Valentine's day message on Qixi

0 1, love you, love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. I won't hit you, I won't scold you, I will torture you with text messages!

02. You won the grand prize. Please take your submachine gun to any bank tomorrow. In order to ensure that you will not be hunted, please wear a mask!

03. Four defects: the boss's kidney, the draft of the three lectures, the tears of the young lady, and the table of the statistics bureau.

I don't care whether you ignore me. There are beautiful women everywhere, and they will take me in at any time.

05. You can reflect people's shortcomings better than the mirror. You are more knowledgeable than Zhuangzi, and you are more resourceful than Sun Tzu. So everyone affectionately calls you: the grandson of Jingzhuang.

06. It's Tanabata again, but I still treat you wholeheartedly. Either stay together for a long time or love each other for life!

07, your loneliness, I will drive away; My love, you will have it Let's love each other forever!

08, the high light flashes; My desire is getting deeper and deeper. I open the curtain, look at the moon and sigh. Especially for the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, looking at the stars from the other side.

09. Climb to the top of the vertical kiln and overlook the southeast. Autumn wind can't understand your mind, you are alone.

10, tender as water, polite as a dream, forbear to return to the bridge. As long as two people love us to the end, why covet my Heron?

1 1, looking up at Bixiao on Tanabata, magpies both walk the magpie bridge. Every family watches the moon, and HongLing wears a hundred pieces.

12, dear! It is my duty to love you! I will wait for you here! The moon on Tanabata will also shine for us!

13, today is tanabata, running water has come out in summer, and it's windy and drizzly in autumn. On July 7th, I miss you and love you! !

14, Qian Shan, where is the divorce complaint? There are so many troubles in the corner of the world, I can only hold a grudge against you!

15, the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, we secretly told each other in the quiet midnight world. In heaven, let's be two birds flying together forever, and on earth, let's be two trees linked together forever.

16. Go to the West Building to see the moon alone. Lonely phoenix tree, lock autumn. Ask Tianshi, have you seen magpies? Is it Chen Juan * *?

17, don't lean on the fence alone, thousands of miles away, it's easier to see when you're away. Running water is gone, and spring is gone. Do you miss me?

18, "On the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, we secretly told each other in the quiet midnight world. It's Tanabata again. How are you doing without me?

19. Today is July 7th. On the seventh day of July, in the palace of longevity, we secretly told each other in the silent midnight world that we would like to be a pair of birds and grow together on the earth, two branches of a tree. ..

20. If there is a magpie bridge. I want to walk with you to the end of the bridge. Then tear down the bridge. I will never let you go. Would you like to?

2 1, 14 without you, you can't say it's a foreigner's day. Today is the Valentine's Day in China on Tanabata, haha!

Those who don't want to be single, cheer for our July 7th. Forget the shameful 2 14 and build our 7 7!

23. I can't tell you how much I miss you and how much I love you. The moon on Tanabata can express my feelings. I only hope that the bridge can meet and love you forever!

24, heaven and earth, year after year, tonight's reunion, only willing to last forever. Love you, just want to tell you that this life will not change!

No matter how far apart we are, we will meet in the most beautiful place one day. Don't forget our appointment

26, don't lean on the fence alone, thousands of miles away, it is easier to see when it is difficult. Running water is gone, and spring is gone. Do you miss me?

27, Tanabata! How I look forward to the miracle that Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet! Happy Valentine's Day.

28. I miss you every minute, miss you and say goodbye. Tomorrow is the day when we meet. See you in the middle of magpie bridge!

29. I miss you every minute, miss you and say goodbye. Tomorrow is the day when we meet. See you in the middle of magpie bridge!

I tell you, first of all, I love you, second, I still love you, third, I still love you ... I love you ... Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1, February 14, you didn't send me roses, and you didn't send me blessings on July 7, but I only love you! Happy Valentine's Day!

32. Without you in the dream, it would be a nightmare. Clouds are not like you. They are dark clouds. I didn't miss you in my heart. That's not my heart.

33. It is your tenderness that entangles my heart and makes me unable to miss you; It is your thoughtfulness that has trapped my people and made me love you involuntarily.

34. The slightest breeze is winding your mood, and the continuous summer rain is mixed with my thoughts! Send a message that I will spend Tanabata with you.

35. Looking at the toilet from a distance, I can see how spectacular the toilet is. I poured water three times and there was no paper in my pocket.

36. Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is pop music and divorce is pop music.

37. Bears and rabbits shit in the forest. The bear asked the rabbit, "Does it matter if the hair touches the stool?" The rabbit replied, "It doesn't matter!" So the bear wiped his ass with a rabbit.

Thirty-eight, twenty Pentium, thirty Hitachi, forty Zheng Da, fifty Konka, sixty Microsoft, seventy years old, only Lenovo!

39. There are four major areas today: mobile phones wear condoms, pagers wear handcuffs, men wear vests, and women wear bras. Who are you?

40. I've been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

4 1, hello, hello, you eat grass every day, wear cotton-padded jacket in summer, waiting for you to clean the toilet. Ask people for money. You think you are a gentle and lovely lady, but you are super stupid.

42. There are four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a rainy day, when it hurts; Meet an old friend and an enemy in another country; Wedding night, barren woman; When nominating the gold medal list, the names are repeated.

I think about it day and night. I really want to be with you, kiss you and lick your taste. ................................................................................................................................................

44. You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding.

45. Dude, you look like a' big' from a distance, but you look like a' too' from a close look. On closer inspection, it turns out to be a' wood' word, which is awesome.

46. Cold drinks sell a new product: "the feeling of heartache". I bought a cup from 20 yuan, and I'm curious. I really feel heartbroken: it's just a glass of boiled water!

47. I found something shameful about you. Please put 250 yuan in your trash can tomorrow 13: 00! (No USD)

48. Last night, I was drunk and didn't know the way home. I walked into the depths of the forest in a daze, spitting, spitting, and began to play with countless Yuanyang.

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him questions, he only answers "No". Have you heard this story?

50, you are a little aura, I am a little stupid; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You have a little aroma, I have a little smoke; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper.

5 1. When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, "If you pester me again, I will die."

52. If you become a piece of shit in the next life, I will become a fly, buzzing around you and circling around you.

53. Warning: After verification, your mobile phone number is the same as that of President Clinton. Please change it quickly so as not to cause international disputes or romantic events!

54. Four major defects: stock quilt cover; Dirty money was stolen; Looking for a lady to be reported; Eat viagra without laughing.

55. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you blink, I will die.

56. A tiger ran after the sheep and the sheep jumped into the water. After a while, a turtle climbed ashore, and the tiger stepped on it and said, "Sample! Don't think that I don't know you if you wear a vest! "

57, I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you. I need to recharge. Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

58, lying plum smells flowers, lying only painting the sky. The fish kissed Shi Shui, and the stone answered Chun Lv. -Read aloud and know what you mean!

59. I will do anything for you! Even this message was sent to you by my left hand. I have never wiped my ass!

60. Break the wife's life tenure system and implement the aunt shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.