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What is a wonderful career?
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A wonderful career
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Special events in life
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Diversify people's employment direction
I'll tell you in one minute, and I'll give you 65,438+10,000 jobs a month that you dare not do.
Introduction Dog walker delivers food to accompany runner to pack friends circle frustrated listener says good night hotel experiencer professional ghostbusters mistress persuades toy repairman professional runner crab shell worker real estate inspector TA says reference materials.
brief introduction
China people are very cautious when choosing jobs. As the old saying goes, "Men are afraid of getting into the wrong business and women are afraid of marrying the wrong husband", which just emphasizes the importance of correct career choice. However, today's young people are not satisfied with their traditional jobs. They need some novel ways to express themselves and realize their value. [ 1]
Some career choices seem strange, but most of them are due to the needs of modern lifestyle. Of course, behind these various "special occupations", there are also many ordinary people's ups and downs.
Dog walker
Career declaration
Dog walker is a profession that needs 100% love. I hope more dogs can have fun outdoors.
Career prospects
In the fast-paced life, pets are good companions for urbanites. However, many dog owners often have no time to walk their dogs because of their busy work, and the appearance of dog walkers has largely solved this problem. It is expected to be very popular in the future, but it has certain geographical limitations.
situation
Dog Walking Hero: Zhou Xiao
Dog walker
Age: 26 years old
Zhou Xiao is an accountant in a public institution. Zhou Xiao loved dogs since he was a child. When she was in primary school, her father brought back a furry Shih Tzu, and she became her closest friend. With dogs, Zhou Xiao gradually became more patient and caring.
A few years ago, after work, she liked dogs and kept a Labrador pudding as a companion. Since she got the little pudding, Zhou Xiao takes it for a walk on the road near her home every morning and evening, so she has made many like-minded dog friends in the community.
One morning, while waiting for the elevator with her dog, she happened to meet her neighbor who was planning to go out in a hurry. Neighbors saw that she was going to walk the dog, and asked her with a troubled face if she could help her walk Lele with her golden hair. Because she was too busy at work recently, she had not taken Lele out for several days.
Lele and Xiaoding are good friends. They both like Lele very much. Zhou Xiao readily agreed without thinking. In this way, Zhou Xiao began to help her neighbor walk the dog. Unexpectedly, several "pet friends" who later lived in the same community came to see her, hoping that she could help her walk her dog by the way, and everyone suggested that she could pay monthly.
In this way, every morning and evening, there is an interesting scenery in the community. A tall and thin girl dragging four or five dogs of different sizes and colors is as spectacular and imposing as a military parade. Once, she led three big dogs and two small dogs by herself. She weighed only 90 kilograms and was towed away. She had to go almost anywhere the dog wanted to go. When the wind blew again, "I was quickly released by the dog like a kite", Zhou Xiao said with a happy smile.
Zhou Xiao said, in fact, it is not easy to be a dog walker. Contribution is one thing. Many times you have to watch to prevent dogs from biting and pulling, and you should be more careful when crossing the road. Once, when Zhou Xiao took some puppies to the crosswalk, she was almost hit by a car running a red light. The driver not only didn't apologize, but also called names, scaring her to leave the road quickly.
Now she has three or four dogs to walk and occasionally entrusts them to her temporarily. She has to take six or seven dogs out at most, and she is really overwhelmed. However, Zhou Xiao said that the reason why he became a dog walker was to find a part-time job to supplement his income in his leisure time. More importantly, he loved small animals.
Now, Zhou Xiao wants to find some like-minded friends through the Internet and organize a small group to walk the dog, hoping to help more owners who have no time and energy to take care of their pets share the work of walking the dog, and let more dogs enjoy the fun of playing outdoors.
Fan Pei
Career declaration
The food map is me, and I will enjoy a happy life with you.
Career prospects
Accompanying meals is not only a simple accompaniment to eating and chatting, but also a function of food map, which is more suitable for young people and may be a very popular part-time job in the future.
situation
Narrator: Chaochao
Age: 25 years old
Chaochao likes all kinds of festivals best. Weekends, Valentine's Day and Singles' Day are the busiest times for Chaochao, but he is not a shop assistant. He is an employee of a media company and is responsible for dealing with customers. But the second job I want to talk about today is inseparable from advertising: it's just that he is selling himself.
