don't like this world, I only like you.

Author: Joey

Copy: 00 1

Last year, Mr. F went to Japan on business, and I saw a post on the Internet, "How do girls usually send text messages to flirt with their boyfriends?" All kinds of answers are directly laughed at.

It happened that I changed my new mobile phone number that day and sent him an anonymous short message: "Boss, do you need ...? "

He ignored it.

I'll send another one: Baojun is satisfied.

"After a long time, he called and the first sentence was:" Are you free at home? "

I was shocked: "How did you know it was me?"

He said, "Only you are so boring." After thinking about it, he said, "I'll be back the day after tomorrow."

"So soon, isn't it next week?"

"Temporary change."

Not long after, his colleague went home for dinner and talked about this trip to Japan. His colleague said, "F didn't even attend the celebration dinner. He rushed to the airport in a second and said that there was no one at home and he came back to take care of the cat. "

He looked around and asked curiously, "Where's your cat?"

My face turned red at once, and F put a piece of braised fish in my bowl and said without changing color, "He is timid and afraid of strangers."

Comments: Slight sadness, great warmth, MengMeng's little joke. Now many people on the Internet are talking about its authenticity, but I don't think it is necessary. Everyone has a dream in his heart, and let it exist for the sake of the beauty in his heart. Don't try to break it. As long as you believe it, it is true.

Billions of exclusive pets: the young master's wife

Author: Shen You

Copywriter: The principle of a good wife is that there is no principle. Q: If a man is extremely powerful and man show is black-bellied, why is he willing to be an honest "adoptive father"? A: Because the purpose of raising a child is only one-to protect and spoil the original desire and give her the best happiness in the world. Born with two female stars vs mysterious big-name life is sweet who worships her husband.

What about the family who love us?

How about the beautiful Chu people who love us?

How do you like our joke king?

Little bees who love us leisurely?

Comment: No mistress, no abuse point. All the characters are cute and funny.