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Funny blessings related to the Lantern Festival
1. The bright moon adds to my longing, and every text message is true love; the Lantern Festival is here and I wish you: the sound of firecrackers conveys good luck to you! Tangyuan brings you sweet happiness! Flower lanterns illuminate your future!
2. The moon on the fifteenth day will be much rounder, the lanterns on the fifteenth day will be brighter, the festive firecrackers will be louder, the auspicious gongs and drums will be louder, and the blessing words will be more abundant. May your body be healthy It's great, it's red when it's rich, it's fragrant when it's a happy life. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival with family reunion, peace, happiness, joy, sweetness and joy!
3. Use auspicious red paper and a happy skeleton to create a lantern of good luck and illuminate a happy mood; use a wishful brush and a smooth font to write a happy lantern riddle and guess life. The sweetness; use the happy flour and the worry-free water to make the Lantern Festival for reunion and eat a wonderful life. During the Lantern Festival, be happy and in a good mood, and may happiness last a lifetime!
4. After the New Year, the Yuan Dynasty comes again, and my husband returns home after leaving home for a few days. The jade plate is full of silver this evening, and I am eager to eat glutinous rice balls around the stove. On the night of Yuan Dynasty, the bright mirror shines on the world, and the neighbor's flute and sheng are not sleeping. Dare I ask the bright moon to tell me, can the lovers of heaven and earth be reunited.
5. Today is a good day, a gathering of lovers during the Lantern Festival. They hold each other hand in hand and enjoy the sweet glutinous rice balls, which are sweet to the heart. Looking at each other with lingering friendship, looking at the rose lanterns in their arms. Ignoring the crowds of people on the street, sweet words are in my ears. I just hope that we will get married from now on and stay together until we grow old. Happy Double Day!
6. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk Man: I don’t know. I just arrived. Happy Lantern Festival.
7. A man was about to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: My dear, don’t be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! After hearing this, the man jumped down. Police: You really shouldn’t threaten him like this! Happy Lantern Festival.
8. Grandmother and granddaughter are in the consulting room. Undress, the doctor said to the pretty girl. No, doctor, said the old lady: I ??am a patient. Doctor: Then stick out your tongue. Happy Lantern Festival.
9. I saw you again today. You are so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking leisurely, with a detached and comfortable look. You are so cute. I don’t know how you could beat me back then. Where's the rabbit? Happy Lantern Festival!
10. One spring every year, you will be happy in spring and spring; one summer every year, you will be prosperous in summer and summer; one autumn in every year, you will have a good harvest in autumn and autumn; one winter every year, you will be successful in winter and winter. Happy Lantern Festival!
11. I won’t miss you because of the change of seasons, and I won’t forget you because of the passage of time. How are you at the zoo? Does the tiger still bully you? Does the monkey still laugh at you? Are you still used to reading text messages with your little front paws? Happy Lantern Festival!
12. One day, a tiger chased a crab. The crab disappeared after chasing it. The tiger looked back and found a spider on the tree. The tiger smiled and said, don’t think that I don’t know you because you are on the Internet. . Happy Lantern Festival!
13. One person handed 2,000 yuan to the clerk: buy a Santana. The female clerk was very confused, and the man said: Isn't it written Santana 2000 on the door? Female clerk: You go to the opposite side, there is a Mercedes-Benz 600! Happy Lantern Festival!
14. You are very creative, and it is your courage to live. Being ugly is not your original intention; it is just that God lost his temper, and you have to live bravely. Happy Lantern Festival!
15. "Orange lanterns", "silk lanterns", "colorful sheepskin lanterns", "boneless wheat straw lanterns", "revolving lanterns", "Kongming lanterns", the lanterns will illuminate your future path, I wish you Everything goes well for you and everything goes well for you!
16. On a spring night, there are lanterns and lights, and there are several places where people are singing and singing in the bright moonlight; the beautiful night is beautiful, and thousands of families are playing flute and pipe music in a good year. On a good night, the lanterns shine brightly to reflect the New Year; at the beginning of the year, the bright moon shines brightly to celebrate the festival; Happy Lantern Festival!
17. I hope you know that there is someone who cares about you all the time. There is someone who is thinking about you all the time. The lights of the Lantern Festival are your smiling and affectionate eyes. They are adorned in my heart, shining brightly every night.
18. My Lantern Festival text message brings joy to those who receive it, smooth work to those who read it, sweet love to those who store it, good luck to those who forward it, good luck to those who delete it, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival !
19. Don’t forget to eat Yuanxiao during the Lantern Festival. Eat one for good luck, eat two for eternal happiness, eat three for family reunion, eat four for peace in all seasons, eat five... Oh, little piggy. , this thing is not easy to digest!
20. The Lantern Festival is here, and the State Council issued five prohibitions: It is forbidden to pretend to be busy and ignore me, it is forbidden to get rich and forget about me, it is forbidden not to help me when I am in trouble, it is forbidden not to call me when eating, and it is forbidden not to miss me when you are free! Happy Lantern Festival!
21. You are stuffing and I am noodles, so why not make a big Lantern Festival; you are a lamp and I am paper, why not make a big lantern; you love me and I would like to celebrate the festival! Have fun with the lanterns!
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