Chaochao is an active member of the circle of friends. He can clearly know where the new shopping mall is opened, where new dishes are introduced, where movies are cheap, and where there are singing and group buying. But as a single man, he sometimes holds a group purchase coupon for two people, and he will be very worried when facing a table of delicious food. One day, Chao Chao brush circle of friends saw a message from a friend who is usually very familiar: I really want to eat Xiaoyu's hot pot, and I am too lazy to go alone. Are you coming with me? Chaochao immediately replied: Go at night! Two people have an appointment to eat such a hot pot. During the dinner, a friend joked that it's boring for you to be idle alone, so just have dinner with others in the future.
A joke of my friend is super super super, but it feels a little interesting. Then Chaochao posted on the same city online: Are you still lonely and embarrassed because you can't find someone to eat with? Professional companionship can relieve a person's boredom and boredom.
Originally, this advertisement was released in a half-joking manner. Unexpectedly, the next day, he received a phone call. The other party is a girl, and she timidly asked him if it was true to accompany him to dinner. She was very interested, and she said it was true, so they made an appointment to meet in a restaurant. I met the girl and said that I contacted him with the idea of giving it a try. I just fell in love and couldn't find someone to talk to, so I thought about eating and chatting with strangers. I didn't expect it to be so reliable
Since then, Chaochao has started various "orders" to accompany him to dinner in the circle of friends and the same city information network. There is a person who is unfamiliar on a business trip, single and has no one to accompany him to dinner, and he is just enough for himself ... There are various reasons for inviting him to dinner, and Chaochao has "tried" many restaurants because of this job. He said that many people travel alone and are afraid of loneliness and embarrassment. Sometimes, a person sitting in a restaurant seems to see other people's strange eyes, so many people prefer to find a stranger to accompany them and chat with them.
Once, he received a phone call from a boy saying that he was in a long-distance relationship with his girlfriend, who happened to be in the same city as Chaochao, and his girlfriend's birthday was coming soon. He doesn't know any other friends in this city. He hopes Chaochao will have dinner with his girlfriend for him and send him a bunch of flowers. I'm a little touched by Chao Chao who put the phone down. In this era when WeChat enters "I love you", roses will fall all over the screen. Some people still stick to their true feelings. Chaochao didn't live up to the customer's expectations, chose the most beautiful rose for him and successfully gave the girl a big birthday surprise.
There are countless touching or wonderful examples. Chao Chao, who likes to eat, said that he not only ate rich food, but also made many friends by accompanying him to eat and learned a lot about different lives, which was very interesting. Now he is still thinking of providing more abundant services such as accompanying movies and playing games.
However, Chao Chao said that the income from catering business is actually not high, and he didn't intend to make a fortune by it. He mainly wanted to pass the boring off-duty time in this interesting way and make more friends at the same time.
Accompany a runner
Career declaration
I didn't run, I was healthy.
Career prospects
Many urban people are in a sub-health state. It is expected that through the sharing of healthy living habits, running companionship will become a new trend in the future, but the requirements for running companionship are relatively high, which requires not only physical support, but also theoretical support in sports and health.
situation
The protagonist: Lin Yan.
Age: 28 years old
Lin Yan is a gym instructor, and nine times out of ten people who meet for the first time can guess his occupation-just look at his strong muscles and handsome mermaid line.
Because of his sunny personality, Lin Yan, who loves to laugh and talk, is very popular with members. One of his personal education members is an overweight adolescent boy. The boy's parents were worried about his health, so they sent him to Lin Yan to help the devil lose weight. At first, Lin Yan asked him to exercise on the treadmill as usual, but he couldn't hold on at all. After running for less than ten minutes, he went on strike panting. Later, with the repeated insistence of the boy's parents, Lin Yan came up with a good idea-to accompany him to Fenhe Park for fun running every day, with the ultimate goal of five kilometers.
