Jokes about fathers and sons

Father and son are scattered in a quiet street.

One step. Suddenly, they found a hand on the sidewalk.

Settings.

Father stepped forward and took a look at the gloves.

He said to his son, "Son, this glove is still there."

It's nice here! "Say that finish, put the gloves on the roadside bar.

On the pole.

After walking for a while, they found another one on the road.

Only the same gloves as the one just now.

"Oh, my God!" Really a man. Father surprise

Pick up gloves and put them on your hands. Just right, very busy.

The son said, "Son, go back and put that on the railing."

Take your gloves home. "

-father-son communication 1

A student wrote a letter to his father-

"Dear dad, I'm sorry to give it to you.

Write letters. I need 100 yuan urgently. I don't want to ask you.

Yes, but I must write to you anyway, because the letter has been written.

All right. "

Then he wrote, "I want your money."

Awkward, but it's too late. The letter has been sent out. I

I wish the postman had lost the letter. "

A few days later, he received a reply from his father-

"Dear child, don't worry. your

The wish came true: the postman really threw away your letter. "

-Afraid ........

I'm really afraid of my son's letter at school.

B: Why?

As soon as my son writes, I will look it up in the dictionary.

b:？ You are very lucky. As soon as my son writes, I have to go to the bank.

Alcoholic father and son

There is a father and son, both drunkards.

One day, my father was drunk outside.

Stumbling home. Keep an eye on the door.

Zi's face looked at it for a while and said angrily, "Strange!"

Strange, how is your face deformed? People like you.

People are not people, ghosts are not ghosts, and my family is unique.

I can't leave it to you! "

My son is drunk at home, too. Listen to my father.

Dad's reprimand, unconvinced, retorted: "That's better! Give me this rickety, spinning house. I don't want it yet!

Poor father and son

The rich are rich but stingy.

Second, the father and son went to other places to handle affairs and stayed behind.

Hou, the son asked for the most expensive room, and the father

I asked for the cheapest one. Will the innkeeper feel uncomfortable?

The rich man said, "Nothing strange, my son."

My father is rich, but my father is poor.

Eggs. "