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What's the experience of sleeping with Uncle Zhihu?
We were born in different times, but we love the same time.
Everyone thinks he has money, and everyone thinks I do it for the money.
4. Don't quarrel, change the channel as soon as you see me crying. No matter who is wrong, you will take the initiative to break the deadlock. You think you can't fall in love without him.
I remember my vacation was more accurate than myself. Every time I come to my holiday, I will cook the secret brown sugar water and urge me to drink it three times a day.
No matter how tired and busy I am at work, I will take time to cook my favorite meals as long as I want.
7. Going out to play mahjong, others don't take their wives, only he takes me with him every time. Even though I was reading around, he felt at ease. Sometimes if he doesn't arrive in time, he will send a message saying that I am not around and he is flustered. He has been losing money now. Let me save him.
8. A big man who is impeccable in front of others is also a spoiled little boy in front of me.
As far as I know, his shoulders will hurt, his stomach will be uncomfortable, his voice will be hoarse, and he will be very tired when he doesn't want to go to work every day.
10. Urged to buy clothes for me, saying that I would fill both my big closets.
1 1. I bought a house in full before I got married, saying it made me feel at ease.
12. Put the money in my wallet secretly. I don't know how many times to send me red envelopes a month. When you are away from home, you are always afraid of having no money.
13. As long as it rains, even if it is only a few steps, come and pick me up and take me away.
14. When you are angry, you often say, do you think you are still in a relationship that can't be broken up? I have no time to fall in love with you. You should know that you are my woman and would never do such a thing! I am very angry and want to laugh.
15. Even if my mother doesn't like him and doesn't accept him, he will send me home once a day for several months. The trunk is full of things my mother likes, and she will be forced to give her a red envelope when we meet.
16. Every month, I want to give something to my father. Dad is going out to play and asked me to give him a big red envelope. I think he is not only my parents, but also our family. He should take care of them.
17. Being wronged at work, he gave me advice from the perspective of the leader, saying that this would definitely lead to a promotion and a raise, and he naturally left. He said with a smile, in fact, I did it on purpose. Just stay at home and do what I like. Why should I be wronged?
18. The difference is 18 years old, but it makes me feel the love of my father, my husband, my relatives and friends. The last thing I need with him is a sense of security. It often makes me feel that this life is really worthwhile.
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