In this way, Lin Yan began his "running with" career. At first, the boy ran like a treadmill, but he couldn't run for a while. Later, under the encouragement and supervision of Lin Yan, he slowly ran to two kilometers, three kilometers and five kilometers. ...
After more than three months, the boy's weight dropped from 170 kg to 140 kg, which successfully achieved the goal of losing weight. Lin Yan has a great sense of accomplishment.
Unexpectedly, I accidentally planted the willow tree in the shade. One day, when he was working in the gym, he received a phone call from a junior high school student's parents, saying that he heard that a "little fat man" in his son's class had lost weight successfully, and his children had the same trouble. I wonder if he can help his children lose weight.
Lin Yan realized that more than one student had the same problem. Many adolescent overweight teenagers usually have no time to go to the gym to exercise, so they can only use their evening time to run and exercise. So Lin Yan had a brainwave and distributed leaflets at the school gate to recruit his first batch of runners, and Lin Yan officially became a "running" coach.
The way to exercise is simple: running. Through Lin Yan's scientific guidance, possible sports injuries during running were avoided. Starting from a short distance, the goal is increased by 500 meters every day, which enhances interactivity and fun in running training. People who often walk in Fenhe Park can see him running hard with a few "chubby piers" almost every day.
Lin Yan said that "running with you" is not as simple as everyone thinks. In addition to scientific goals and plans, we should also check the students' completion. All the children who come to run the camp are children with large weight base. Many people can't adapt to such intensity. He must always encourage and urge everyone. Sometimes, in order to boost morale, he also leads students to shout slogans. Running exercises not only physical strength but also perseverance.
Now, not only children, but also some adults will make an appointment to run with Lin Yan. Some hope to urge themselves to keep running every day through the supervision of the coach, and some runners are preparing for the marathon. I hope Lin Yan, as a sports director, can give more scientific suggestions.
Lin Yan said that he never thought that running could change his life to such a great extent. Now he has quit his job in the gym and concentrated on expanding his running training camp. In the future, he wants to tailor courses for people with different needs and carry forward the charm of running.
Packaging friends circle
Career declaration
Wrap your circle of friends beautifully, which will bring you closer to online celebrities.
Career prospects
Packaging a circle of friends requires not only a taste of life, but also a certain technical content. First of all, we should be proficient in all kinds of mito software, and secondly, we should know a little about poetry and songs. With the advent of the media era, this new profession may be completely popularized.
situation
Narrator: Xiaoyu
Age: 30 years old
Xiaoyu is an illustrator, who loves life and likes reading. After graduation, she worked as an art teacher in a school and a part-time beauty editor in a newspaper. After 80s, she is a real little girl: elegant ear-length short hair, ankle-length long skirt, and her eyes bend like a crescent moon when she smiles. During the day, she works in the unit like everyone else. After work, she turned into a "friend circle expert" sought after by everyone.
Open Xiaoyu's circle of friends and see beautiful sentences and beautified photos, each of which is exquisite. Many friends commented in her circle of friends: "Wow, what retouching software do you use? Is there any trick to using filters? " "Wow, I like you so much, Goddess!"
Once, a girl in the office begged her to help her retouch the picture to make her selfie look better, and with some beautiful words, it was best to show a meaningful look. Xiaoyu asked her why she suddenly cared about her circle of friends. Colleagues are embarrassed to say that they just added a favorite boy's WeChat and want to package their online image more beautifully. Xiaoyu smiled and began to help her colleagues run a circle of friends. Later, a colleague sent Xiaoyu a WeChat red envelope after dating several times, saying that Xiaoyu had helped a lot. Xiaoyu realized how important a person's image in the circle of friends is in the era of online social interaction, which also inspired her a lot. Her "friend circle modeling studio" opened.
Most of the orders she received were simple: some wanted to make their landscape photos more beautiful, some wanted to add a suitable paragraph to their pictures, and many foodies came to her to make cute cartoon images in their food photos. She receives several such work orders every day, all from friends. Income actually means a big or small red envelope.
