The 25 SMS evaluation is here.

In fact, you are very creative. It is your courage to live, and ugliness is not your intention.

It's just that God has a little temper. You have to live bravely. Without you, how can you set off the beauty of the world?

6 When you meet 9, you say, Why should you leave? meets 8 and says: If you are fat, why wear a belt?

7 meets 2 and says: Stop kneeling, and I won't marry you! 1 meets 3 and says: Oh! I haven't seen breast augmentation for a few days!

There is a new gorilla in the zoo, which is so ugly that everyone throws up. On the first day, I went there and I threw up. The next day you went, and the orangutan threw up.

Crying is a woman's conventional weapon, silence is a woman's chemical weapon, and suicide is a woman's announcement of the use of nuclear weapons, but it is usually a nuclear threat.

I took Zheng Yijian in my hand, pedaled Wen Zhaolun, crossed Zhao Benshan, crossed Guanzhilin, crossed Pan Changjiang, and came to Zhouxingchi to wash Zheng Yulin.

My four goals are: to marry you in this life, work hard to build you, be satisfied with you, and happiness will always accompany you.

every day is a festival for people who have feelings. A cold and warm sentence, a line of noise; A reminder, a note from hand to hand; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

this year, no gifts will be accepted, and only RMB will be accepted. One hundred and eighty thousand dollars is fine, and Hong Kong dollars doesn't mind

Four Grass Laws of Picking up Girls: Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, good horses don't eat grass back, old cows eat young grass when it's fashionable, and there are plenty of fragrant grass in the sea! .

I'm fascinated by you, and I'm tempted by you. I miss you like an ant is biting. I'm trapped in your prison and don't want to escape. I love you so much that I can't help it.

I'm sorry, I did send colorful flowers to the girl you saw last time, but I meant to show her some color!

I miss you as a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden cantaloupe and kiss your cantaloupe. Hate you as a cucumber, eat you as a watermelon, scold you as a melon, and beat you as a fool.

Life: debut at the age of , basically orient at 3, retire to your hometown at 6, play mahjong at 7, bask in the sun at 8, lie in bed at 9, and hang on the wall at 1.

There is a rainbow in my eyes, which is your smile that never fades; I have an emotion in my heart, which is an unforgettable attachment to you. Do you know I'm waiting for you?

I wish you all the best again and again. five blessings's colorful life has been flourishing for a long time. It's perfect.

If you don't score high, you can pass the exam. If you don't learn deeply, you can cheat. I am in the classroom, but I am idle. Novels spread quickly and magazines turn over frequently.

Just give me a smile, like a thin glass of wine.

hello, customer! Here is the voice blessing on-demand station. Your friend has requested a song sung by a power train for you. The song name is "Dang". The listening method is as follows: hit your head hard with an iron basin. Pay attention, you can listen repeatedly!

now, my friend, please touch your face, look at the mirror and smile. If your skin color is pink and the fluff on your face is tender and soft, it means that you are healthy. Ok, that's all for this lecture on pig raising! Thanks for listening. See you next time!

the person I love is taken, and the person who loves me is terrible. If he doesn't go bad in debauchery, he will pervert in silence. The sea, it is full of water, the fool watching the mobile phone, he is grinning < P > God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water; God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice; God saw that you didn't have a lovely friend, so he created me; At the same time, God found that there are no fools in this world, and he created you by the way.

"Satellite report: Your sleeping posture is incorrect at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep. This information is taken from the real-time monitoring system of mobile phone. "

"Qian Shan is always in love, can you get in touch? It's love to travel all over China, and only ten short messages are one! "

Modern man's server type: A man is just like a server. In addition to installing an operating system loyal to his wife, he should also install a lot of software to serve his wife!

Recently, there was chaos in the Wulin. It was a dragon slayer that reappeared in the Jianghu, and blood flowed like a river. The Wulin chivalrous men rushed to tell each other, asking you to make a shield with your face, so as to save all the people from fire and water!

There are many reasons for being single, one of which is: new lovers keep coming, but old mistakes keep being made!

The sky without you is not blue; Without you, I am upset; Life without you is really hard; When can I really have you: my dearest-money!

The United States and Iraq went to war, and the US military used chemical and biological nuclear weapons on a large scale, causing serious casualties among Iraqi soldiers and civilians and a lot of biological variation! One of the monkeys with the biggest variation is reading short messages!

I will never forget it in my mind. Because of your appearance, I have company. I think of-dream of-you every night, because-because you are a dinosaur.