Later, a stranger once found her, who turned out to be the editor of a gourmet website. He saw from a friend that her revised food photos were particularly attractive, so he wanted to invite her to be the editor of their official WeChat account in official website. Every day they will give her some material, and she just needs to modify it with touching sentences. The content she edits always attracts more people to read and like.
Now she not only undertakes the business of the website, but also helps some WeChat business friends in the circle of friends to edit advertising slogans and pictures, so that this small sideline business developed by using hobbies has really brought her a lot of income. Now Xiaoyu has become a "big winner" in the circle of friends. Xiaoyu said that it is very gratifying to develop what she is good at into a job, and thank you for your recognition.
A depressed audience
Career declaration
Listen to your negative energy, hoping to bring some miracles and warmth in such a big city.
Career prospects
Urban people are under great pressure to survive and listen to negative energy. It is expected that the future will be quite hot. At the same time, if the listener can learn some psychological knowledge a little, he may be more professional.
situation
Narrator: Guan Feng.
Age: 35 years old
Guan Feng is the owner of Migu Cafe in a provincial capital. Cancer's temper is very gentle, and he is as close as an old friend to every guest who comes to the store. Some guests come more often and will sit at the bar and have a drink while chatting with him. Once, an ordinary girl came, her eyes were swollen, obviously she had just cried. Guan Feng asked, I didn't expect the little girl to cry at once. Guan Feng was stunned. After asking carefully for a long time, she realized that her pet cat was dead. She had no place to tell others how uncomfortable she was, so she closed the door at home and cried. Guan Feng comforted her for a long time and tried her best to make her cry. The little girl later joked that you should set up a listening association. We come to you every day to complain. How comfortable. Guan Feng happily wrote a small blackboard on the bar: "Professional frustrated hearing, price: a cup of coffee".
Unexpectedly, this "listening association" really started. Guan Feng listens to stories of old friends or new friends while making drinks almost every day. When he was not busy, he sat down to catch up with each other or spit, and slowly spread around the coffee circle. He had a "human flesh tree hole" here, and the number of guests who came here gradually increased. Some people even made a special trip to see what this boss who is willing to be an emotional trash can looks like.
Some people worry that too many negative emotions will affect him, but Guan Feng shook his head cheerfully. He said that he heard different bad things from different people every day, but after a long time, he was not surprised. Sometimes he feels that his tolerance for negative emotions is increasing. In the past, when he encountered unhappy things, he would be depressed for a while. Now when he thinks about it, others are suffering the same troubles every day, and there is nothing in their hearts. "And coffee sells a lot, I'm so happy, haha!"
Guan Feng said that this kind of thing is mutual, and he can try his best to resolve the frustration of others. He also hopes that his friends can help him when he is in trouble. "A cup of coffee is just a warm excuse. I am willing to open my heart to strangers, and I hope that those who get my warmth can pass it on to others and make the world a better place. My efforts will not be in vain. "
Say good night.
Career declaration
Let my good night greetings bring you warmth and strength.
Career prospects
Good night message is not just a message, it is a thoughtful greeting and warm care, full of positive energy. As long as the direction does not deviate, there is a lot of room for the future.
situation
Narrator: Xiao Mu.
Age: 24 years old
Xiao Mu is her pen name. She is a graduate student in Chinese Department. The customized service she launched is good night SMS, and the seller can receive a warm and loving good night greeting at an inexpensive price within the agreed time limit. According to the requirements of customers, she sometimes sends text messages with different names, such as Rose, Lucy and Little Prince, which can bring you infinite affection. At first, she saw a China girl selling her time on TV. She likes writing at ordinary times, and an idea came to her mind: can I bring some comfort to others in this complicated world with the power of words? After discussing with friends, she tried to hang up the service of "Good Night SMS Customization" on Taobao, and received the first order that night.
Xiao Mu's goodnight message mainly comes from the summary of her own life, which is different from the chicken soup for the soul that is flooding everywhere on the Internet. She will conceive different message contents every day according to the changes of seasons, weather and hot events, and more importantly, it will bring comfort to the buyers' hearts. Once a buyer bought a short message service for a month, but the number left was someone else's. After asking in detail, he realized that he wanted to push a good night message to his girlfriend every day to express "I love you". Xiao Mu is also very sweet after receiving such an order-it's good to be an adult. Isn't this a happy thing? Xiao Mu thinks of different expressions every day: "I love you until all the volcanoes in the world go out and all the glaciers melt. I wish it was just you and me. Good night. " "I miss you in all the snowy nights and miss you in all the rainy nights. You are the grass, you are the warbler, and you are my eyes. Good night. " She sent such a love story for a month, and a month later she received a short message from the girl: "Thank you for making me believe in love again."
Xiao Mu's goodnight message is like a gentle hand, which soothes many people's souls and provides people with a touch of warmth in the dead of night.
Hotel experiencer
When China first appeared, this job was called the best job in the world, because the lucky employees in this job could stay in high-end hotels and get paid for it. If you have keen observation and like to travel and share, then this may be your dream job.
Professional ghost actor
Making a living by scaring people is a new occupation in China. Gong Qian works in a haunted house in Nanchang, Jiangxi. She chose this kind of job because it is novel and exciting, and it can help people relax.
Mistress deserter
The main job of marriage counselors in China is to deal with other mistresses. Extramarital affairs and mistresses make many marriages miserable, especially when the husband is rich. Every successful case can bring 654.38+10,000 yuan to the marriage counseling agency.
Toy repairman
Most children often break toys. After a long time, almost every child has a box of broken toys. Ji found business opportunities in inferior toys. He opened a "toy hospital" in Xuchang to provide toy maintenance services. In the first six months, he repaired hundreds of toys.
Professional errand boy
The new online and offline e-commerce model, online ordering and offline service have given birth to this new type of work-professional errands. They provide all the basic services in daily life, including paying bills, shopping, buying gifts and dispensing medicines. Runners usually pay 4000 yuan a month.
Crab sheller
Ms. Xie, a retired waitress, made money by her love of seafood and the skill of peeling crab shells. She can peel crab meat quickly and minimize waste.
Real estate quality inspector
Although the real estate industry has developed vigorously in China for ten years, real estate quality inspector is a relatively new profession. Most properties in China will follow the specifications submitted to authoritative organizations and be tested by real estate developers before sale.
Due to the skyrocketing real estate prices, many buyers hope to identify the main defects, check the building area and find out other problems with the help of professional inspectors, so as to make an informed decision on the construction situation.
Career planning, how to determine the direction.
First, personal knowledge system, try to choose industries related to personal majors, have knowledge advantages, and be more easily integrated into the working environment. Everyone's development needs to stand on the shoulders of giants, in order to gather the strengths of hundreds of families, base themselves on society, and derive new knowledge and skills, while giving up personal knowledge system means that more time is needed to acquire relevant knowledge.
Second, personality, we should have a clear understanding of ourselves, whether introverted or extroverted. It is easier to be introverted and go to institutions or management.
Third, family, when choosing a job, we should consider family factors, solicit family opinions and get family support, especially after getting married and having children.
Fourth, communication skills, communication skills are very important, need a correct understanding, choose more organizations or management that are good at communication, and choose more technologies that are not good at communication.
Fifth, the social environment, the current world internet plus era, the demand changes rapidly, the industry competition is fierce, the changes within the system are relatively stable, and the changes outside the system are very fast, which requires strong adaptability.
Sixth, industry prospects, which industries are hot, which are unpopular, or even falling, such as education, education in 2020, capital invasion, and the era of money everywhere, the whole society is promoting training courses, which is the crisis industry.
Seventh, the salary system, companies with high salaries will naturally give you high positions, corporate culture will be very avant-garde and personal development will be very rapid. The hint of low salary and more tricks in the interview is cautious.
The above is suitable for most people, and some are not. For example, the subject is a person who can't speak Mandarin when he goes to college, and he is an introverted and invincible person. Now he is the best at communication, and he may not talk much when he goes home. There is no absolute.
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